External Link/Members OnlyHey all. This is my first review on here so it may not be the best, please be gentle! Lol
My fuck buddy couldn't make our date so as I was feeling horny, I booked "SJ" for one hour earlier tonight for an outcall. I'm torn between a neutral and a negative review as there were positives, hopefully this review will get my point across.
Initially things looked good as the comms throughout were brilliant, she replied quickly and asked me if it was ok if she arrived a little earlier as the booked time neared.
When she arrived, she looked nice. An attractive, petite brunette, nice figure and was friendly despite coming across as a little apprehensive. We chatted for a bit and she seemed to relax a little, we then sorted out the paperwork and agreed on what I would like etc. I mentioned that I am happy with all the things on her like list and jokingly said that is as long as you're the girl on the profile. She said it was her.
We went to my bedroom and got undressed and straight away I knew it wasn't the girl who's pics are on the profile as the tattoos she had were old and didn't tally up with those on her profile pics, namely the diamond shaped tattoo between her boobs wasn't there. That was probably the reason why when she stripped she initially didn't take off her bra and when she did she kept covering her chest (bizarre I thought!) with her hands/arms which was a shame as they were very nice!
Part of me wanted to ask her to leave for conning me but she was an attractive girl, had a good body, and she was very much my type anyway. To cut a long story short, I had a MASSIVE failure in the boner department so it wasn't the best experience for me and that wasn't her fault. However, she had REALLY long fake nails so it felt like I was being wanked off by Freddie Kruger and the odd nick of a nail didn't help matters.
She did however seem to enjoy receiving oral, she didn't push me away while I was down there and didn't make any stupid porn star style fake screams, just little groans and lip biting.
Worst thing near the end of my time was that she was a clock watcher. With 10 minutes to go, she looked ready to leave (maybe had an 11pm appointment?) although my member failing to rise to the occasion didn't help and the clock watching put me off even more.
Make of this review what you will, I was probably the most shit punt she's had in weeks lol, but it was just my experience and thought I'd share it with you. Feel free to ask any questions etc!
