Massage - Sparkhill

[Hoping]

Thought I'd give this place a go:  External Link/Members Only. Rang and spoke to an Asian female receptionist who confirmed an hour massage was £35 and it was the same for a sensual massage.

Parking difficult on Stratford Rd.  Very busy.  Was  met by an attractive female in her 30s who asked me to strip off completely (good sign).  Paid her the cash and asked (HINT) if she wanted anymore - no thanks was her reply.  She then carried out a totally crap massage.  She did give a lot of attention to my arse but none where I wanted it!  She also kept out of arms distance for my wandering hands.  Eventually asked to turn over whereupon she massaged my legs, never quite getting high enough despite the fact I was starkers (no towel) and then suddenly announced that was it and did I want a shower.

I told her I didn't think her massage had been at all sensual and had been expecting/hoping for something extra.  She said she sometimes did give hr only but had to get off quickly today (so what??).  She also said she charges £30 extra.  I told her that was too much.

She said she hoped I would return. I won't.

[claud223]

Hi

i had exactly the same experience a few days ago.
stupid cow was on her phone texting almost throughout
have been there before , last time was with a Christie (not a great looker, around 45 ish)
got topless HR for £20 
next time I go , definitely will be avoided the Indian bitch!!

[alibirmingham]

Sorry you had a bad one mate. There's plenty of good reviews of better parlours that will give you what you want for the same money. Seen loads of reviews but I tend to go for full service punts rather then massages so can't remember the full details.

A quick search should bring them up.

Better luck next time 

[Littlefoot]

Thanks for reviewing, I was considering paying this place a visit. I'm having second thoughts now!

[ashicash]

I've been once and had a young pretty Indian therapist. She says she doesn't mind looking at men's bollocks because her other job was working at an old people's home, however she won't "touch it".

With plenty of time left after a very average massage, she asked where I'd like her to massage and knowing that she wouldn't touch mini me, I said feet. And she said that the therapists weren't allowed to do feet here  I was like wtf?? So she volunteered to go and double check with the male receptionist, left the room for a few minutes and came back saying he's said its okay this time.

Needless to say I never bothered returning.

[Littlefoot]

I've been once and had a young pretty Indian therapist. She says she doesn't mind looking at men's bollocks because her other job was working at an old people's home, however she won't "touch it".

I would imagine she's had to touch plenty of old bollocks then. If she works in a nursing home, she must of scrubbed plenty of nuts! 

This review and thread has been very useful to me personally, as I was getting very close to visiting this place. But obviously now she won't be seeing my old balls! 

[ashicash]