Shasha-So-Sexy . Stratford. Close your eyes and think of ..... anything else.

[Raythelay]

I've had mostly good experiences with reverse bookings, girls who might otherwise not come to my attention, others who on a quite day lower their rates to bargain prices... so, I sometimes place a reverse booking daytimes midweek. It's a gamble but It's exciting.

Last Monday, I choose from a list of 5 offers to my £100 out-call reverse booking gambit, this lady....

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A sexy black woman right?. Wrong, the photos are very misleading.

The trouble with out-calls is you can't walk; when I opened my door, my instinct was to shut it again....but I didn't and in walked a middle-aged black woman, who I wouldn't look at twice in the street, carrying a shopping bag.

As a young girl she may well have been hot, I thought, as I noticed the sweat circles under her pits.

She peeled off her one piece dress and kissed me, her naked body pressed against my disappointed cock; I'd wasted my last Viagra on this.

Her tits were big, the nipples even bigger, but gravity had destroyed them decades ago.
Rings of cellulite rippled over her stomach.
Her arse was without shape or void.
Her vagina, I noticed whilst engulfing my face during 69, was huge.

I gave her head for a while and we fucked in a couple of positions, but I really was not enjoying myself, I tried to look happy but I thought that she might accuse me of clock-watching.

Eventually, I just told her to suck my cock and I laid back....and then things picked up.

She could get both of my balls in her mouth and hoovered my cock like her life depended on it, up and down the shaft, massaging the helmet with her tongue, licking, nibbling. It was probably the best blow job that I've ever had in my life, not too sloppy, constantly varying her technique; if only I'd found her slightly attractive.
As she fucked my, by now, rock hard cock with her big lips, I closed my eyes and thought of other women. I exploded in her mouth and she sucked me dry.

She is a nice lady, and experienced, but if her photos were accurate I would never have book her ...which is why this is a neutural review; it was a fucking amazing blow job.






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[WHG]

I don't know if it was designed to but, this review made laugh out loud.
Sorry you had rotten luck, in terms of the looks of the wg. I've been in a similar situation and that's when the wank bank comes in handy.
Glad the bj was a redeeming quality.

[Raythelay]

BJ was good, but I need an amazing punt asap to replace the memory of this ..

[mattylondon]

BJ was good, but I need an amazing punt asap to replace the memory of this ..

Glad I read this review, as I was going to accept a reverse booking from her the other evening but thought I'd see if there was anything on UKP.

Looks like I dodged a bullet. Amazing when you read the plentiful AW reviews about her, stating how great she looks. Who the fuck writes these reviews if she's some old, fat woman?