Author Topic: Me & You Spa, FBSM in South Woodford.  (Read 14494 times)

Offline Sparta Prada

When we had the very hot weather a few weeks ago I had got off a clammy sticky tube train and decided I needed a relaxing massage. Now I haven't had a FBSM session for a very very long time, why bother when you can screw a girl for the same amount of your hard earned? The hot weather was making me horny but I didn't have the energy for full sex so this seemed like a good way to release my sexual tension.

Having seen the 2 mixed reviews for the Me & You Spa I decided to give it a go and headed for the shop. Not the most discreet location off a busy road and even more so when a couple of girls who clearly worked there were outside having a fag. I asked them how much but they told me to ask the receptionist inside. In I went, I asked for the price for a 30 minute massage and she said between £30-£50 which seemed very vague but I decided to go along with it. One thing you should be aware of is they asked me to fill out a card with your details presumably a disclaimer, maybe used for future marketing, I just wrote down a load of fake details, and the receptionist asked one of the girls outside to take care of me. The girl was Andrea...

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Looks 7/10 - of the 2 girls who I saw outside Andrea was the prettier by far IMO. 22 years old, pretty, black hair pulled up into a bun. About 5' 4" tall with a slender but very curvaceous figure. She was wearing all black t-shirt and tight leggings which showed off her impressive figure in particular her tits and plump but firm arse.

Service 8/10 - after a trot up the stairs to the room Andrea asks how long I want to stay, I say 30 minutes and she says it will cost £50 which I duly paid to her; note that nothing was paid earlier to the receptionist. Started off with a shower, then back into the room. Andrea comes in, tells me to take off my clothes and lie on my front. She puts the music on (relaxing muzak versions of popular hit songs) and Andrea starts on my legs with a nice gel. We start some polite small talk which stops after a couple of minutes as Andrea gets quite a lot of CC swipes in early. Her hands are already reaching under for my cock which she duly strokes. Then I feel her finger up my hole, and it's clear that Andrea knows why I am there. I'm getting harder, writhing as Andrea's skills as ball handling, scrotum cupping, and asshole fingering are applied. She is literally doing this from the 2nd minute onwards, occasionally massaging my back before reaching back down to maintain the sensual vibe. After 15 minutes of this I start fondling her bum, stroking her arms, legs and shoulders, though she gives me a friendly warning that her pendulous breasts are not to be touched. I ask Andrea if anything else is on offer, she replies there isn't. B2B - no. Topless - no. Even the offer of more cash doesn't swing things, as she continues to sensually touch me very intimately.

I turn over, more comfortable now to talk to Andrea while looking at her pretty face and amazing figure despite still being fully clothed. She smiles a lot to me, and is happy to gaze at me as she purposely quickens up her hand speed. All this while still having her digit in my bumhole. I keep asking for any extras, all rebuffed, I can only imaging what a sight a naked Andrea would be like. After a while I get to the point of no return and I cum all over Andrea's hand. Job done, Andrea wipes me up and asks if I fancy another shower which I do take up. After the second shower I get dressed, go downstairs to the reception where Andrea and the receptionist ask whether I am ok, and off I go into the hot sun with a spring in my step.

Car parking 3/5 - there's no car parking immediately in front of the joint as it's opposite a zebra crossing. Some parking available on the road but you may have to hunt for a space. I walked to the establshment on this occasion.

Premises 4/5 - it's not discreet, but as the spa is open to men and women it isn't immediately obvious what is on offer to most people walking by. The place is relatively new so it is well decorated. The room I was in is very dark with a fake fire and scented candle providing the only light, but it works well. A special mention to the bathroom, it is really nice with 2 shower heads and plenty of shower gel to use.

Value for money 8/10 - now I know that you have Jessika's in Chingford nearby that offers a 1 hour massage and HE for £50 (I paid £50 for 30 minutes) but I have not been there so I cannot make a comparison. However I really enjoyed my time with Andrea, a very sweet girl and she virtually started the sensual massage from the off without me asking. The massage was a good 30 minutes, and I had 2 showers so I was there for just under an hour.

Total 30/40 - as I said before I have not done any FBSMs for a long time, but this experience was overwhelmingly positive. The fact that the facilities are very good helps, and Andrea looking after my cock, balls and arse for virtually the entire 30 minutes made this a very memorable meet. No request for any further money was asked, which is great as it save the embarrassment of either haggling during the massage or the girl trying to elicit a tip afterwards. I will definitely return there, and look at going to other massage places because of this lovely experience.

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Not sure no-touch HE counts as 'FBSM' but thanks for the review. 

Offline Thin_Lizzy_125

Still very expensive for the limited services then as per my earlier experience. I found my time was less than than the promised 60min some weeks ago, but sounds like you were not short changed on your 30min experience.

Can confirm that I too have been restricted to very limited touching. Can't say how much of a turn off hearing "no" is.

I'm sticking with Alina  :thumbsup: . . She seems to be getting busy though.

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Hi - I've been lurking here reading for a few months now. Cant thank enough for the contributions and the recommendation above.

Last week I again went to Spa on Hermon Hill External Link/Members Only. I saw Maya this time for another great Tantric massage. I know a number of punters are onto this service which Kamilla pushes onto regulars. Kamilla is outstanding too BTW.

What bothered me was that Maya mentiond the Bill have raided the place a couple of times recently. I had no idea. Cannot find any news about it. Has anyone heard anything about Police involvement here? Why would she make this up, or even mention the boys in blue?

Offline Shabba34

Hi.
I been lurking for a while and have been to this place many times over the past few years. Kamilla offered a tantric a while back but haven't had the chance to go.

what did it involve ?

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We talking about the same place? Opened earlier this year.

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My bad. . they once were Hope Beauty.

No massage table. A bed is put on the floor mear the fireplace. Good setting. A full on b2b with loads of mutual touching, nothing really off limits, DFK, fingering, oral, FS, mixed in with oil and body slides. Major GFE. It’s an hr only and regulars know all the girls are clock watchers. 200 notes is far from cheap but I guess enough of us are paying. A full service and both K and M really get wet and into it. Recommend if you can stretch the notes but this news of raids is my real worry now.

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This is a bit odd as OP said only clothed HE was on offer.

I visited Hope twice, second time I walked.

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K only pushes it to regulars. Don’t give a fuck, I’m more concerned about the boys in blue!

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My bad. . they once were Hope Beauty.

No massage table. A bed is put on the floor mear the fireplace. Good setting. A full on b2b with loads of mutual touching, nothing really off limits, DFK, fingering, oral, FS, mixed in with oil and body slides. Major GFE. It’s an hr only and regulars know all the girls are clock watchers. 200 notes is far from cheap but I guess enough of us are paying. A full service and both K and M really get wet and into it. Recommend if you can stretch the notes but this news of raids is my real worry now.

Yes the raids are a real worry, if anyone has more info that would be great.

RaRaRa, I too have been offered the tantric by K but at £200 i have still been debating whether it is worth it. When i questioned what it includes she made a point of not mentioning FS or oral, is this just to protect herself from future raids i wonder?! If you did FS i presume she supplied the condom?

I suppose she doesnt offer this service to everyone but appears to offer it to more people than we realise (we are not so special after all haha)

Offline jay100gee

QUESTION!

Have any of you guys had the 1 hour experience with any of the girls, being that it's £200 is it just an erotic b2b with HE or something more?

Offline Tedbandy

QUESTION!

Have any of you guys had the 1 hour experience with any of the girls, being that it's £200 is it just an erotic b2b with HE or something more?

Thats basically what i want to find out haha.

According to a previous poster it seems like everything is allowed. But for £200 it would be nice to get assurances on this as it could otherwise be an expensive mistake!

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Given I felt short-changed for topless HR at 60 quid when this place was 'Hope', I'd especially feel deflated at parting with 200 notes for any of its services if what I experienced was anything to go on.

Offline jay100gee

I agree 'tedbandy',

What i do know is that i have experienced 30 mins at £100 which is a naked b2b, touching aloud (no fingering or DFK) but lots of intimate rubbing and of course the obligatory HE. I was told by the girl i saw that for an hour kissing and much more but she didn't elaborate, however hard i questioned her!!!!!

I won't pay an extra £100 unless i know for sure, it's a  lot of money for a b2b in my opinion.

Anyone else out there that can help?

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Given I felt short-changed for topless HR at 60 quid when this place was 'Hope', I'd especially feel deflated at parting with 200 notes for any of its services if what I experienced was anything to go on.

Couldnt have liked you Sparkus!

Just kidding, its funny really because we all seem to think we are seen as 'different' or 'special' by these girls when offered these extras, in reality we are mugs seen as easy pickings!

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I'm not surprised she didn't like me, it was 2am and I was leathered. Still, she did the job, just miserably.

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I'm not surprised she didn't like me, it was 2am and I was leathered. Still, she did the job, just miserably.

2am? Blimey im surprised they was open that late, then again i didnt go to the old establishment.

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I’m not hearing confirmation of raids. Hmm.

Took a gamble on the weekend and saw a new girl Alise (?) for an £80 1hr massage, at what I felt was a “safer” time. I noted that the wet wipes didn’t go into the bin in the room. She took em out with her to dispose of.

Special? Ha.  I’ll play along but I don't forget who's payin. 200 notes says a lot about her MO. She happy to FS, never hesitated and never provided rubbers. I always pack and use but I sense she’s risky with others who thinks they might be “special”. Maya insisted on protection. 

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I’m not hearing confirmation of raids. Hmm.

Took a gamble on the weekend and saw a new girl Alise (?) for an £80 1hr massage, at what I felt was a “safer” time. I noted that the wet wipes didn’t go into the bin in the room. She took em out with her to dispose of.

Special? Ha.  I’ll play along but I don't forget who's payin. 200 notes says a lot about her MO. She happy to FS, never hesitated and never provided rubbers. I always pack and use but I sense she’s risky with others who thinks they might be “special”. Maya insisted on protection.

FS with K mate?

Im not being sarcy, you have done well there. She either likes you or dislikes me! Because when i asked she was quite categorical that FS would not be available if i obliged with the 'tantric'.

I know its a complete rip off at 200 but my way of justifying the price in my head is it's still worth it IF fs is on the cards as opposed to returning two or three times for a massage and leaving wanting more!

Gonna take the plunge this week i think, a proper heroic TOFTT may i say.


Offline Thin_Lizzy_125

Agree, is this just another manipulative Romanian? Keen to hear from Tedbandy, Go son !

Offline Tedbandy

Just an update chaps, i have not been yet as K was on holiday from Friday to Monday, good job i called prior to going!

She is the one i want to see so i will hopefully pop down this week and rag her senseless if the oppurtunity arises!

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Anyone been with Ema from  M & Y ?

Offline pepsicolaboy

Long time lurker but going to jump in on 'RaRaRa1' & call Bollox on his talk of full sex - I am a newish regular there now for 2 months.

Talks about 'raids' - I thought OK I had possibly not heard of this, highly unlikely was my first thought or hes got wrong place?!

Mentions a special £200 service - I thought mmm, gave him a pass on this, I thought very unlikely as I have been a big spender there lately and had longer services and all girls know me as a good regular - no reason they wouldnt try and offer/upsell me.

Then said:

'Took a gamble on the weekend and saw a new girl Alise (?) for an £80 1hr massage, at what I felt was a “safer” time. I noted that the wet wipes didn’t go into the bin in the room. She took em out with her to dispose of.'

Realised he was a troll at this point, Alice is not new - and FS no way she does sex for £80 and 1 hour - absolute bollox  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

As I have had tonnes of 121s and longer appointments with her, they all are well boundaried and will not go to FS or Oral as far as I have experienced

Anyone else verify a tantric £200 with FS btw?

thanks
« Last Edit: November 07, 2017, 10:15:29 pm by pepsicolaboy »

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One more thing...been there several times...never once was a Wet Wipe used in the room ever by the women or me

Im calling troll on that poster 100%

thanks
« Last Edit: November 07, 2017, 10:19:10 pm by pepsicolaboy »

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This is starting to get very tedious.

Original outfit was mediocre at best, now a flurry of "£200 is money well spent, lads" half-reviews and people weighing in with obscure opinions.

Raids? Reliably reported at some TCM in East London, I don't see why not there.

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Agree Sparkus. Not really bothered what you think pepsicolaboy, but for the benefit of punters I’ll respond.

2mths, in Kamilla’s mind, would not constitute a “regular”, particularly if you were seeing a number of the girls and not focussing on her - the owner. After the raids, she would understandably have been more wary and directed the girls accordingly.

In a broader context Alice is relatively new, she arrived shortly before the raids. The raids must have occurred around early Sept.

If your time lines are correct, you were relatively new to the place then yourself. You may not have noticed the change in behaviour re the bins. 'Wet wipes' is probably my bad. . . tissues / wet wipes I accept I may have erred here, my apologies.

I’ve secured confirmation of the raids now; 2 visits in short succession. Make of it what you will, just felt punters needed to know.

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Should mention I too got no sense that Alice was anything other than "well boundaried". Never suggested otherwise, if you read my posts.

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Took a gamble on the weekend and saw a new girl Alise (?) for an £80 1hr massage, at what I felt was a “safer” time. I noted that the wet wipes didn’t go into the bin in the room. She took em out with her to dispose of.

Special? Ha.  I’ll play along but I don't forget who's payin. 200 notes says a lot about her MO. She happy to FS, never hesitated and never provided rubbers. I always pack and use but I sense she’s risky with others who thinks they might be “special”. Maya insisted on protection.

Your previous said you had FS without rubbers with 'Alise' (Alice)...which you now denying  :dash:
« Last Edit: November 08, 2017, 01:14:38 pm by pepsicolaboy »

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You may not have noticed the change in behaviour re the bins. 'Wet wipes' is probably my bad. . . tissues / wet wipes I accept I may have erred here, my apologies.

I’ve secured confirmation of the raids now; 2 visits in short succession. Make of it what you will, just felt punters needed to know.

'Change in behaviour with the bins'???  :wacko: What does that actually mean in layman's terms please?
As I said there have never been any wet wipes in any of the rooms since ive been going

'I’ve secured confirmation of the raids now' - OK can you link to this? Cant find any source whatsoever through google
« Last Edit: November 08, 2017, 01:13:46 pm by pepsicolaboy »

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Sorry all, I am new to posting on here, and getting used to the quoting system (created this new message initially in error) - thank you

but while im here 'RaRaRa1 you specifically stating you had BB sex with whom for £200, previously? and what timeline?
« Last Edit: November 08, 2017, 01:17:18 pm by pepsicolaboy »

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I’m not hearing confirmation of raids. Hmm.

Took a gamble on the weekend and saw a new girl Alise (?) for an £80 1hr massage, at what I felt was a “safer” time. I noted that the wet wipes didn’t go into the bin in the room. She took em out with her to dispose of.

Special? Ha.  I’ll play along but I don't forget who's payin. 200 notes says a lot about her MO. She happy to FS, never hesitated and never provided rubbers. I always pack and use but I sense she’s risky with others who thinks they might be “special”. Maya insisted on protection.

I see the problem, apologies. 2nd para refers to K. Tedbandy seemed to get it !

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Pepsicolaboy, be careful because you are misquoting people, quite dangerously actually.

Rarara said the girls did not provide the rubbers, he himself did.

Offline pepsicolaboy

Apologies to all and RaRaRa1

Maybe there was a diff service level a few months ago pre-me visiting - or at their old location? I was reading Kamila had a place elsewhere before. I checked mydiary and I may have only started 2nd half Sep.

I am confident its not happening now, however I have not had tonnes of 121 with K so I guess I am maybe out the know - personally I dont think it goes on now* - but as RaRaRa1 said I maybe out the 'long standing' customer loop & not been offered - it is possible.

*My confidence here is that ive been a lot, they all quite friendly with me and they all happy to up sell me to longer services.

I cant of course comment on what went on 'before' as RaRaRa1 suggests

Apologies if I misread about BB, which is diff to a girl just not having condoms, well done for being prepared with the johnies  :thumbsup:




Offline Tedbandy

So i tried to book tantric with K and was told she no longer offers this service.

Perhaps some of you guys will have more luck and she just doesnt like me!

Offline MrMohican

Jayzus H christ! £200 for a 'tantric' massage... you guys really need to get out more.

For £150 you could get a full hour of expert massage from one of the top thai providers in a central london flat and all the sexual services on top - everything from FS, OWO, CIM etc...

Why on earth would you pay £200 to a provider who's reluctant to be explicit even describing her services. Madness.

Offline kaj314

Jayzus H christ! £200 for a 'tantric' massage... you guys really need to get out more.

For £150 you could get a full hour of expert massage from one of the top thai providers in a central london flat and all the sexual services on top - everything from FS, OWO, CIM etc...

Why on earth would you pay £200 to a provider who's reluctant to be explicit even describing her services. Madness.

 Have a feeling this is what the tantric experience is, still...200 us way too high when you can get a high quality wg

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I suspect the appeal here is the 'thrill of the chase'.  It's the only explanation, unless those women there have suddenly got hot since I was last there.

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Also, if you're down in E18 then surely the Chinese shop has better pickings (Chinese or EE)?

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I suspect the appeal here is the 'thrill of the chase'.  It's the only explanation, unless those women there have suddenly got hot since I was last there.

Some are pretty hot....but not 200/hour hot

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Some are pretty hot....but not 200/hour hot

My own experiences when it was Hope were dismal.  I'd section myself before forking out 200 for THAT.

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My own experiences when it was Hope were dismal.  I'd section myself before forking out 200 for THAT.

Lol..I know what you mean...but Def better now based on a few girls I've seen on the few occasions I have been in the last few months

Offline Thin_Lizzy_125

Thanks lads. . . any chance of getting a fresh review on this place? Sounds like time for an update !

Offline pepsicolaboy

Thanks lads. . . any chance of getting a fresh review on this place? Sounds like time for an update !

I have been back since my previous 'debates' on this thread lol

But what is it you wanted to know, specifically, in this fresh update? id be happy to help

Offline Thin_Lizzy_125

Given Tedbandy's observations, is Maya still there? Is B2B still on offer or no? New girls, who's best to see now? I've not been around lately, this place is expensive so trying to justify further "investment".

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Given Tedbandy's observations, is Maya still there? Is B2B still on offer or no? New girls, who's best to see now? I've not been around lately, this place is expensive so trying to justify further "investment".

 I think Maya still there, but best to double check..never had b2b since they moved here...Alice does an amazing sensual massage...I don't go here often, only when regulars are not available, but Alice is my go-to at this place...

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I think Maya still there, but best to double check..never had b2b since they moved here...Alice does an amazing sensual massage...I don't go here often, only when regulars are not available, but Alice is my go-to at this place...

How would you describe Alice looks and body wise?

Also how erotic is her massage.

I've been to see Maya, deea and ema. All pretty good looking but no sexual. It's just a massage and hand relief at the end.

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How would you describe Alice looks and body wise?

Also how erotic is her massage.

I've been to see Maya, deea and ema. All pretty good looking but no sexual. It's just a massage and hand relief at the end.

You have 5 posts and 4 are asking how they look and have not made any real contribution...do that first, and then I'll bother answering. Quite frankly, if they  do a good sensual massage, I'm not bothered too much about looks as long as they are not munters

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You have 5 posts and 4 are asking how they look and have not made any real contribution...do that first, and then I'll bother answering. Quite frankly, if they  do a good sensual massage, I'm not bothered too much about looks as long as they are not munters

I've had an account for less than 2 months u twat. You've had an account for 3 years and have only 8 reviews. You fucking moron.

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I've had an account for less than 2 months u twat. You've had an account for 3 years and have only 8 reviews. You fucking moron.

You will become a forum darling  :lol: :lol:

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My own experiences when it was Hope were dismal.  I'd section myself before forking out 200 for THAT.

I've not been there but 200 is way OTT for whats on offer