OPI like how the OP used some business jargon on us (it's a shame you didn't include some charts

) but when you pay a high price your experience warrants thorough analysis so good on you.
This wasn't only a negative but a resounding negative. Imo a top SP on an "off day" should perform no worst than a neutral.
I've never had an SP question me whether I would turn up let alone twice. I just let them know when I've set off and give them updates at appropriate times. So yeah, I agree the comms were weird. No SP should accept a booking if they don't trust the punter.
As for venue that's also important. If you pay top rates you do expect a nice place. No one wants to be in a dingy and cramped place. Cutest Lucy and Little Katie charge high rates but at least they provide a good apartment which makes them feel good about themselves and creates a good atmosphere for the punter. Even if a restaurant sells great food, that is not enough for people that want a special night out because they care about the decor and lighting of the restaurant too.
She wasn't your type and to add insult to injury she plasters her face with make up. Just horrible. You might as well have visited a wrinkled milf if you wanted to see 3 or 4 coats

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You noted she didn't excel at anything sexually. Imo good form should never fail. If an SP knows how to give good head etc., she can do it all the time unless their is a physical ailment.
The attitude of an SP is something you can pick up on very quickly and 2 hours is certainly enough time to judge whether she was putting her all into it. It's a shame she didn't feel she needed to put her all into it for a £400 punt (there's a good British SP I know that will do 4 hours for that price). I've been with SPs that have had a great attitude for less than half of that rate.
Lastly, it wasn't even a VFM punt. It was supposed to deliver something special but failed in every aspect. So no, this rating is not harsh at all.
Megan Comment 1I always take pride in my service...
Do you? If so, you would have at least delivered a neutral performance. I think you take pride in the praise you get which is what all SPs do.
...I may have not looked as you would like and I have seen that in the long run men prefer less makeup so I have taken that on board and decided infact to wear less.
Originally when I came to London I wore much less, until I met Nancy I didn't even know how to apply false eyelashes! I lived in the country I was quite plain and simple really. Apart from being in this line of work. I was also gym fit. Pole dancing regularly training swimming and weights in the gym all the time. I lost a family member and it all went a little downhill on that side of things. Which is absolutely no excuse. But hence why I was not a size 8!as you expected.
When I first came to London a client told me he liked lots of makeup and it looked more glamourous he then decided to see my duo partner again and not me because he preferred her look. I have always worn foundation as I did suffer with some facial scarring from acne when I was a teenager and it makes me a little uncomfortable not wearing it however no eyelashes. From recent comments I now know what majority prefer and welcome before making a booking, you to let me know exactly in terms of 'look' you are most interested in so that I can cater for your needs! Even in my private life my partner prefers natural. So the lots of makeup thing will not be happening anymore. Which was a wrong move by the looks of it the first place. I will hence stay natural.
Back to the topic of the service you received. When I was in London last there was an absolutely horrendous heatwave. The rooms in 'ten floors of whores' are all somewhat standard and in that kind of heat particularly uncomfortable. My last surprise of an unhygienic kitchen and the crap apartment. Which is certainly somewhat overpriced, I will Not be using that place EVER again. I feel terrible that this may have reflected upon he service that I provided you with and I am extremely dissapointed in myself for leaving you unsatisfied. Especially when your expectations were so highly of me. I cannot remember exactly when this was so as I said please please get in contact so I can put things right. I do not like to dossapoibt and am very dissapointed in myself that I have.
So you're still learning the ropes, huh? And, wasn't sure what clients wanted? Then why, are you charging top SP rates then? You should know the game before charging top dollars. There are plenty of footballers that are depressed but they can't afford to pile on the pounds because it would fuck up their money. As punters we see you as a fantasy. We don't care about your backstory; it's your job to put forward the best version of yourself and if your livelihood depended on it you would have done so. If you have really bad skin do laser surgery or dermabrasion. You also, can seek advice from a professional to see what make up works for you. Or simply, ask the client what he likes. Sometimes I like a particular eye shadow colour and make a request for that.
What your partner thinks is irrelevant to us, probably he likes you with morning breath and boogers in your eyes. There's no excuse for a shabby apartment. My first escort experience was with an EE SP, she had a very cool apartment (high ceiling and quirky bed) and she could barely speak English at the time. I saw her again when she moved location and similarly she had a decent place. Even offered me a drink and had a sweets stand by the door. If she can do it, there's no excuse for someone like you who charges double her rates not to find a decent place.
I am as has been debated on here in a very controversial manner pregnant.
It wasn't debated and it's not controversial. There was a clear consensus that most punters would not be interested. Some were disgusted by it, some thought you were desperate and some questioned the backbone of your baby daddy. And, didn't you call us losers or something like that? (BM posted a pic of your comments.)
And I wasn't showing until recently but particularly performing in that kind of heat could be a reason why I did not perform to the best of my ability.
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...I welcome you to come back to see me for an hour completely free of charge. If ofcourse you will accept my offer. I'll make sure I have my best lingerie on, light makeup, and much better and cooler incall facilities to live up to your expectations.
Unless you can create a wormhole and time travel back to the original punt. You can't make it up. It's a unique experience like losing your virginity or kissing a date for the first time. He didn't like your comms on the day but suppose you did that right, the anticipation he had and the excitement he had won't be there on your "free make up" punt. No one likes writing negative reviews and when they do so regarding an SP's performance they have no intention of seeing her again. The OP can do what he wants. But I would feel awkward as fuck and guilt tripped; like it was make up sex or something and feel like I'm coercing you to give me "free pussy". I also, don't want to hear, "sorry, sorrry, sorrry" (or your whole life story or talk about online reviews) when I'm fucking an SP. The "energy" would be all fucked up.
If you feel you have to make amends offering him half his money back is a better idea. And, what about the dude that gave you a neutral? Where you yapped for 15 minutes in a £250 PSE booking. Neutrals barely feel better than negatives. Don't you think he deserves at least an apology? I've done a few 1 hour bookings for less money and never had an SP yap for 15 minutes. The OP of the neutral stated that he didn't mind the talking but I doubt most punters would feel that way.
Megan Comment 2I am not a bad person.
You're certainly not a good person. An example, of that is a week (or maybe 2 weeks ago) when you egged on one escort over on UKE to call out a member from over here. You provided her with "ammo" by sharing pms from the member with her. She made claims that could have damaged his reputation i.e. that he was harassing you. You gleefully liked all her comments. I don't know what you were writing because you are on my ignore list but the fact that you were liking her comments shows me the sort of person you are. Of course, the accusations were false and the member skillfully handled himself. But do you have any idea what it's like for a guy to be accused of harassment publicly? It's certainly, no fucking joke. Thankfully, that witch got muted permanently. There's also, various other things that you have done that show to me that you are not this good person that you think you are.
You're like one of my favourite rappers; Kayne. He says one one good thing then contradicts himself six times. He's egotistical, narcissist and craves to be loved. You're more notorious as an SP for things outside of punting rather than what you should be notorious for which is being a good fuck.
And I do not believe that my standard should infact be what has been written so down to that I do have making up to do.
You obviously, made a mistake here.
...WHOM I HAVE BEEN WITH FOR 8 years and is my first boyfriend, also in the same industry as me. And yes! It's his child NOT infact a punters as I will NEVER EVER OFFER BAREBACK OR INTEND TO OUTSIDE MY OWN PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP)
You clearly, knew that was a joke. Is he a sex worker too? That means, he's high risk in my eyes and that explains why he doesn't mind you working when you are pregnant. Maybe he's even dependent on your income. Webcamming etc. are more dignified sources of income than escorting whist pregnant. It's also, crass using your unborn child as a marketing tool to bring punters in.
I would be dissapointed if it wasn't what I was expecting.
Disappointed is an understatement. It's not everyday an individual blows £400 in 2 hours on a meh experience. That money could easily entertain a whole family for a whole day let alone an individual. You will learn the value of money when you get your child because they aren't cheap.
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I replied to your comments just to add some balance because I see that some members are being hoodwinked by your "marketing" tactics and "contrite" manner. Would I see you if I could (in an unpregnant state, of course)? Based on these last 2 reviews; no chance.
I do hope you spend all day on not allowed (not sarcasm) instead of on a Punter's forum and don't let this negative review affect your well being. It's not the end of the world. There are lots of couples trying for a baby without success so count your blessings and focus on what is important.