Natty Big Boobs - Oxford (touring) - "Give me 5 min babe"

[JW.Bobbitt]

Seems like I will be out of action indefinitely, so posting a few from my Oxford experience, which hopefully are still relevant

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This is relevant in that I have 2 zero-tolerance scenarios where I DEFINITELY walk - B&S and punctuality. Rather than cluttering up this review, see the following post for my whinge on the punctuality subject.


Backgound:
Took place some months ago.
Profile popped up in the area and yes, despite having all the hallmarks of failure e.g. Romanian, decided it was time for another slice of the big-titted blonde stereotype cake.
I had time on my hands and I was bored!


Comms to arrange meet:
Phoned - no reply, but an immediate text of 'Text me bby' (warning bells again)
Text to enquire at what time she opens door(legs?) the following day - reply back '9 AM'
Text to arrange for 09h00, 30 minutes @ £70

Text Comms on the day: (me in italics)
08h00 - Are we still on for 09h00? If yes, pls send postcode
08h04 - Yes, (with details of N. Oxford hotel)

make my way there and at
08H57 -  In the car park, Room number please?

Nada, diddly, stunning silence, sweet-fanny-fokoli so
 
09H03 - phone - no reply
09h05 - give me 5 minute babe
09H12 - what is happening?

Fuck all response, so

09H15 - Cannot wait any longer. I am leaving now
Drive off and at

09H24 - ready now
 

Verdict/summary
Fuck know what she is like in person, but she goes onto my 'Gimme 5 min babe' list of never to be seen timewasting trouts

[JW.Bobbitt]

The vast majority of my punts are not spur of the moment but preplanned and I normally opt for '1st of the day'. The idea of being in there when the doors/legs open is not for all the other
much-debated reasons e.g. 'she is fresh' etc., but ONLY in the vain hope that I will not be fobbed-off on punctuality by another line in the Hooker Manual of Hosshit Excuses....
"my previous client was late"

It makes no difference as to the WG's age/nationality/rate as to whether they they understand the concept of punctuality. It is so common for them to blur the lines between between their
civilian life - 'it is a female prerogative to be late'  seemingly thinking it heightens the males anticipation, and a business transaction.
All that it does is piss off the mildest mannered blokes and put their own safety at risk - which by all accounts is their greatest fear.

Was having a friendly rant about this with a pro$$ie who seemed to think it was mildly amusing when I explained how off-pissing it was to be dicked-around. Having explained that I estimated
that on average, it took me at least 4 hours of research, verbal & text/email conversations BEFORE I had physically prepared and got into my car. To then be left having to loiter around
trying to look discrete/confident whilst the tart has a quick wetwipe-rinse......

Their constant whine is about timewasters/no-shows - Oh the hypocrisy!

For many years now, I WILL walk if I am not in the door within a maximum of 10 minutes of the agreed time. I may be in the enviable position of not having to sneak away from the boss/wife
and consequently have plenty of time, once I have arranged a punt (normal punt is mid-morning followed by a leisurely pub lunch)

As I always confirm 1 hour before, whether the meeting is still on, there is ample time to give me fair warning of any delay. Not when I am standing outside

I no longer have a plan B or phone a regular - I would not want to subject anyone to the foul mood I may be in and have learnt (see my review of SexyCras) no matter how much effort the WG
puts in, if my big head is scrambled there is very little hope of a satisfactory outcome in my nether region.

In truth I have become so inured to this type of service that I do not get worked up and merely add the £60/70/80.. to my post-punt pub lunch budget and take solace that the dumb cow does
not have that cash and is now sitting all tarted-up, spending the time having to deal with a bunch of timewasting tossers instead.

I have been similarly derided by having the utopian view that I want a punt to be conducted the same as any of my business/personal meetings.
The receptionists at my Doctor&Dentist surgeries know my views on punctuality well!

Even if it is my one-man crusade (I have noticed Smiths and others share my view) to clean up the industry by having zero-tolerance on B&S (or profile swapping) and timewasting, and is
ultimately fruitless, I sleep better knowing that at least I tried!