Midori-chan - London tour

[monstar]

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comms - positive
booking arranged and confirmed on uke and aw well in advance. clear directions over text on the day. a brief telephone chat is required by kayley - it was easy to arrange and talk to her, also a chance to confirm any requests.

location - positive
london tour. busy hotel near the underground station with easy discreet access to the lift and rooms. small bedroom and bathroom, comfortable large bed and decent shower as expected in a hotel. fresh clean towel provided and plenty spare.

appearance - negative
the reason for the neutral review as i was not attracted to her. cute face but not as pretty as photos in my opinion. advertised as bbw, size 16, which was bigger than i expected - my fault for being bad with dress sizes and google images were no help. her profile does state she is a bbw but body photos are not full shots or accurate as taken from flattering angles. big natural boobs but quite saggy with wrinkled nipples. trimmed full pubic hair which is not my preference opposed to shaved or a small tidy tuft.

personality - positive
nice girl and services were delivered with enthusiasm and passion. conversation was fine and flowing, not the most exciting as we didn't get much past simple small talk before kayley initiated action promptly after recharge. slightly more passive than my preference, but willing and followed cues with ease.

meeting - positive
two hours, £260. a bit awkward start but soon at ease as kayley initiated a prolonged hug and kiss before payment. i cannot fault her sexual skills, techniques and enthusiasm, but i struggled due to the lack of physical attraction and past experiences of positive meetings with girls i was not immediately attracted to made me stay. kayley loves to kiss, initiating throughout and is a good kisser with lips and limited tongue, not full dfk. owo was masterful, a nice slow build up, including playing and licking my balls, licking the shaft, light sucking gradually becoming harder and faster almost resulting in pop. nice pleasure moans and response to ro and toys, she gets wet and a 'real' orgasm. regular kissing initiated by kayley during sex which was intimate albeit brief due to softening 'little monstar'. expertly acted in the roleplay with little direction needed and helped fulfil some of my bucket list kinks. she seems genuine about leaving plenty of time between bookings so there was no rushing.

services - fk, owo, ball licking, dt, hj, protected sex, roleplay, toy show and ro.

highlight(s) - 'cock worship' owo


tl;dr - lovely girl but no physical attraction there for me, perhaps my fault for not researching properly but her profile photos are also flattering. top effort, genuine and enthusiastic, skillfully performed services but a lack of attraction so a neutral for me and again ymmv.

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[Sinz]

Thanks for the well balanced review OP

[cueball]

  middy won't be happy to get a grey one, her fragile ego will struggle with this 

Good, well balanced review all the same.

Now, the big test.... Will middy come on here and make a twat of herself or keep her powder dry 

Expect her knights at the very least.... she's got a few soppy woolybacks smitten 

[mrfishyfoo]

Cheers for the balanced review fella. 

middy won't be happy to get a grey one, her fragile ego will struggle with this 

Good, well balanced review all the same.

Now, the big test.... Will middy come on here and make a twat of herself or keep her powder dry 

Expect her knights at the very least.... she's got a few soppy woolybacks smitten 

FFS MrCB I just fucking choked on my cuppa tea.

I'm with you on this one. Popcorn time.

[Midori]

middy won't be happy to get a grey one, her fragile ego will struggle with this 

Good, well balanced review all the same.

Now, the big test.... Will middy come on here and make a twat of herself or keep her powder dry 

Expect her knights at the very least.... she's got a few soppy woolybacks smitten 

Haha, Cueball I can't not respond now. You have issued the guantlet. You can be the judge of whether I am making a twat of myself.

You win some, you lose some. I am honest about being a size 16-18, all my photos are selfies taken on my phone and I have taken on board the justified criticism about full body shots, and I am organising a photographer to take some photos but this might not appear until October. I have stated before that unless you are a fan of a bigger lady, you might not like me.

 I ask every person who comes through my door after they have seen me whether they are happy to proceed and I would have taken no offence if the OP had wanted to walk. It hasn't happened yet to me, because I am honest and check with clients in prior comms that they are aware I am a BBW.

As for the passivity, once again sometimes it works with a client, sometimes it doesn't. I am honest about being naturally more submissive than dominant, which suits some and doesn't suit others.

I am happy that my services were praised and that I can be assured that my standards have not slipped. Not everybody in the world can fancy me, after all I am a BBW girl next door, lets be realistic I am quite a niche taste in this world.

Thank you for your honest review OP and sorry you didn't fancy me. I wish you the best of luck in the future and hopefully this has helped you inform your decision making process in the future. X

[smiths]

middy won't be happy to get a grey one, her fragile ego will struggle with this 

Good, well balanced review all the same.

Now, the big test.... Will middy come on here and make a twat of herself or keep her powder dry 

Expect her knights at the very least.... she's got a few soppy woolybacks smitten 

If she or them do start the old bollocks they will get it back with interest, this is a punters forum and its the OPs right to post whatever rating for this review he likes obviously. And I see she has kept her head so far, a wise move on here.

I would of walked if it were me as I don't punt with WGs I don't fancy 121 as it would be soft cock central and thus a waste of cash. She does state in her FAQs she is a size 16/18 also mentioning a 14 dependent on clothes bought and worn and says she is a small BBW so to me as she also says she is 5ft 4ins I would of thought she would be quite big. If I thought a WGs pics were misleading compared to the real her it would be a negative review off me nowadays. Her free pics look like a 14-16 to me, not my opinion that matters of course. Anyway thanks for the OP for the review, and not being afraid to post his honest opinion.

[cueball]

Haha, Cueball I can't not respond now.

I knew you wouldn't be far away 

On another note.... why the hell do we have to wait until october for you to show body pics?

Take a selfie in front of a full length mirror and hey presto.... job done.... or do you have to wait for the photo shopping?

Your pics are a bit deceptive though aren't they, you state size 16 to 18 but your pics don't belie that do they!

Having said all that... some of us don't mind tackling the odd big un if we're fully aware of what is waiting for us 

You need more honest pics middy 

[Midori]

I knew you wouldn't be far away 

On another note.... why the hell do we have to wait until october for you to show body pics?

Take a selfie in front of a full length mirror and hey presto.... job done.... or do you have to wait for the photo shopping?

Your pics are a bit deceptive though aren't they, you state size 16 to 18 but your pics don't belie that do they!

Having said all that... some of us don't mind tackling the odd big un if we're fully aware of what is waiting for us 

You need more honest pics middy 

All my photos have been taken within the last 6 months and I havent piled the weight on. I will see if I can get someone to take a full body shot of me, but my style isnt to post fully naked pictures up or anything massively explicit.

[cueball]

All my photos have been taken within the last 6 months and I havent piled the weight on. I will see if I can get someone to take a full body shot of me, but my style isnt to post fully naked pictures up or anything massively explicit.

I can't speak for everybody but for me I don't need naked pics, I already know what tits, arses and pussies look like  ..... a clothed body shot is more important than a face pic (for me).... I'll know straight away if that's the body shape I'll enjoy...

So, basically you don't need to be naked.

[Midori]

Hope this helps, I am rubbish at taking selfies.

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[cueball]

Hope this helps, I am rubbish at taking selfies.

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That's the kind of thing you need on your profile middy.....

Then there's no grey area and those that want will contact, those that don't want won't contact.

In brutal truth, your profile pics do not belie your selfie full body pic.

Thanks for the honesty 

[smiths]

Hope this helps, I am rubbish at taking selfies.

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This pic looks like a 16-18 to me and nearer an 18 than a 16 whereas as I posted above your profile free pics look like a 14-16 to me.

[NigelF]

All my photos have been taken within the last 6 months and I havent piled the weight on. I will see if I can get someone to take a full body shot of me, but my style isnt to post fully naked pictures up or anything massively explicit.

I agree with cueball, it doesn't need to be "explicit". People have actually been asking for full body pics/more revealing (of your size) pics for a while now. I know I did when I posted my review.

I should probably post this in my own review but I can't be arsed going back and since the subject has been raised here and my review has actually been annoying me for some time, I'd like to "correct" my review by saying that when I saw you (I think around March) you looked more like a size 18 and actually on the larger side of that (but probably not 20). So why did I only say you were a larger end of 16? Well, 1) I'm very embarrassed to admit this but I was going off what you seemed to be saying and I didn't want to be "mean" or frankly get shot down by your fanboys (which is a fucking disgraceful attitude and I should hang my head in shame for being so weak) and 2) I wasn't very experienced/knowledgeable about larger sizes back then (which wasn't really that long ago) but now after recently seeing a few "bigger girls" (mostly size 16s), I'm confident that a large 18 was the correct description (which was actually my gut instinct at the time but hence my 1st point).

Still, you do say you're size 16-18 and a "small BBW" so that's just about fine in my book but I do think some pictures would be very helpful for potential punters and frankly there's no excuse for not having them.

Edit: Ah, good to see you've posted one 

[mcgee121]

All my photos have been taken within the last 6 months and I havent piled the weight on. I will see if I can get someone to take a full body shot of me, but my style isnt to post fully naked pictures up or anything massively explicit.

Yeah you should have some good photos like Esmerelda (External Link/Members Only).  In some photos I can't tell she is a BBW but once she shows her legs, I can tell she's got a bit of meat on her bones.

[smiths]

I agree with cueball, it doesn't need to be "explicit". People have actually been asking for full body pics/more revealing (of your size) pics for a while now. I know I did when I posted my review.

I should probably post this in my own review but I can't be arsed going back and since the subject has been raised here and my review has actually been annoying me for some time, I'd like to "correct" my review by saying that when I saw you (I think around March) you looked more like a size 18 and actually on the larger side of that (but probably not 20). So why did I only say you were a larger end of 16? Well, 1) I'm very embarrassed to admit this but I was going off what you seemed to be saying and I didn't want to be "mean" or frankly get shot down by your fanboys (which is a fucking disgraceful attitude and I should hang my head in shame for being so weak) and 2) I wasn't very experienced/knowledgeable about larger sizes back then (which wasn't really that long ago) but now after recently seeing a few "bigger girls" (mostly size 16s), I'm confident that a large 18 was the correct description (which was actually my gut instinct at the time but hence my 1st point).

Still, you do say you're size 16-18 and a "small BBW" so that's just about fine in my book but I do think some pictures would be very helpful for potential punters and frankly there's no excuse for not having them.

Edit: Ah, good to see you've posted one 

I hope not many punters are worried about being shot down by fanboys on here because if they are the fanboys get what they want. Fanboys aren't welcome on UKP and admin has banned loads. They are a cancer in punting in my view.

[NigelF]

I hope not many punters are worried about being shot down by fanboys on here because if they are the fanboys get what they want. Fanboys aren't welcome on UKP and admin has banned loads. They are a cancer in punting in my view.

Yes indeed. Funnily enough this is a "safe space" for those afraid of that kind of thing. Admin is very on the ball. It's a very poor excuse on my part (although only part of my reasoning).

[cueball]

Yes indeed. Funnily enough this is a "safe space" for those afraid of that kind of thing. Admin is very on the ball. It's a very poor excuse on my part (although only part of my reasoning).

Don't sweat it Nigel.... your input is genuine and welcome.

And remember, if you're attacked on here by fan boys... you're not alone, there are plenty of us who will pipe up.... fanboys and white knights seldom last long on here.... and rightly so.

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review OP and description of services........interesting how the thread developed and I think maybe typical of MC (my opinion gathered from another forum) that she has honestly answered some points.......agree strongly OP I need to fancy the SP or it doesny really work and you have spent more than I would for a first meet.......chalk it I guess and good luck with your next punt ...plenty of sweets out there.......

[Sparta Prada]

No matter how much good feedback a girl has (on here or AW) to book two hours with a girl you never met before is such a risk.

[YidArmy]

I do hate the way 'BBW' has become some sort of accepted terminology. There's no such thing, it's a daft way for fat chicks to say i'm a fat fuck.

Fuck this BBW shit.

[SamLP]

Yes indeed. Funnily enough this is a "safe space" for those afraid of that kind of thing. Admin is very on the ball. It's a very poor excuse on my part (although only part of my reasoning).

Indeed. I'm not sure about the other regions as I only tend to check the London reviews section, but a few years ago This section was a hotbed for fanboys until admin cleared them out one by one. The rest fucked off quietly or have kept a low profile. Since then, the quality of reviews on here have been much better IMO. Less fluffy bs and more factual and honest info which is helpful to the punter.

[Tallboy2]

Hope this helps, I am rubbish at taking selfies.

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Yum yum
Am I the first Knight? 

[mrfishyfoo]

Yum yum
Am I the first Knight? 

Nope..........that'll be MrFW as he's already got a "Lance" up his arse. 

[mcgee121]

I do hate the way 'BBW' has become some sort of accepted terminology. There's no such thing, it's a daft way for fat chicks to say i'm a fat fuck.

Fuck this BBW shit.

That's not true, some big girls are sexy as hell.

[NigelF]

That's not true, some big girls are sexy as hell.

He didn't say anything about whether they were sexy (or if other people found them sexy). He just said it's a bullshit way for fat girls to describe themselves without calling themselves fat!

[Tallboy2]

I do hate the way 'BBW' has become some sort of accepted terminology. There's no such thing, it's a daft way for fat chicks to say i'm a fat fuck.

Fuck this BBW shit.

Don't agree
Bbw is a big lass
I don't see your problem

[mcgee121]

He didn't say anything about whether they were sexy (or if other people found them sexy). He just said it's a bullshit way for fat girls to describe themselves without calling themselves fat!

Well there are lots of dumb sexual terms so why single that one out?  When I think of BBW I think of girls with naturally large big breasts and fuller shapes that are confident and that have some vitality.  Not someone who is morbidly obese and unattractive which fat tends to imply.

[CatBBW]

All my photos have been taken within the last 6 months and I havent piled the weight on. I will see if I can get someone to take a full body shot of me, but my style isnt to post fully naked pictures up or anything massively explicit.

Hello *waves*

Have you got a timer on your phone or camera? Try that. Find a pose you like (using a large mirror off-shot or your selfie mode on the phone), set the timer, leap into pose, voila. Spend an afternoon doing this, you should get a few you like 

Can also get remote shutter buttons that work well too.

[CatBBW]

I do hate the way 'BBW' has become some sort of accepted terminology. There's no such thing, it's a daft way for fat chicks to say i'm a fat fuck.

Fuck this BBW shit.

Don't get your panties in a twist, it's just a marketing term so that guys who like fat fucks can find them with the industry-wide term. Just like MILF, BBC, SPH, WAM, all just acronyms to allow easy search or discard.
 

[NigelF]

Well there are lots of dumb sexual terms so why single that one out?  When I think of BBW I think of girls with naturally large big breasts and fuller shapes that are confident and that have some vitality.  Not someone who is morbidly obese and unattractive which fat tends to imply.

Fat does not equal morbidly obese. I presume he singled out that sexual term because it came up in this thread. I'm sure if another dumb term came up then he would single that one out too.

[Thepacifist]

Thanks for the review OP. It's important to say it how you felt and not to be fearful of fanboys. I think if you had the chance again you would walk. She's not my type but she seems nice from uke and it sounds like her services are delivered well. I agree 2 hours is risky unless you need this long.

[Mr_Shins]

One reviews here the way one sees fit and I don't see anything wrong with the review.

It seemed a fair assessment of his experience.

I travelled up to Leeds in February to see Midori-Chan. My own review of that is somewhere on this site. I guess my desires and fantasies are different from most people on here though, so her being slightly on the large side wasn't as big an issue for me as it is for others, but it did have an effect. I would have liked to see her in London too just for a bit of kinky fun and a chat but she didn't want that.

I know this review has spoilt her 100% record on here but at least it's a neutral not a negative...

[The Owl]

I've noticed the habit of larger using down the body shots as a more flattering angle but I doubt flattering angle photography is anything new. Based on her AW stats I was under no illusion that Midori-Chan would be anything other than on the large side when I booked her for her upcoming Birmingham tour. Despite my own personal taste (often more motivated by mental attraction rather than a physical one) the OP's opinion is valid as he paid for a service.

[OutForJustice80]

One reviews here the way one sees fit and I don't see anything wrong with the review.

It seemed a fair assessment of his experience.

I travelled up to Leeds in February to see Midori-Chan. My own review of that is somewhere on this site. I guess my desires and fantasies are different from most people on here though, so her being slightly on the large side wasn't as big an issue for me as it is for others, but it did have an effect. I would have liked to see her in London too just for a bit of kinky fun and a chat but she didn't want that.

I know this review has spoilt her 100% record on here but at least it's a neutral not a negative...

Why would you care about her review record? The important thing is that punters review their experience truthfully, not how many positives a wg you like has received.

[Midori]

I have edited my FAQ on my profile to try and be a bit more clear for those who do not understand clothing sizes and that girls shapes can vary due to height, weight distribution etc. I am working on getting someone to take full length shots for my profile, as I agree that is the best way to save any embarrassment or unhappiness in future. Thank you for your honest feedback guys, I try my best to be the same and be honest about myself and I apologise to anyone who felt misled in any way, it was never my intention. I am only 8 months in so I am still learning, I appreciate your patience.

About the nipples, can't do anything about that I'm afraid, they go smaller and erect when they are cold or turned on. I think they were paying the OP a compliment and he didn't notice  . Breasts, I'm a BBW and an F cup, big full natural breasts at an F cup look different to enhanced, especially on a bigger girl and I am a 36F so that is pretty large and round with a slightly wider back, it is a completely different look to a girl you see at size 8 who might have 32F's. Women's clothing sizes are pretty tricky and although for some of you, this probably sounds like me spelling out stuff you already know, some people might not know!  I have put various breast shots up on UKE over these 8 months, so a lot of people know what they look like, but I haven't got a bra-less one on my AW atm, so I will work on that as well as I appreciate that not everyone is on UKE.

[Robbiebucks]

Don't get your panties in a twist, it's just a marketing term so that guys who like fat fucks can find them with the industry-wide term.

 

[vw]

I am working on getting someone to take full length shots for my profile, as I agree that is the best way to save any embarrassment or unhappiness in future.

still waiting, notice many others from the extreme angles still.

[monstar]

still waiting, notice many others from the extreme angles still.

I think you will be waiting until October 

Just to add - the photo uploaded by Midori was accurate to her body size and shape. In my opinion, the previous and current AW profile photos are still misleading, despite what she posted here.

[Midori]

I have currently taken a lot of my photos off UKE and AW because I am on a semi-break and not seeing many clients, through my own choice. There will not be any new photos up until September, because I actually do have other stuff going on.

When this review went up, I was actually on my last tour before the summer in Newcastle and I haven't toured since then and knew this break was coming up, so I'm afraid I have let my personal life take centre stage for a bit, but I will be sorting it out when I have a chance.

As stated on UKE I'm actually ill at the moment so I can't bow to pressure right now and I'm not likely to be able to for a couple of weeks.

[monstar]

I have currently taken a lot of my photos off UKE and AW because I am on a semi-break and not seeing many clients, through my own choice. There will not be any new photos up until September, because I actually do have other stuff going on.

When this review went up, I was actually on my last tour before the summer in Newcastle and I haven't toured since then and knew this break was coming up, so I'm afraid I have let my personal life take centre stage for a bit, but I will be sorting it out when I have a chance.

As stated on UKE I'm actually ill at the moment so I can't bow to pressure right now and I'm not likely to be able to for a couple of weeks.

You're coming across as dishonest, in my opinion.

How long does it take for a selfie and upload? It previously took you 19 minutes based on the reply timestamps in this review. I also remember a new photo or two went up on UKE shortly after this review to garner support. 

[Midori]

You're coming across as dishonest, in my opinion.

How long does it take for a selfie and upload? It previously took you 19 minutes based on the reply timestamps in this review. I also remember a new photo or two went up on UKE shortly after this review to garner support. 

...And I have posted another one on UKE now, complete with explanation as to why I haven't posted it on AW. There are smudges on the photo, there are lines across the screen and it is taken in a bathroom mirror. Considering the majority of my bookings are from UKE and UKP members, who will have seen my photos on there, I don't see how I am hiding anything?

As stated, I am on a semi break atm anyway, I am mostly taking bookings from people I have seen before. And right now, I am off sick and I still have gone and taken a photo.
I don't know why my profile and my pictures garner so much interest from people who already know I am not their type, there are plenty of girls out there using years old photoshopped photos while all mine are of me, taken with a selfie camera, which okay are nice photos of me.

Like I said on UKE, there gets a point where criticism becomes unconstructive and is becoming malicious. I am sorry that you didn't fancy me, but I was professional throughout and I did my job and I did draw your attention to the fact I was a BBW prior to the booking. I am unsure why this needs dragged up time and time again, I have explained why I can't take an advertising quality photograph with my phone camera, I have posted up full length pictures on both UKP and UKE where the majority of my clients come from and I am listening to people on here who say I need better photos, but I am currently not in a position to do anything about it, but I will be and I have given a time frame.

If I posted the really bad photo I have just posted on UKE on my AW in the meantime, would you guys leave me alone or would this just continue?

[Midori]

There, one bad quality AW selfie posted on AW until I can get better photos. Now people can sleep easy at night knowing that everyone knows exactly what my figure looks like. Like I said, I actually have nothing to hide, I just wanted to get better photos than a broken camera bathroom selfie on my AW profile.

[monstar]

I don't care about your new photos or enough to get in to it with you but it's unnecessary to play the victim for sympathy here, especially when you created the rod for your own back, as quoted by vw.

I'm obviously not going to see you again and others can read in to what you're posting (or avoiding and hiding) to make up their own minds.

Just to clarify - the location of your photos was not the point, perhaps this helps; "In my opinion, the previous and current AW profile and UKE photos are still misleading, despite what she posted here, as quoted by vw today". And as written in my review, I was fully aware you are a "BBW" "size 16-18" and thought you were my 'type' based on your own photos and google image search results, unfortunately I was disappointed in reality and accepted this as my own fault.

[cueball]

If I posted the really bad photo I have just posted on UKE on my AW in the meantime, would you guys leave me alone or would this just continue?

There, one bad quality AW selfie posted on AW until I can get better photos. Now people can sleep easy at night knowing that everyone knows exactly what my figure looks like.

You can be the judge of whether I am making a twat of myself.

I knew you'd not let me down midster

A tear jerking couple of posts there, I'm filling up, filling up I say 

[Midori]

I knew you'd not let me down midster

A tear jerking couple of posts there, I'm filling up, filling up I say 

Haha, and thanks for putting me back in my place Cueball 

[Tallboy2]

Horses for courses.
 Midori is my type - or should i call her Alice?
I'd be playing with her in wonderland if she were more readily available.

[vw]

Horses for courses.
 Midori is my type - or should i call her Alice?
I'd be playing with her in wonderland if she were more readily available.

 

How romantic of you. 


 

[Tallboy2]

How romantic of you. 


 

Love, Hugs and Kisses to you my darling Waster