External Link/Members OnlyAnother disappointing Glasgow indie punt.
Not having the time to do the four hour plus round trip to an Edinburgh sauna for a reliable punt, I went for (to my mind) the next safest option of a high feedback, positively reviewed Glasgow girl.
French Girl Magalie is the former Eva (I think that was her name) from Aquarius Sauna in Park Circus, of blessed memory. Former regulars will remember her because non-Scottish girls were relatively rare back in the day. She's the kind of very petite girl who actually looks better 10 years on, though she's never going to be a stunner facially. I never punted with her in Aquarius, which I suppose is telling.
She talked non-stop, even during a 15 minute "relaxing" massage between rounds one and two, despite me trying to give her a hint by only replying in uh- huh mode. It's safe to say she's opinionated. Not nastily or aggressively but neither is she lively or engaging with it. Just a bit tiresome after a while.
Her flat is in a very nice area, overlooking Queen's Park with huge rooms and high ceilings. But it was a tip. Not dirty but just a mess- there were cardboard boxes, cases of empty wine bottles and cat litter trays strewn everywhere.
Made foolishly confident by her profile, I'd abandoned my usual strategy of not coming until the last 5-10 minutes of a punt. I opted for an early pop, a 15 minute massage and then a second pop via prostate massage. Mistake.
Stage one was ok, stage two was indifferent and stage three never got going. I suppose it's partly my fault for expecting the wee man to break the habits of the last ten years or so but her not-very-subtle-or effective attempts to get him interested didn't help either. I opted for the early shower with 20 minutes left.
So, a bit like Lucy from Glasgow, I must be missing something about her. I suspect she relies on volume- lots of guys on £100/ hour and relying on 1 in 20 or so sticking as regulars. She obviously has her fans-she's not disgusting, she's got a good body, she's in a nice area, she's not expensive- but I'm afraid I'm not one of them.