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External Link/Members Only So not my first review but is my first negative one, but I kinda of enjoyed it
HEADLINES for those who don't like the the full story
£80 for one hour b2b massage
Coms OK
Girl Pretty but not the one on the profile, also Brazilian not Polish as on her profile
Massage - Not professional standard
Looked at phone a number of times
Very Little English
Well done for hygiene she cleaned her hands a number of times during
Finished early
The Story
I really fancied a massage today and came across 2 likely candidates before settling on Emily.
Really late contact like only an hour before show time, but like a trooper Emily sent a few texts to agree less than an hour's notice was fine, only slight hiccup I parked in Sainsbury's car park in Maidenhead as instructed but then when I said I was there she asked me to wait, only 5 mins she said but it was 10 before she text me with awful instructions on how to find her.
Just as I got to the entry door someone else came out, he looked a bit sheepish but that could be just the way I was feeling.
Found the flat as instructed and the door opened with the young lady hiding behind it.
The Girl
Did she look like the pictures - no, looking back at them the girl on the profile looked taller and her hair wasn't straight as it was in the pictures. HOWEVER before we all say I should have walked what stood before me was a lovely young lady wearing a short dress that was more holes than dress with nothing underneath. A small, very pretty, curvy slim girl with good size tits (lovely nipples) and a great arse. Pussy was not completely shaven but had a small landing strip
OK, I am now following her in, it looks like more than 1 girl is working out of this flat (confirmed later when I heard another couple talking, either that of the walls are REALLY thin). Flat was very spartan, with several doors leading off the hall all with Yale locks on them. Enter the bedroom, couple of chest of drawers and a bed. Bed had a sheet and a "toweling like sheet on top" windows had a mixture of curtains, and towels covering them. Smelled clean enough and no rubbish on the floor. Offered hand cleaner which i used and she used, offered a piece of kitchen roll to clean the access off, when finished it was place in a draw, now noticed no bins.
She tried to help me off with my t-shirt but was too small to reach it once it was half over my head, so gave up and in sign language indicated that I should get undressed. Once I removed my shirt, and she had slipped of her dress she did nibble my nipples and fk, not DFK but still pleasant. She smelled clean and tasted nice as well, skin was very smooth.
On to the bed, again the language barrier raised it's head as I laid on my back, just to look at her body really but she made me turn over. The back and neck massage was "ok" she did at least try but if she was a trained professional I am a monkey's uncle.
It was there the massage became a lets rub baby oil over every part of my body exercise, not unpleasant but not a massage.
Some b2b action but only for a couple of minutes. Over we go on to my back, now I can really look at her body, very nice and some FK we try some small talk but as she could not understand (it's a long way from Brazil) we were never going to discus the works of Shakespeare.
Again very nice rubbing going on and she played lots of attention to the little fellow. I manged to lick her nipples when she was doing b2b which she seemed to like but playing with her tits was not really encouraged and she certainly never put herself in position where pussy play was ever going to happen. Once I had come she worked hard to get him up again, which was nice but she started to look at her phone, at one point she even used it to find out which profile I had responded to, with a translator app.
When she had enough of she offered me a shower and had to remove someone else's towel first, to place my nice clean towel over the heater. She did not join me
The shower was not overly hot but was strong, various products were there to use, and the bathroom it's self was clean and tidy.
After a quick shower I returned to the room to find her on her phone again. While I dressed she adjusted the top sheet (she didn't replace it)
Once I was dressed she sat naked on my lap and we had a few more kisses before she showed me out. Looking at my watch it was 45 mins after the appointment was meant to have started but the appointment was late at her request so in fact I had 30mins with her, but with her lack of English and my lack of Spanish meant conversation was never going to happen.
So a negative review.
Bad points
Not the same girl, bad massage, no English, finished early, distracted by her phone
Good points
Lovely looking girl, lovely touch, good body, good orgasm
