External Link/Members OnlyFee: £30 for 45 mins plus £40 for B2B and HR
Location: Convenient parking off London Road. I was up that end so dropped in. Room a bit pokey. Chinese soft rock power ballads playing.
Appearance: a cross between a flabby Alice Cooper and a flabby version of the lead guy out of Aerosmith but with big fake tits. She is probably not much younger than the two of them or looks it.
Service: Decent massage with range of strokes and bit of tension relief for my back in particular but using that shitty creamy lotion that feels like they are rubbing in sun cream. Between the thighs when on my front there's a hint of a tease towards the balls, enough to get the old chap ready. She speaks poor English and is very production line impersonal. Mimes hand job and can say body to body. Her getting her kit off wasn't much to behold unless you like crinkly flab and ageing rock stars facially and hair-do wise.. A little bit of body slide from her very mechanical and her wanting to get on with the hand job finish.to be fair it was pretty good wank technically and I fondle her fakies while she was at it.
VFM: Poor when considering her looks and mechanical manner hence the negative. Plenty of better providers with better massage and manner for less money.
Overall Don't "walk this way" unless you want wanking off by an Aerosmith tribute act with tits.
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