External Link/Members OnlyAvoid this hag. Comms are appalling, hardly ever picks up the phone and when she did she wasnt willing to discuss services. Also wont allow you to book a time, just asks you to text when you are 10 minutes away which is difficult if you are driving or in the underground with no signal. Tried explaining this to her but she simply replied "I need to know". Anyway I arrived at the time I said and she kept me waiting 30 minutes because a regular client turned up!! Had a spare evening so decided to persevere even though I knew this was bound to be a shit punt. Just had to experience those "L" cups as stated in her profile.
Finally she was ready to see me and gave me the door number, told me to call when I was there. Kept me waiting awkwardly another 2 minutes in the street. Flat is a grotty little room in the basement with a cat that she left in the bedroom the whole time.
As for her, she reminded me of an older, skankier Sensual Jane. Answered the door in the pink boob tube which looks pretty good to be fair. However when she took this off her tits were a let down. They are huge, not quite L cups but way up the alphabet, and I think they are natural (couldn't see any scars and felt real). What lets them down is the shape. They looked fake and are a funny shape. Almost cuboid. If you see them you would know what I mean. The rest of her body isnt great. She is quite tall and curvy, slightly toned and not fat but covered in tacky tattoos.
Service was appalling. No kissing, didnt even want you near her face. Anything other than basic covered oral and sex was £30 extra. Complained about every position except missionary using the line "you're too big" which I bet she does for everyone. Wanted to finish as quick as I could. Showered, which had mould in, and when I was towelling myself down I see her pimp come out of the wc! He sees me stark bollock naked then nips back in the loo. It almost couldn't get any worse although thinking back, I've had more terrible punts. Oh and although she was very apologetic about keeping me waiting so long wouldnt knock off any money or provide an extra for free.
Steer well clear.
