Author Topic: LovelyIvy ~ Brentford  (Read 1752 times)


5 review(s) for LovelyIvy (0 positive, 1 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline PeterTheGreek

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Punt took place about a month ago, possibly around the same time that hubber666 saw her (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=150561.msg1645271#msg1645271) and my experience was virtually the same. My own fault, really, as I’d been so taken by Ivy’s pictures that I’d included her in my hotlist despite the limited number of reviews on here. Her appearance is the best thing about her, as she really does look like that, but other than this she was almost entirely passive and indeed barely communicative for the most part.

We got off to a bad start anyway as she sent me to the wrong address, based on the postcode alone, when in fact her flat was about half a mile away. She said it was the location that she always gives to the taxi driver who brings her there (it’s obviously just a working flat) but presumably he knows better … The place itself, in a modern development, was clean and tidy with an en-suite bathroom, but I had to ask to use the shower on arrival so she didn’t seemed too fussed about her clients’ appearance.

Ivy seemed distant (if not actually bored) during the remainder of the punt, and the sex was largely mechanical, so it was almost a relief to get it over with. After that she seemed to relax and was happy to make small talk whilst I dressed to leave. In the course of 100+ punts I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone so disengaged and so ill suited to being a service [sic] provider. I guess you know it’s not been a good one when the best thing about the experience was the post-coital conversation!

Offline MrMatrix

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Just taken her off my HL after shes got 3 fucking awful reviews pretty much all the same. Thanks for the review, better luck next punt :thumbsup:

Offline dubhcarr

Just taken her off my HL after shes got 3 fucking awful reviews pretty much all the same. Thanks for the review, better luck next punt :thumbsup:

she is just about to get another............

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she is just about to get another............
Doesn't surprise me- look forward to the review :hi: