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External Link/Members OnlyComms: all via private messages on UKE. Xenia really is part time and has a busy life outside of sex work so she wasn't as fast to respond as some other escorts. I had to place my booking with her in advance due to limited availability and a finish date to her in-call bookings. The information to get me to the in-call location was clear. I imagine that trying for a last minute booking wouldn't be very successful as she wants 24 hours notice for an appointment.
Location: Xenia was working from her house. Currently she doesn't offer in-calls but I'll give a bit of information anyway. The house was clean and comfortable. Xenia had her dogs in the kitchen which they didn't approve of, I was tempted to ask if I could meet them but no idea if she would allow it. The bedroom was cosy but very dark. Xenia has a voice activated music system that would probably get on with some of the very pro-Brexit forum users here. After failing to get the system to work because of her accent I took over and Leonard Cohen was then playing to himself as we ignored the music whilst fucking on the bed.
The lady: Xenia regularly posts updated pictures on her Adultwork profile and UKE media gallery. What you see is really what you get. For those of you who need some written wanking material she has really big tits and a very neat tidy pussy. Her arse is nice to hold on too. Seriously, if you want to have a free night with the Kleenex escort just go look at her pictures. Her outfit for the appointment was a short dress that showed off lots of stocking top. I have to confess that it was a turn on during the initial ice breaking chat. In regards to Xenia's blatant AW age... it doesn't benefit her on paper but she does have a personal reason for being very fictitious with the truth. For those who need to know I think if you added 5 to 10 years to her age you'd probably be in the right vicinity. For those of you who want a slim woman it's time to move on, this is a lady for men who enjoy a figure that's sculpted from a love of good food and good wine rather than punishing hours in the gym, however she's more of the average figure than BBW. Men who love bigger women will have to make the same concessions as they men after gym bunnies if they book Xenia. Xenia does have a pretty face with amazing cheek bones and her smile is infectious,
The event: I've known of Xenia since 2000 when I was last in the scene. When I returned to punting and found Xenia on UKE I was very excited as she was one of the escorts back then who would pop up in AOL to chat with me occasionally. Back then Xenia was on my list but it never happened so when the chance arose to finally have sex with her I eagerly put my booking in. On the day I arrived at the time agreed to be quickly let in and taken to her front room for an ice breaker. This is where it didn't quite kick off as I'd hoped, the conversation was to begin with a little strained. I suspect that after a huge build up on my part I was feeling a little too quiet and it was disrupting what should have been a natural flow of conversation. Xenia offered me a drink of tea which I accepted as she sat on the same sofa as me smoking, the windows were open so despite Xenia being a big fan of smoking the house didn't smell.
I committed the ultimate punter sin. I realised I needed to use the loo. I needed a shit. I excused myself, took a dump whilst feeling intense shame at breaking the punter code and then realised there was no fresh air spray. I asked Xenia if she had any fresh air spray and then she responded with classic blunt honesty that every needs to shit so what was the problem with that. The ice promptly shattered in to a million pieces and I finally felt myself relaxing, then she started plying me with wine and chocolates. I'm not a wine drinker but I am a wine whore, put a glass of white in front of me and I'll soon be coming back for another glass. I found myself sitting closer to Xenia and my hand was now touching the exposed flesh of her leg above her stocking top. Xenia decided that I'm clean enough not to need a shower although I need to go a bit easy on the under arm deodorant in future so she invited me go with her to the bedroom for sex. Once the anti-EU music system was finally playing Xenia started to undress me from behind, trousers first, until she realised I had button jeans. I took over and playfully did a wine induced striptease for her which had us both laughing. Xenia then stripped off her dress, removed her bra and made sure her knickers were in their rightful place on they floor before promptly wasting no time giving me a very nice blowjob.
Some escorts will suck cock for what seems like forever, Xenia gave me the impression that a blowjob was something she did to make sure my cock was hard and ready for her pussy because she wanted to get laid. I managed to stop her long enough to kiss her, suck her nipples and eat her pussy but she was back to blowing me again so I was ready for the condom. With the condom applied Xenia promptly sat on my cock and demonstrated her various techniques for riding a guy, she seems to really enjoy moving about on top. Eventually I grabbed her hips and started to pump away at her whilst she was still on top of me, we then moved to doggy where I got to realise how small and compact she really is. We moved to missionary with her on her back and me kneeling with her legs over my arms and this position really seemed to press her buttons. Towards the end she reached down and started to play with her clit as I leaned backwards to make sure my cock rubbed her g-spot. Xenia asked me to withdraw my cock, I did and watched as she furiously wanked herself to a noisy and almost violent orgasm. I'm glad she asked me to withdraw, if I hadn't she might have stabbed my cock with her finger nails. Hugely turned on by her orgasm I was soon balls deep inside her again before cumming in her mouth so she could swallow every drop of my spunk.
We took a break, drank a lot more wine, chatted easily and had some ice cream which she spread a little on her breasts for me to eat. Then she was sucking my cock again for round two as I said I wanted her again.
I won't lie, I can cum twice in a couple of hours but it takes a lot of effort and time. Xenia put a pillow under her bum before we indulged in more missionary and this changed the angle of the penetration in a really enjoyable way. Whatever happened I was filling the condom whilst screwing Xenia a lot faster than I normally would, if it's because of the pillow trick then I applaud Xenia for doing that.
Feeling spent and with my two hours over I was happy to stop the sex, but this was where Xenia showed that she's a very social hostess. More wine was provided along with a plate of cheese, cherry tomatoes and ham. She also pulled out a photo album of herself over the years with other escorts that she had socialised with. She showed me a picture of herself with another escort I had known of called Yolanda, a lady with an approach to safe sex that even included latex gloves for fingering, although looking back I regret not fucking her now that she's retired.
Eventually I realise that time was getting on. My paid two hours had ended over an hour and a half ago and it was time for me to leave. We shared one last hug and I left her home feeling like I'd known her for years only not with the huge gap in between when I quit putting for civvy relationships.
But it doesn't end there. Xenia messaged me on UKE to let me know I'd overpaid by £10. During the appointment Xenia had told me about a project she was hoping to do so I told her she could keep the money and use it for that, her hosting skills alone deserved the tip. Xenia thanked me but sent me an Amazon voucher for £10 as a refund of the overpayment.
In closing I feel that Xenia is a good choice of escort if you want a woman who sees the job as a real social event rather than a hammer and tongs two hour fucking session. Unfortunately for now she only does out-calls so clients will have to pay more than the £230 I paid for 2 hours in-call but I suspect with her part time approach and a lot of repeat customers this won't be a problem for her.
