Author Topic: Lookalike celebs and escorts  (Read 2408 times)

alphabetspagetti

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Always very cynical when escorts use the "I look like......" line as it invariably isn't so though there have been some interesting comments on here with punters suggesting celeb lookalikes which have usually had me having to Google names as I've not heard of them. However,

Chloe of Portfolio a ringer for Holly Willoughby! Blonde bombshell super pretty and happy go lucky. Bright witty and fun.  Womanly curves (Chloe not as busty and Chloe younger) though in my wildest dreams I doubt Holly can deep throat like Chloe can.

Lileth/Little Fairy/Eve a stand in for Rachel Riley (Countdown and Sky Soccer) - small petite and close to perfectly formed for the appreciaters of the smaller frame. Both quite beautiful facially. I'd love to think Rachel as filthy as Lileth and may be she is!

Welsh Carmen/ Carmen Brooke - either of the Middleton sisters. Same tall slim dark haired look and Carmen is every bit as beautiful. In the filthiness stakes it's a lovely notion to think that those Middleton girls are really dirty. I think Carmen is great but when she is upset with you she certainly lets you know it and I imagine the sisters do too.

Now two escorts, as referred to in recent review.

Larissa of Portfolio and Polish Alice from back in the day. The same newby enthusiasm and the same hard young body and super flat stomach. Both look like their bodies honed from spending hours surfing and on the beach with sun kissed manes of hair. Almost certainly hair out of a bottle and skin colour from a sun bed but you can't engineer their toned frames. Or willingness to swallow when they should.

Offline wonky

Holly willobooby and Rachel Riley!!! Now that's a threesome.. all made possible by punting!

Are they really that close looking?

Offline Mil 34

I think someone has been on the beer.
 :crazy:

Offline Devon Maverick

Lol I would agree about the beer !! They are both stunning looking but I don't see any similarity to those celebrities !! Mind you beauty is in the eyes of the beholder! They do have the Same hair colour though as Holly ( and hair length) and Rachel !!

Offline HughJardon

I thought this girl looked a lot like the porn star Stephanie Swift,  who young Hugh always fantaised about banging her box off,  she used to give amazing blowys too

Sadly she's Romanian and a Tofft punt,  so I'll just use as wank fodder

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Melfort212

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Lileth/Little Fairy/Eve a stand in for Rachel Riley (Countdown and Sky Soccer) - small petite and close to perfectly formed for the appreciaters of the smaller frame. Both quite beautiful facially. I'd love to think Rachel as filthy as Lileth and may be she is!


Any Jeff Stelling lookalikes on UKP Wales?  :lol: Maybe we can pay Lileth to pretend to present a live game and then fuck her during the match.  :bomb:

steviex00

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Lol I would agree about the beer !! They are both stunning looking but I don't see any similarity to those celebrities !! Mind you beauty is in the eyes of the beholder! They do have the Same hair colour though as Holly ( and hair length) and Rachel !!

You got that saying wrong. It should be "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder". You're welcome. I'm here all week.