Author Topic: SluttyJen - South East, Milton Keynes; that ass!  (Read 7203 times)


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SluttyJen

I was travelling through Milton Keynes, and had 30mins to fit in a punt.
Nice profile pictures, and some recent good reviews.

Comms:
All good, via text.

Location:
Milton Keynes Hub; Very safe parking in local Sainsbury’s car-park.
Jennifer’s apartment entrance is near lots of busy restaurants/bars, so it was sort of “being anonymous amongst the crowds”.
When inside her building, I did have to walk past/dodge a random Asian man in his 60s, pacing up & down the floor – he looked a bit odd.

Venue:
Clean, modern apartment; Small room, but with a nice small en-suite shower, with fluffy towels – very pleasant.

Cost:
£100 for 30mins (though I believe her cost has gone up since then)…

Looks:
I was happy to see her; Very smiley & pleasant face; put me instantly at ease.
She definitely is the girl in the pictures - looking most like the one with the white top & also in the denim overalls.
Basically, the pictures are accurate, with a height of around 5’5”.
Wearing slutty type underwear – a bit too slutty for me, but hey, I didn’t specify anything prior to meet.
Very tight body with tight abs, with probably fake tits but with a very natural soft feel, and a properly round peachy ass – obviously does not miss “squat” days in the gym!
Age around 23-28 I’d say.
I’d give her a solid 7.0-7.1/10.

Action:
Sorted out paperwork, and had a warm shower.
Then, mutual groping & straight into DFK; Very nice pearly-whites - good dental hygiene.
I then did some RO with light fingering, which brought her to orgasm.
Tight pussy, all shaven, tastes very good;
Allowed some rimming as well – she squirmed in delight - also very clean.
Neat pussy & cute asshole.

Then it was her turn for OWO;  Nice technique which included tea-bagging + DT – a great wet, sloppy technique.
I played with her hair whilst she was sucking me off, and I enjoyed groping her tanned body, whilst in addition, inserting my fingers into her pussy.
She seems quite up for anything, and the thought of that obedience brought me close to CIM a couple of times.
But I knew it was a 30min sesh, and so changed position as I did want to see her ass & bang her.
I think her ass is definitely her definitive feature, so I got her into RCG, ending up in doggy.
She definitely has a tight pussy, and I’m certainly not the biggest of the generals.

When she was sticking her bum out, I REALLY wanted to get some anal action as her bumhole seemed so inviting.  But I knew it would cost me an extra £50, and I was so close to popping in her pussy, that I knew I wouldn’t last more than a couple of thrusts in her bum (which obvs would not be VFM), so I banished the anal thoughts from my mind – maybe next time 😊
Anyway, I continued banging her in doggy, proceeding to popping deep & long into the bag.

After-action:
She speaks Spanish, and her English is above average, so the conversation was ok – she does try hard to please, and does provide a nice GFE experience.
Her extras does indicate that she offers PSE as well, which is a nice combo of GFE/PSE experiences on offer.
She seems intelligent, enjoys her work, earning money to do other more intellectual & “life” stuff as well outside her WG life.
Says she is from Spain, although some punters say she is from Venezuela, but I have no reason or inclination to find out.
Had another quick shower, and was gone after a kiss & grope.

Return?:
It was a thoroughly enjoyable punt, but I'm unlikely to return in the near future – Absolutely no fault on her part, but I just want to experience a few more WGs before I settle on repeat visits/regulars.
I get the impression she will always be a dependable punt though - good on her!
Her ass is definitely an ass I want to fuck, but I need to find an extra £50, which will price me out.

nervous colin

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That sums up my experience, although not into  anal, so did not have the same thoughts as you.
whats interesting is the guy  pacing up and down outside. He was there when I went. Perhaps that why she changed location.
some clown on another thread insists she is a post op transgender. Perhaps like me you can confirm this is utter nonsense.
fyi, she is going to be on fake taxi in august

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Glad you had fun.  But....

For better service, £350 / hr?  She would need to do my tax return and my divorce settlement on top to earn that.  Mad pricing.


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Offline Chorley

She's fit, but not £180ph fit! Thanks for the review anyway. :hi:

Offline AL88

Yes, agree with all of you, lads.

As said, would most likely not return because she is deffo not worth >£150/hr.

But interested in watching her on FakeTaxi,.. so that I can claim one day I fucked an up'n'coming "pornstar".

How did you find out this interesting news anyway?

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That sums up my experience, although not into  anal, so did not have the same thoughts as you.
whats interesting is the guy  pacing up and down outside. He was there when I went. Perhaps that why she changed location.
some clown on another thread insists she is a post op transgender. Perhaps like me you can confirm this is utter nonsense.
fyi, she is going to be on fake taxi in august

Considering OP only thought her clearly fake knockers were only "probably" fake...he might not have the best judgement for such things.
No need to call me a clown, I told you want I believe I know/remember. Funny you weren't that much on the front foot in the other thread...sounds like you're perhaps a bit hung up on a personal level that you may have fxcked a trans.
Also...you said you asked the group manager or what not and would soon have the answer (which I thought was funny...because the manager is guaranteed to tell you the truth, right?  :lol:). But I assume they never replied to you.

I honestly couldn't care less about her standing as a female. Post op doesn't bother me and I don't have some weird agenda to stop people from seeing one WG out of the dozens of thousands out there.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2017, 11:13:12 pm by DylanPerry »

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« Last Edit: July 05, 2017, 11:26:42 pm by DylanPerry »

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I 100% guarantee that ass is fake, as in implants, good or bad you decide, did look good with my Cock between it so I say good... But I'm still 80% in the post op camp.
Something in that Punt I couldn't quite put my finger on till I read the ts suggestion, then light bulb...

nervous colin

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Considering OP only thought her clearly fake knockers were only "probably" fake...he might not have the best judgement for such things.
No need to call me a clown, I told you want I believe I know/remember. Funny you weren't that much on the front foot in the other thread...sounds like you're perhaps a bit hung up on a personal level that you may have fxcked a trans.
Also...you said you asked the group manager or what not and would soon have the answer (which I thought was funny...because the manager is guaranteed to tell you the truth, right?  :lol:). But I assume they never replied to you.

I honestly couldn't care less about her standing as a female. Post op doesn't bother me and I don't have some weird agenda to stop people from seeing one WG out of the dozens of thousands out there.




not hung up on her. Seen her once, wont go back at those prices.
you made a wild and sweeping statement, no real evidence, having been on here for 5 minutes. That makes you a clown and we are going to be suspicious.

her tits have no scarring anywhere, hence my comment that I couldnt tell, others have confirmed this.

how do I know about fake taxi?  Lets wait till august when she is on it .....

Offline m21kent

The reviews of her arse tempt me, even at her prices. Shame she doesn't have any profile photos that show it though. I would need to see before I booked at those rates.

DylanPerry

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not hung up on her. Seen her once, wont go back at those prices.
you made a wild and sweeping statement, no real evidence, having been on here for 5 minutes. That makes you a clown and we are going to be suspicious.

her tits have no scarring anywhere, hence my comment that I couldnt tell, others have confirmed this.

how do I know about fake taxi?  Lets wait till august when she is on it .....

Hilarious. The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt, eh?
It's a punting forum fella not a criminal court lol. "Evidence"  :lol:. You want me to dredge up her birth certificate? Best I could do is remember the old profile name and even then it may not have had reviews.

I'll ask "pumps". He's meant to be the expert on this. (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=67631.725)

DylanPerry

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fyi, she is going to be on fake taxi in august
how do I know about fake taxi?  Lets wait till august when she is on it .....

Scrolling through my old posts and couldn't resist--
What happened to that Fake Taxi performance Col? As a follower of their work (it's good for spotting new girls in the industry btw, they often escort too) I don't believe this shoot you were told about ever happened. Perhaps John requested her birth certificate  :lol:

nervous colin

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Do you think i give a fuck?
Its obviously playing on your mind, so why dont you go see her/him and ask. While there confirm the number of chromosomes he/she has, and report back.
I have been too busy fucking other wg's that charge sensible prices

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Do you think i give a fuck?
Its obviously playing on your mind, so why dont you go see her/him and ask. While there confirm the number of chromosomes he/she has, and report back.
I have been too busy fucking other wg's that charge sensible prices

LOL calm down dear...no need to swear on the holy day.
I love how you went from arrogant and certain, to now trying to play off you don't care.  🤡🤡🤡
Don't worry take it as a lesson learned. Next time a fellow punter innocently tries helping you out, don't jump down their throat.

Ciao!

nervous colin

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I dont care, its you making a deal of it.