New Thai House Leicester website:
External Link/Members OnlyOh Anita, you could be so good if you wanted to be!This happened several weeks back, but thought I should put off being lazy and finally get round to writing a review about my experience with Anita.
New Thai House in Leicester has been operating for well over a decade. I visited there several times around 2006 with a lovely girl called Lisa ... good times. Not much has changed since 2006 in terms of the actual place. the decor is basically the same where they are going for the traditional Thai look, lots of incense burning and a big poster of their King on the wall. You still have to pay at the door (without seeing the girls) which is a glass window in-front-of the desk and can choose 30 mins in a room for £25, or 60 mins charged at a rate of £40. This payment includes a massage for the selected time. They also offer a topless massage service for £55, which I wouldn't bother with as it only includes the massage and hand relief, no body to body and most importantly NO TOUCHING (will get back to this point later in the review). I decided to go for the 30 mins, slid my money through the gap in the window and was buzzed in.
Once in the maid asked me to sit down and a selection of girls came out one by one and introduced themselves briefly. I selected Anita because she was by far the best looking of the bunch. She was wearing a skin tight dress and is quite short, has a pretty face, is fairly slim and most importantly has a huge rack which was practically bursting out of the dress. This is a preference of mine and only ever go for chicks who are well endowed.
After choosing the maid led me into the room and asked me to wait for Anita to come in. After a few mins of waiting Anita came into the room. She reeled off the price list and I agreed to pay 40 for body to body. Anita started to strip off and asked me to do the same. I looked at her amazing body and my eyes almost popped out of my head. She has an amazing set of hooters which made steam come out of my ears, much like one of those old cartoons with the creepy wolf. She asked me to get on the bed and lay facing downwards. She proceeded to give me one of the worst massages of my life, lots of oil and no pressure at all, but i wasn't bothered by this as I was not really there for a massage, thought it would be worth a mention as some guys like that sort of thing.
When the massage was finished I was still laying on my back. I turned my head to catch a sight of Anita oiling up her massive tits, and my dick went from floppy to hard in an instance! She started to rub up and down all over my body which felt great, I couldn't wait to turn around. Eventually Anita asked me to turn around and this was when things took a sharp turn for the worse.
I went to touch those epic tits and Anita told me "no touching". This is the first time I have heard of this rule, which i am sure only applies for the £55 topless service. I am pretty sure that touching is allowed. I only wanted to touch her mammaries, so what was her problem? I didn't complain or anything, but felt a little confused. She started jerking me off with a lot of oil on her hand. She made little or no eye contact during the service and after about 2 minutes of stroking she asked if I was ready to blow my load. She kept making these moaning orgasmic noises, trying to be sexy, but it just came across as fake. Her service seemed so fake that it was off putting and as a result I could not get into it at all and went all floppy. Anita took one look at this and completely stopped trying. I looked at the clock and still had about 7 minutes or so, so she could have at least tried to finish. She asked me if I wanted a shower to which i declined. I got dressed and got out of there knowing that if I didn't leave soon I would get angry and say something stupid.
To summarise, New Thai house is a decent place and in the past had a great service, maybe they still do and i just chose the wrong woman. Anita is a physically stunning specimen, but her service is subpar. she is hot and she knows is and I believe this is why she thinks she can get away with giving a subpar service. Her service is extremely fake and rather vanilla and for £65 this is not acceptable. I will not recommend Anita, however, I may return to New Thai House to see if they have anything better. Under the right circumstances I know it could be a good place!
