Was in London and couldn't find anyone who tickled my fancy on AW so went the agency route. Plan A and B were not available and so went with C. You can sense where this is going!
So it was Suzane from Hot Collection -
External Link/Members OnlyComms:Its an agency so we probably all know the drill. Make a call, say a name and time, get a text confirming.
Venue:Apartment block around the back of Paddington station. Word of advice (unless I'm the only one who doesn't know), the first number of the apartment does not relate to the floor unlike everywhere else I have been. So I ended walking up two flights of stairs. Once in though the bedroom was nice and big and the bathroom was in better condition than some I have seen.
Well, saying that the bin was in clear view and while there were no used condoms on show, there were sanitary towels in there. Unfortunately I didn't see this until the shower at the end.
There was also dog toothpaste but no signs of a dog
The Girl:No shock here, she looked completely different to her photos. I've included the one that bears the closest resembalance. She's also had her lips done and going by their size, the surgeon must of had a job lot of lip filler they needed to get rid of quickly!
The stated height is probably right but I would say dress size was more of a 10. Age wise it may be right but then I'm rubbish at guessing ages. No guessing her tits have had the photoshop treatment but I would say a C/D cup.
Nationality is stated as Spanish
She was brought up in Spain but was born in...........drum roll...........Romania.
The Meet:Booked 1 hour at £150.
Was offered a shower which I took after waiting a while for her to find a towel. Which turned out to already be wet. It did seem clean though so I like to think that it had been washed and was drying rather than being fresh from someone else
The bedroom action started by her moving her head around mine while blowing on my neck. This did lead to a light kiss on the lips. The next kiss not being until I was dressed and walking out the door.
On goes the the mac for OW. I think it must have been April fools day when they put OWO on her profile
Soon followed by doggy and mish to bring round one to a close in the mac.
She cleans me up and then lays on her front, head hanging off the bed at 90 degrees which made the half time chat nice and erm, crap!
Now, I can do two rounds in an hour but the girl has to make some effort. So it was a good job there was no sign of a dog otherwise if it had come in, it would have mistaken the Crown Jewels for a Walnut Whip and taken a bite
Anyway, although we tried, I was just so uninterested that even the surgeon who did her lips would have had trouble pumping me up for round two.
So got showed and off I went with a punting life lesson. If you get to plan c, its probably better to save the money.
Will I Return:Erm............
NOIn summary, Suzane is a prime example of the stereotypical lazy Romanian escort.
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