Will keep this one short (to the delight of those who've read my previous entries I'm sure) because I can't really be arsed writing about this one but have had a nagging sensation to do the good thing and try and forewarn anyone else who might be tempted.
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External Link/Members OnlyThought pics looked great on site and like northern birds' accents in bed so took a punt.
Cons:
Pics are either ancient, not her, or heavily photoshopped.
Not hideous facially, but not what you'd want to pay to poke, very saggy body.
Pussy was literally in the top 5 worst smells I have ever whiffed (maybe even a candidate for single worst). Smelt like a cross between a Mongolian mud-wrestlers jockstrap and Kowloon fish market. Fucking horrid. Honestly zero exaggeration here. Admittedly a very hot day but I still managed to get the old chap in palatable shape so don't know what excuse she had.
Fag breath, occasional wheezing, and goes through cans of fizzy Vimto by the slab.
Could talk for England, to the point she actually interrupts you.
Pros:
Sex was actually quite enthusiastic despite all of the above, often struggle to keep it up no matter how hot the girl is if she's obviously disinterested, but I was rigid throughout once I started hammering away at her.
Can't think of anything else.