GUM Clinic

[Proton]

 I was in CRI unit yesterday (Thursday), if you wish to see anyone they give you a numbered card to return between 1pm & 3pm on the same day...
 
        Just an amusing observation 
          There were about fifthteen in all of male & female in the big waiting room, one guy appeared to be a little pissed and wearing orange shorts and a little white hat. He was talking loudly and noticed an attractive young lady across the room, stouting " You have a beautiful face & smile". Then suddenly a man sitting very quietly with his back to the room at the far side he spotted, so started shouted to him which unfortunately for that man it turn out the be his neighbour. Poor guy looked very embarrassed and certainly did not wish to meet the guy in the orange shorts face to face as he was being called in by the doctor  asking "Why are you here?"
 In the second small waiting area it was only me and the attractive young lady, so we had a good chat about travelling around the world and things. But I was called in first, so my afternoon went down hill from then on, shame as she was a cheerfully interesting person.. 

[Corus Boy]

I was in CRI unit yesterday (Thursday), if you wish to see anyone they give you a numbered card to return between 1pm & 3pm on the same day...
 
        Just an amusing observation 
          There were about fifthteen in all of male & female in the big waiting room, one guy appeared to be a little pissed and wearing orange shorts and a little white hat. He was talking loudly and noticed an attractive young lady across the room, stouting " You have a beautiful face & smile". Then suddenly a man sitting very quietly with his back to the room at the far side he spotted, so started shouted to him which unfortunately for that man it turn out the be his neighbour. Poor guy looked very embarrassed and certainly did not wish to meet the guy in the orange shorts face to face as he was being called in by the doctor  asking "Why are you here?"
 In the second small waiting area it was only me and the attractive young lady, so we had a good chat about travelling around the world and things. But I was called in first, so my afternoon went down hill from then on, shame as she was a cheerfully interesting person.. 

Waiting at the Clinic is a great place to play, 'Spot The Hooker!'

At the Royal Gwent they trialled having Male and Female waiting rooms but nobody took any notice.

Once I was sat there with a lovely, young Thai lady, overdressed for a GUM Clinic visit, two phones in her hand, one of which was ringing and pinging continuously, she would look and leave except a couple of calls she answered and then excused herself to go outside and answer, asking me to come and get her if her number was called.  I would have asked for her number but thought it a little crass.  I did determine to ask her if she fancied a coffee if we were leaving at the same time!  That didn't happen.

[Proton]

  Yes! as it was nearly 2pm and I had not had lunch, I was very near to asking if she wished to join me for lunch at a place of her choice... Regrets I've had a few 

[Mr Mitchell]

Fair play to you lads. Pulling was the last thing on my mind when I visited. Let's just say I had problems with constipation around the time of my visit.
Thankfully it was "All clear" but did receive a lifestyle bollocking!

[Proton]

Fair play to you lads. Pulling was the last thing on my mind when I visited. Let's just say I had problems with constipation around the time of my visit.
Thankfully it was "All clear" but did receive a lifestyle bollocking!

  Sorry to hear about your "Bollocking" but most important, is that you were clear & well to reassess one's activities ...