No idea why I can't ever and I mean ever get hold of
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Thought I'd try a 'Sara'. Sara F would not owo and Sara x wouldn't answer the phone. So I thought I'd try the Viva St girl. I found the place. It's more or less between Station Rd in Wood Green and Bounds Green Rd. It's down a side street on the corner of a junction. The premises have an odd entrance whereby you go through an outer street door and down a sort of side path and into the building. It's a very quiet road too quiet and I was nervous due to the few people that went past as I arrived.
The door opened and it was definitely the girl in the photos only not as pale. A bit older but very trim. Dressed with black suspender set and bra. Went up a few stairs and I saw 3 bedrooms one of which had another lady in it. Later I saw a further lady. I only wanted 30mins but yet again I negotiated myself into an hour. Paperwork out of the way. I was asked to shower well and towel was provided. I should mention that I had already showered before going there like I always do.
There was no fk let alone dfk, she didn't like me sucking very much on her nipples. Her nipples are amaaaaaaaaazing, they must be at least 1/2" long planted on small perky tits. Her bottom is nice an firm.
Starts by finding music on her laptop, I assume it was an hour long track/playlist. Then it begins, wants to wetwipe me before owo, she gets in very close to survey my appendage looking for signs of std or anything abnormal before she wetwipes. Owo begins, had about 10 minutes of it and it was really quite good. I decided it was time for a ride and I wanted to be below. On goes the life saver. I will add that she hasn't a clue about how to put a lifejacket on a bloke. She did not pinch the top of the condom and rolled it down as far as it would go and then using both sets of taloned fingers grasped the condom from the inside at the bottom and pulled in on tight as far as it would go. Then she somehow squeezed or pulled the bubble at the top until the air had vacated. She lubes-up, hopefully it's water based. She lowers herself onto me and starts riding. Then tried missh and doggy. Condom starts to slip off a bit and I re-adjust it. I didn't enjoy mish as she wouldn't kiss and was waving her tongue at me. Doggy was okay once I found a good position as the bed was just too high for me. More lube and back to her on top and then she needed a short break. Condom slipping again. She says 'condom no good' and whips it off but won't say why when asked. Convinced her to owo and hj me as she was not understanding why I hadn't yet popped. She again examines my appendage closely as she wetwipes it. The hj did the trick and I popped. I'd only used 30mins but by then I was keen to leave. I realised that I'm more of a 30min man at best. She asked if I wanted to go again but I declined. I showered and left. She had her towel on ready to hop into the shower.
Premises:
Inside - clean, shower facilities, towel provided, no bedsheet, flat pillow. 8/10
Location - too quiet and too close to a dead-end. 3/10 (sort of location you're better off visiting late without having neighbours walking past or reversing down the street)
The Lady:
Comms - almost non-existant 4/10
Petite at about 5ft3, slim, firm, clean 7/10
Doesn't know how to fit a life saver properly 1/10
No fk 3/10
Mechanical 3/10
It's the girl in the photo's only a bit older and a bit darker 8/10
She's Hungarian and leaves the premises in a couple of days.
Would I go again? Nope.
