Gonna keep this brief. Wish I had seen the other reviews but when you are walking 'The Streets of London' like Ralph McTell - it is not always possible
Flat located in Kings Cross - not my usual foray to punt. Again I was in the area, so I took a chance
Not the most salubrious of venues as one might expect from Kings Cross.
WG:The pics are representative to a degree but taking on board her height and size, I would class her as 'chubby', some may say 'fat'. I make a distinction to give you some idea of her size. Her pictures are carefully designed to hide this. Facially she is ok!
PersonalityCustomer Service Skills = zero points
WG Skills - Nil points
Is she a vulcan ie devoid of emotions? - Not quite as you will read later.
It was almost like being in a room with a sex doll. Attempted sex but it was so lifeless, it is clear that this WG did not want to be there.
So having paid for half an hour with around 10 mins or so gone. I took the gamble and called the punt to a halt. I could not continue for another 20 mins even if I wanted to. This is my usual position to call time on a doomed punt.
Jasminee was surprised by these turn events and strangely we got into a 'surreal' conversation. Strange because up till then she had been quiet and totally unresponsive. It is almost as if paradoxically she felt 'rejected' that I called an end to proceedings so much so it seemed to make her animated
She began to tell me she has worked as an escort for 3 years and I am the only customer going to complain to the maid about her service.
Jasminee said, 'She can't figure out, what I was expecting?' Then she went on to say, 'I am a prostitute and you are a client who pays for sex'. I then interrupt her and say, 'Yes, but you could be much more welcoming in your approach not as if someone had forced you into the job'. I then said, 'Even if you do not want to be welcoming you can always 'pretend'.
She replies, 'I can't!' (as honestly and openly at any point in our brief meeting ). Then she paused, gathering herself 'She can't with a stranger on just meeting him'.
(Errr punter's alienation hits me on my head at this point). Just as I was about to ask perhaps she should consider a change of career. She goes on to say "I am not her lover (
further punter's alienation - thanks for the clarification) and is still bemused at what was I expecting. She goes on to say she treats all clients in a similar manner to me." (
Oh really, let's hope not!!)
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As we were both getting ready, I ask her if she could call the maid in. Now for the very tricky bit. How do I get a partial refund?
After much reasoning - I was very calm, not sure why? - I managed to get back £30 (a first).
This went on for a bit longer than I thought - but writing a negative review can be cathartic
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