External Link/Members OnlyIt's a neutral.....but i had i not been so easily pleased....it'd be negative.
It was a Sunday morning and so slim pickings on the punting front. This had to do. Just needed somewhere to empty my balls so booked a 15 min incall.
Comms: Was all done very quickly by text. Answers were short but to the point. Postcode given in Bearwood/Smethwick, time confirmed and off I set.
The Venue: Unsure if i was supposed to (there was space and i hadn't been told not to) but i parked on the drive. Looked OK from the outside. Was directed to a discreet side entrance, the gate nearly off its hinges and overall in a pretty grim state. But, fit for purpose in this case, i guess.
The Girl: 100% the girl in the photographs on profile. No question. The only difference being that in the pics on the profile she is smiling. Something at no point she managed during the meet. Conversation non-existent. One word answers. Hadn't bothered with any makeup and was still in her pyjamas.
Service No kissing at all. Walked in. Both undressed. On with the bag for some OW (it's not something that bothers me, OW or OWO, not fussy), which was probably the highlight of the show to be honest. Longest sentence that came out of her mouth was "wanna fuck?". I asked if she'd go cowgirl. No. Refused. So, settled for doggy and mish before filling the bag and leaving.
I didn't clock the time i was in there and overall it was a largely forgettable punt but for £30 it had done the job for a sunday morning, ultimately you get what you pay for.
Would i go back though? No.
I'll be saving my pennies and ringing Hannah.