External Link/Members OnlyI was lucky enough to visit the fantastic city of Barcelona for the first time in May. I was on a solo visit for five days so after immersing myself in the city's beautiful culture and history for the first four days, I decided to indulge in some filth on my fifth and final day there.
After doing some research I discovered the city has several different brothels to offer but I decided to visit Apricots because of how well-designed, easy-to-navigate and enticing their website is. Apricots have two locations: one in Eixample quite close to the city centre, and one a little further out next to FC Barcelona's home ground, Camp Nou. Their website helpfully tells you which branch all the girls work at and since most of the girls I was interested in were based at the Camp Nou branch, I decided to visit that location.
Barcelona is a really easy city to get around using public transport so I hopped on the Metro and rode it to Badal station and from there it's about a 10-minute walk to Apricots. The building is very discrete with only a small Apricots sign outside. I visited around lunchtime on a Thursday and it wasn’t a match day so the streets were quiet. Nevertheless, I suspected the locals all knew what goes on in there so I was expecting to get cheered, jeered, or at least disapproving looks as I entered, but no one on the street batted an eyelid. I entered through swinging, saloon-style doors through which was a thick metal door. I knocked on the door three times and after a few seconds it was opened by a smiling, round lady whom I'm glad wasn't one of the WGs. I asked her to show me which girls were available and she led me down a dark corridor with doors on either side. We stopped at a room midway down the corridor which contained a small bedroom, adjoined by an even smaller shower room. The round lady left me in the room as she said she was going to get the girls. The bedroom was dimly lit and was a wash of red and orange and pink and black. I rested my back on the vinyl-covered cushions and caught a glimpse of my grinning face in the stripe of mirror glass that bisected the walls as I waited for the girls.
A moment later I was presented with a roll call of about eight different women to choose from. One girl enters the room wearing a skimpy outfit, says hello, tells you her name, leaves, then the next girl enters. I was a bit cheeky and asked each one to give me a little spin too so I could see what their arses looked like. This was the first time I’ve experienced a roll call like this and it gave me a great thrill to be able to take my pick of which girl I was going to fuck. That said, it’s also a bit of dizzying experience as they’re in and out of the room fast and I quickly forgot the girls’ names so had to describe the two I liked best – Soraya and Valeria – to the round lady and I asked them to come in a second time before I made my choice. All of the girls were smiley and friendly except for one – Estrella – who didn’t smile and looked like she had a bad attitude. (In hindsight, I sort of wish I’d have picked her and fucked her extra hard for being such a brat.) In the end I decided to go for Valeria who’s Colombian, about 5’5”, has long black hair, large brown eyes, big natural tits and a big fat arse. She’s advertised on the website as 39-years-old and I’d say this is accurate.
Valeria asked me how long I’d like to spend with her and I plumped for one hour, which cost €110 (about 93 quid at the time). I paid the fee and she asked me to take a shower while she went and deposited the money in another room. It was roasting hot outside and my t-shirt was sticking to me so I was glad of this opportunity to have a shower. After a quick rinse, I towelled myself off and lay on the bed waiting for Valeria to return. Soon enough she was back and didn’t take long to remove the skin-tight, sequined slutwear she had on. Off came the bra to reveal those big natural tits which I groped gleefully and by now I was stiff so said I wanted a blowjob. She popped a johnny on me (my choice) with her mouth and her head bobbed up and down my shaft. She couldn’t take it that deep but at one point when she took a breather and removed her mouth from my cock a big long cord of spit stretched from her lips to my helmet which looked absolutely amazing! Sadly though my requests for her to make the rest of the blowjob sloppy fell on deaf ears as Valeria’s English isn’t great (must remember to use Google Translate next time!). After that I wanted to fuck her bad so got her on her back primed for mish. Pulling off her knickers revealed a large, brown, horizontal scar across her abdomen – almost certainly a Caesarean-section scar. This scar is carefully obscured in all of Valeria’s photos on the website and I was bit startled by it at first, but it didn’t stop me. With her on her back I put her legs up on my shoulders and pounded her, all the time squeezing those big tits, and soon came hard in the mac.
I had a quick a rest, then before round two I was asked to take another shower. They seem to be very hygiene-conscious at Apricots – the towels we used came sealed in plastic too – which has got to be a good thing. A quick rinse of my tackle and I was back on the bed ready for round two – or at least I thought I was. I must’ve been more drained than I thought as it took me a while to get it up again. No matter, I thought, and in the meantime I got Valeria to play with herself in front of me and then I manoeuvred her feet around my cock and got her to give me a footjob. This felt great seeing Valeria’s petite feet with pretty painted toenails sliding up and down my cock and I quickly got wood again. She then rode me in CG for a while which was a great position to fondle those big Latina tits. After that I had her on her back again, this time with her feet up on my chest as I pounded her pussy hard, then I flipped her over into doggy where I fucked her really deep and came hard again, an even better orgasm than the first.
With a smile on my face, I flopped on the bed and Valeria offered to give me a massage. I agreed but wish I hadn’t – she’s got no massage technique and slathered me in too much oil as well, so much so that I asked to have a third and final shower to wash all the oil off. We made some limited small talk as I got dressed and then it was time for me to go. I strolled out onto the baking hot Barcelona sun a very satisfied man.
Below is a combined positives and negatives list for both Apricots as a brothel and Valeria:
Positives
-Excellent website
-Discrete location
-Very professional service
-Good choice of girls
-Very good hygiene
-Valeria performed well
-Good value for money
Negatives
-Valeria’s English wasn’t great which made communicating a request difficult
-Although she performed well, Valeria wasn’t very passionate or excited during the sex and I felt she was just going through the motions – but I understand that’s probably to be expected as she has sex with punters day-in, day-out, and it didn’t impede my enjoyment of the sex
-Valeria doesn't give a good massage so avoid this
