Thought I'd try this place:
External Link/Members OnlyNever been before!
Just turned up in the morning, and rang the bell to the shop. Door was locked. It's on a main busy road, so if your local you might want to consider that.
Door was quickly answered by a late 30s early 40s Chinese lady. Said her name was Nessie. Dressed all in black, long skirt and tights. She seemed to have her top half pretty well covered. But she's nice looking enough,
so in I go. She didn't smile a lot or attempt to converse with me at all, which gave the impression she was unfriendly! (May have misjudged that, but I think her English weren't bad, as she understood everything I said). But if you like the quiet, it's good. With gentle, calming Chinese music playing in the back ground.
I book and pay £30 for 45 mins, (she said there was a deal going on).
So I'm led upstairs. I'm getting a bit of a semi following her up, also with the anticipation of what lyes ahead!
I had to control myself. Would of looked a right cunt undressing with a big lob on before the massage had even begun! Anyway I strip, and it's only semi, so all good! She draws the curtains, making it very dim, and pokes a hole in the paper, on the massage table where my heads going.
Up I jump, and the massage with oil was rather good! Starting on my neck, back, and bum. Just the right amount of pressure applied. My buttocks were aching from yesterday's exercise, so that felt rather nice! My arms and hands were not left neglected either! But no teasing touches down under at all!
Eventually she works her way down to my legs and feet! There was a bit of the old Chinese chop now and then.
I'm told to turnover after a while, where she then massages my legs. After a while, she washes her hands. I'm like shit no HE. So I ask for one. She said it was £20 and seemed rather eager to get started!
She oiled her hands and my cock & balls up, and started giving me a nice c&b massage. Felt rather pleasant, and there was no rush! I was soon at full mast, and off she went to work, wanking it slowly to begin, then gradually picking the pace up. It was good, but she could of made it a bit more sensual! Still once she got into a rhythm, wasn't long till the table started shaking like there's an earthquake and I make a mess over myself and her hand! She cleans me up with numerous wet wipes and tissue. I thank her, give her a further £20, dress and leave.
I only fondled her bum through her clothing, which she didn't bat a eye at. (Her buttocks felt very toned). Not sure if mores on offer. But there was also a single bed in the room. Make of that what you want! The premises and room were to a good clean standard. Shame no shower to finish!
I've given much thought to this rating, and in the end felt it merited a neutral. But it was close to positive! But overall I thought she was robotic! And I don't think I'd return, there's a lot better out there!
