Booking was yesterday
I was trying to book Simona via Pink Ladies, but not having much luck getting times to match, a bit of chit chat with Pink Ladies via text and I booked Alana instead.
External Link/Members OnlyComs Easy straight forward via text, Pink Ladies very helpful as Alana does not have her pictures or hours on the site yet. Given street name and asked to call for the house number.
Location This is Simona from Pink Ladies place in Gateshead, house on a terrace, neighbours either don’t know or don’t care what goes on. Will fall foul of the brothel laws as Simona works from there as well, doesn’t bother me, but given the Police raids of late something to be aware of.
AppearanceGood looking young petite girl, now I like my girls slim, but Alana is at the limit of what even I would say is attractive, I think most would find her way too thin, she does however have really nice boobs, not overly large but they look larger due to her slight build. Overall I liked her, very much to my liking physically.
MeetingBeen to Simonas a few times, so easy to find, Alana answered the door in her dressing gown and lead me into one of the bedrooms and I hand over the paperwork, basic room and the bed was broken, what appeared to be a wooden plank under the single cover, very uncomfortable. Alana tells me “no English” and seemed nervous in the extreme, visibly shaking (more about that later) and is very hesitant about what to do, anyways I get undressed and she does too, we hop on the bed, not ideal with the hard plank in the middle, and I help myself to a feel of those lovely tits and attempt to kiss her “no it’s more money” and lies there like a manikin, sure she seems willing to let me avail myself of her body, but her only reaction is to make like a corpse and stare at the clock. Needless to say the old trouser snake is not responding well to this, Alana grabs a condom and somehow manages to get it on my flaccid dick, quite a painful experience, my eyes are watering at the memory of it.
Some rough handling of my cock follows and a blowjob that was in reality a peck on the end of my cock, and Alana tells me I have 5 minutes left, I look at my watch and I have not been in the house for 10 min yet, I paid for half an hour FFS, I half-heartedly protest as it is obvious this is going nowhere “no English” again and a few more minutes of Alana just staring at the clock and I get dressed and leave, upon returning to the car, I text Pink Ladies to complain, the text telling me to go to the house was 13:55 and my complaint was 14:14, both were sent from the car parked on the next street so lets say a 2 min walk each way, I was in the house for 15 min so in the bedroom with Alana for maybe 13 min and she threw me out!
ConclusionThe worst punt I have had in 40 years of punting, a broken uncomfortable, to the point of painful bed, a completely disinterested girl who spent the entire appointment (all 13 min of it) staring at the clock, extra money on top of the agency fee of £50 for everything, well less than half the time I paid for before she told me to leave, my cock is still sore from whatever the hell she did forcing the condom on. I wish I had given the fifty quid to charity and had a wank
AfterwardsOn the way home Steve from Pink Ladies rings “to get my side of the story” he said he would go and have a word with Alana (Good luck with that one “no English”) and get back to me, I got a text offering me £25 credit that I accepted but I still feel ripped off for £25 (I wonder what will happen to that credit after this?). He did say I was her first client, so that explains the nervousness, but she has presumably had sex before so should know how it works. He also said that his girls are not allowed to charge for extras “They either do something or they don’t, no extras”, well Alana certainly charges extras, even though she speaks “no English” she managed to get that across quite clearly.
RomanianI know there will be comments of “What do you expect, Romanian” and “Will you never learn” but when a Romanian does provide a decent service I find them perfect for what I want, and that is to fuck a really good looking fit bird, no messing about with hearts and flowers just pay up and have great sex, Anna, Klaudia, Katie, Simona, Sasha and the one who’s name I can never remember all give (or gave) me that and its perfect for me. I will say for the first time ever with Alana I am seriously concerned she may be doing this against her will, the nervousness the absolute certainty I have that she did not want to be there, is she a young girl in a foreign country not understanding a word of the language, with no income for food and rent trying to get some money together doing something she detests or is she being somehow coerced, I don’t know and I did lose some sleep last night thinking about it, one thing is certain I wont be going back.
Fuck me turned into war and peace, didn’t mean to sorry!