what to expect on a first punt?

[nightwatchman]

I have made another thread last night on how I fucked up meeting a WG because I didn't confirm it.

I don't want to get anything wrong again...........I know to give the WG money in an envelope. 

She said in the profile, she would like to get to know her customers.

So what do I expect?, she is 59 and a local, not an EE or Roma

She will answer the door and make our greetings, I hand the money over?

Then am I expected to talk for ten minutes? and then head to the bedroom and start from there?

Yes I am a noob

[scutty brown]

I have made another thread last night on how I fucked up meeting a WG because I didn't confirm it.

I don't want to get anything wrong again...........I know to give the WG money in an envelope. 

She said in the profile, she would like to get to know her customers.

So what do I expect?, she is 59 and a local, not an EE or Roma

She will answer the door and make our greetings, I hand the money over?

Then am I expected to talk for ten minutes? and then head to the bedroom and start from there?

Yes I am a noob

Don't fuck about with envelopes, that sort of crap is for American TV series. If she's insisting that's how you pay then she is a pretentious cow and you're better spending your money elsewhere.
She's 59? What have you got, a complex for fucking grannies? Your first punt should be memorable, not a horrorshow. Go and find a decent well-reviewed girl of 30 or less. Preferably one who speaks english.
What happens? She opens the door, you go in. She says hello, you say hello. She'll take you to the room, ask how long you want to stay for, you tell her, she'll agree and ask for the cash. Which she'll count and then scurry away and hide in another room. She comes back, by which time you should be bollock naked and on the bed waiting for her. Time is precious, don't fuck about with a ten minute life history chat

[nightwatchman]

Who's rattled your cage?

[mavgoose]

Again , free ( good ) advice.
Please stop being ungrateful.
You're seeking advice on fucking women for money.

Grow up.

[nightwatchman]

ok no probs, I'll treat her like shit on the bottom of my shoes since am paying

fair enough

thanks for the free advice

[scutty brown]

Who's rattled your cage?

I'm telling you how it is. Not some dreamy-eyed bollox from a TV show or crap from a gay mens mag like GQ
Punting is a brutal world and if you don't like what I'm telling you, then you're better off not starting

[nightwatchman]

I'm telling you how it is. Not some dreamy-eyed bollox from a TV show or crap from a gay mens mag like GQ
Punting is a brutal world and if you don't like what I'm telling you, then you're better off not starting

That's fair enough, so any woman that says "I'd like to know you" in the profile, is talking shite?..........I'll tell her "cut the crap"?

I've been to a prossie 3 times in the Amsterdam red light district

plus I went to one in Glasgow, Wellington street..............she said £30 for a BJ, I said ok, but I had no tenners, so ended up giving her £40.................and then when the job was done, she shouted at me and asked for an extra £10 for taking too long, so I ran away

[scutty brown]

ok no probs, I'll treat her like shit on the bottom of my shoes since am paying

No-one has suggested that you idiot

[mavgoose]

2 years since your first few posts.
2 years of reading and understanding the forum.
And you decide to post the above.

Decision ; fck off and do your own shitty work and research. Good luck. Bawbag.

[nightwatchman]

this place certainly has pure knobends

looks like the prossies and the customers are brutal

[Scottish_Kara]

Maybe join UKE and ask some questions there and read the posts made by girls about how they expect guys to behave prior to and during a booking.

[OneOfaKind]

Punting isn't brutal FFS but most punters on here are, mostly for a good reason though 

Read some of the featured pages from External Link/Members Only
Especially the "Guide for New Punters".

[scutty brown]

That's fair enough, so any woman that says "I'd like to know you" in the profile, is talking shite?..........I'll tell her "cut the crap"?

Almost certainly talking shite. All she wants to know is how big the cheque she can see glued to your forehead is

I've been to a prossie 3 times in the Amsterdam red light district

And? So what? What does that teach you? Those women are hard nosed bitches running a production line conveyor belt

plus I went to one in Glasgow, Wellington street..............she said £30 for a BJ, I said ok, but I had no tenners, so ended up giving her £40.................and then when the job was done, she shouted at me and asked for an extra £10 for taking too long, so I ran away

Just made my case for me there really. If they think you have money, they want it. All of it

You come across as too simple and naive to be a punter. Go a buy and few Airfix kits instead - you'll enjoy it more

[nightwatchman]

Punting isn't brutal FFS but most punters on here are, mostly for a good reason though 

Read some of the featured pages from External Link/Members Only
Especially the "Guide for New Punters".

I appreciate your reply, and yes I am reading guides, but just asking for personal advice/experience.

The consensus am getting is, be straight in there and tell her what to do and not listen to her.

I wasn't sure what to do when I meet this girl for the first time, but I'll just take all my clothes off from the outset.

[nightwatchman]

Almost certainly talking shite. All she wants to know is how big the cheque she can see glued to your forehead is
And? So what? What does that teach you? Those women are hard nosed bitches running a production line conveyor belt
Just made my case for me there really. If they think you have money, they want it. All of it

You come across as too simple and naive to be a punter. Go a buy and few Airfix kits instead - you'll enjoy it more

I'm just being polite on here, trust me they don't think that in the real world

but as I said before, I'll treat her like.............well not shit since you said dont be an idiot

but ok I get the gist

[NigelF]

I'm just being polite on here, trust me they don't think that in the real world

but as I said before, I'll treat her like.............well not shit since you said dont be an idiot

but ok I get the gist

You're retarded.

[Clattypats]

This is comedy Gold!  ...FMG....

[scutty brown]

They really do think like that "in the real world"
For a working girl, time is money and all she wants is to earn that money as quickly as she can and get you out in time for the next punter. You're just a lump of meat bearing a paycheque, which she wants to relieve you of.
If you try to spend ten minutes "getting to know her" she'll be pissed off, you lose shagging time, and no-one gets fulfilled. Its not some Hollywood tearjerker where the client and the whore fall in love. Outside of the meet, she's nothing to you and you're nothing to her. If you want to "get to know her" do it AFTER you've fucked her, not before. And for god's sake don't tell her your real name

[nightwatchman]

They really do think like that "in the real world"
For a working girl, time is money and all she wants is to earn that money as quickly as she can and get you out in time for the next punter. You're just a lump of meat bearing a paycheque, which she wants to relieve you of.
If you try to spend ten minutes "getting to know her" she'll be pissed off, you lose shagging time, and no-one gets fulfilled. Its not some Hollywood tearjerker where the client and the whore fall in love. Outside of the meet, she's nothing to you and you're nothing to her. If you want to "get to know her" do it AFTER you've fucked her, not before. And for god's sake don't tell her your real name

I dont want to know her.

It's the WG that writes "I'd like to get to know you a little" blah blah on AW

but ok got it.

[scutty brown]

I dont want to know her.

It's the WG that writes "I'd like to get to know you a little" blah blah on AW

but ok got it.

but dump her anyway, she's too bloody old
you should be fucking a girl, not one of Macbeth's witches

[OneOfaKind]

Treat her like a sister 

[pipes]

Plus I went to one in Glasgow, Wellington street..............she said £30 for a BJ, I said ok, but I had no tenners, so ended up giving her £40.................and then when the job was done, she shouted at me and asked for an extra £10 for taking too long, so I ran away

[nightwatchman]

but dump her anyway, she's too bloody old
you should be fucking a girl, not one of Macbeth's witches

I don't mind old birds, not got much choice in my town

[nightwatchman]

I was wearing shoes as well, my ankles bled, this was at about 4-5am in Glasgow....was expecting a pimp to chase me but no, luckily.........and the prossie had high heeled boots on so she struggled

I made it to buchanan street but ended up with some other male smackhead annoying me that morning.

[scutty brown]

I don't mind old birds, not got much choice in my town

Why's that? The young ones know you too well?

[nightwatchman]

Why's that? The young ones know you too well?

Not at all, was just reading the guides saying not to reveal yourself.  I don't live in Glasgow, and there's barely any choice in my town, I would happily go for a younger one but I don't seem have that option, I actually emailed a younger one on AW but didn't get a reply.

[Clattypats]

I was wearing shoes as well, my ankles bled, this was at about 4-5am in Glasgow....was expecting a pimp to chase me but no, luckily.........and the prossie had high heeled boots on so she struggled

I made it to buchanan street but ended up with some other male smackhead annoying me that morning.

The gift that just keeps on giving! ... 

[scutty brown]

General rule: if you have to e-mail through AW you WON'T get a reply. Total waste of time.
Use phone / text. If the advert doesn't have one listed, move on.

So which town? I suspect members here can suggest something better than you've found

[nightwatchman]

General rule: if you have to e-mail through AW you WON'T get a reply. Total waste of time.
Use phone / text. If the advert doesn't have one listed, move on.

So which town? I suspect members here can suggest something better than you've found

I got several replies on AW, and texts.

If I mention the town, you'll know who it is.

[scutty brown]

I got several replies on AW, and texts.

If I mention the town, you'll know who it is.

So what?
All that matters is that we don't know who YOU are, and as long as you're careful about how and when you post reviews, and make sure you use a different name on AW, that's information that should never leak out.
This website is all about evaluating prozzies, which means knowing who they are

[Clattypats]

Is it Jurassic park, by chance..

[nightwatchman]

So what?
All that matters is that we don't know who YOU are, and as long as you're careful about how and when you post reviews, and make sure you use a different name on AW, that's information that should never leak out.
This website is all about evaluating prozzies, which means knowing who they are

fair enough

it's her

External Link/Members Only

[Clattypats]

fair enough

it's her

External Link/Members Only

no offence...But there is another 20 WGs in that area that look better tbh...

[nightwatchman]

no offence...But there is another 20 WGs in that area that look better tbh...

At the moment, I am looking for something very local

I got 6 choices from checking just now, emailed a young one no reply, no phone number

1 is a "massage", I felt simplysue is the one to go for, I bought her private gallery, she is better looking than I thought

[scutty brown]

well.....she has one minimalist positive report from three years ago (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=4938) in which she was said to be 56 going on 60.....so you may be faced with someone older than you expect. The photos may well not be recent
The AW feedback you should take with a strong degree of cynicism.

If you search on AW with a 12 mile radius of the G67 postcode you get 212 hits (she's the first, strangely). But more than enough for you to find someone more suitable

[nightwatchman]

well.....she has one minimalist positive report from three years ago (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=4938) in which she was said to be 56 going on 60.....so you may be faced with someone older than you expect. The photos may well not be recent
The AW feedback you should take with a strong degree of cynicism.

If you search on AW with a 12 mile radius of the G67 postcode you get 212 hits (she's the first, strangely). But more than enough for you to find someone more suitable

I went on the proximity tab and typed 12 miles and G67, I still only got 6 hits

[scutty brown]

I went on the proximity tab and typed 12 miles and G67, I still only got 6 hits

Because you'd not deleted "Cumbernauld" from the area selected in the previous search

[nightwatchman]

ok I got 212 now

previously I clicked on the "to escort" option

[nightwatchman]

I'm not bothered by older ladies

I wank to them a lot on xvideos

[scutty brown]

I'm not bothered by older ladies

I wank to them a lot on xvideos

That sounds like an excuse, not a reason.
Well, now your horizons are broadened as to whats available to you. Your choice as to what or who you do

[nightwatchman]

That sounds like an excuse, not a reason.
Well, now your horizons are broadened as to whats available to you. Your choice as to what or who you do

I just prefer looking for what's close to me at the moment, I know the WG in question is in walking distance, and get the idea of how it should be, I may try a gorgeous girl in future.

[Boinky]

I know the WG in question is in walking distance

Because that's what you really want. A chance encounter when you're in Tesco or walking along the street with a prossie you'd knobbed or even worse, a neighbour of hers who knows what she's up to seeing you go into her place and knowing or recognising you later.

Use your big brain, not your little one.