Author Topic: Straight first timer looking at ts booking - ADVICE WANTED  (Read 20330 times)

Offline HARD-FUCK

Hi

Firstly I should say I'm not remotely interested in guys or sex with guys. Does nothing for me.

I am however attracted to very feminine ts girls.

I have never had more than my own finger in my ass so I am very tight.  As part of the bookiing I would like to receive anal (and maybe give).

Have any other ts first timers found it difficult or painful to receive the ts girls cock and did they do anything to ease this, such as practise in the weeks leading up to a first booking with toys perhaps?

All advice appreciated including dealing with nerves and not getting put off when you have a cock dangling close to you, even if it is attached to a hot ts.

*Note this is not my first time punting, just my first time with a ts girl. So it's the fact its a ts booking why I'm nervous.

Cheers in advance!


Should mention I'm looking at:

TS Melody (will probably end up seeing this one) External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

TS Elyda External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Transex Patricia External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

TS Ginger BeeBee (My favourite but too far for now) External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only


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A red hot poker up the ass helps to kill off the nerves which link to the pain receptors.
Used properly you'll never feel pain again

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Of late we have had a SP who takes money for sex but does not think she is a prostitute and now a man who is totally straight but wants anal from a TS.  Is there something in the water?!!?

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I recently visited a TS as a first timer like yourself, I'm very attracted to women and not men but have always been curious to try with a TS having watched lots of tranny porn.

The TS I visited was 'Trans Sofia UK' on adultwork. Incredible body, very feminine. From the minute I arrived and we started undressing one another I was in my element, and holding another persons hard cock for the first time was a real turn on, the second I started sucking it was a great experience, I was so turned on I let Sofia fuck me but it was too painful even with a good amount of lube. I enjoyed fucking her ass and wanking her cock at fhe same time, I still get a hard on thinking about the whole punt weeks later!

To the OP, give it a go you won't regret it.

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TS Ginger BeeBee (My favourite but too far for now) External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

According to their AW profile your favourite is 117 years old!

And if you take that cock up your tight little ass, you will walk out like a 117 year old.
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A generous application of fiery jack ointment to your khaki button will ensure that you do not even notice that you are being shagged by a non male person with a large cock.  :thumbsup:

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Thank you I couldn't remember her name. I've heard a lot of good things about Trans Sofia UK and how good she is with first timers.

Just checked out her AW but she doesn't appear to have any upcoming tours listed so will have to keep checking.

I'm assuming that was the first time you'd received anal? I would be the same so it might be painful for me too.

Posted the wrong link for TS Melody External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

She does a lot for me and isn't too far away, although the first photo in her gallery I'm not too keen on. That makes me question what photo is a true representation of her. Otherwise if Trans Sofia is down this way again soon I may have a punt with her.  Just a shame TS Ginger BeeBee is a bit far as she's the hottest of them all I think External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Thanks for the genuine replies and not trolls!


I recently visited a TS as a first timer like yourself, I'm very attracted to women and not men but have always been curious to try with a TS having watched lots of tranny porn.

The TS I visited was 'Trans Sofia UK' on adultwork. Incredible body, very feminine. From the minute I arrived and we started undressing one another I was in my element, and holding another persons hard cock for the first time was a real turn on, the second I started sucking it was a great experience, I was so turned on I let Sofia fuck me but it was too painful even with a good amount of lube. I enjoyed fucking her ass and wanking her cock at fhe same time, I still get a hard on thinking about the whole punt weeks later!

To the OP, give it a go you won't regret it.

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Thank you I couldn't remember her name. I've heard a lot of good things about Trans Sofia UK and how good she is with first timers.

Just checked out her AW but she doesn't appear to have any upcoming tours listed so will have to keep checking.

I'm assuming that was the first time you'd received anal? I would be the same so it might be painful for me too.

Posted the wrong link for TS Melody External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

She does a lot for me and isn't too far away, although the first photo in her gallery I'm not too keen on. That makes me question what photo is a true representation of her. Otherwise if Trans Sofia is down this way again soon I may have a punt with her.  Just a shame TS Ginger BeeBee is a bit far as she's the hottest of them all I think External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Thanks for the genuine replies and not trolls!

You're the only troll on here.
This is UKPunting, not UKAssBandits

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Fuck off and troll somewhere else  :hi:

hey James, bumboy has reported you for trolling

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I saw that, he's trying a double bluff, he'd be better of concentrating on lubing up his arse, the deluded faggot  :sarcastic:

Calling himself straight, and calling blokes her  :dash:
« Last Edit: June 24, 2017, 11:36:33 am by James999 »

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hey James, bumboy has reported you for trolling

If you don't like what you see look elsewhere. You're the one choosing to get involved with this post!

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If you don't like what you see look elsewhere. You're the one choosing to get involved with this post!

You seem to be having trouble with coming out as gay, speak to your Mother about it  :music:

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You seem to be having trouble with coming out as gay, speak to your Mother about it  :music:

Not that I have to explain myself to you but I do not find men the slightest bit attractive, nor would I ever consider doing anything with a man. You seem to be missing the difference between men and ts girls. The tits are a bit of a clue!

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Not that I have to explain myself to you but I do not find men the slightest bit attractive, nor would I ever consider doing anything with a man. You seem to be missing the difference between men and ts girls. The tits are a bit of a clue!

But you like the idea of having a dick rammed up your ass.
I hate to tell you, but that's very G-A-Y

Offline HARD-FUCK

But you like the idea of having a dick rammed up your ass.
I hate to tell you, but that's very G-A-Y

Would you say the same about seeing a female escort and asking her to peg you with a strapon?

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Not that I have to explain myself to you but I do not find men the slightest bit attractive, nor would I ever consider doing anything with a man.

Why are you talking about fucking men then, if a man puts a dress on it's still a man, why pretend otherwise  :wacko:


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Would you say the same about seeing a female escort

But you're not talking about female escorts, you're talking about male escorts, the main difference being men have cocks and that's what you seem to be after  :sarcastic:

Lots of excuses to cover your homosexuality  :music:
« Last Edit: June 24, 2017, 11:58:11 am by James999 »

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wanking her cock

Jeez, there's another one

This thread keeps on giving

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So he wants a blokes cock up his arse and want's to pretend that's not gay  :sarcastic:

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But you're nto talking about female escorts, you're talking about male escorts, the main difference being men have cocks and that's what you seem to be after  :sarcastic:

Lots of excuses to cover your homosexuality  :music:


It would seem that I am secure enough with my sexuality to know that men do nothing for me, but I can experiment with ts girls.  I am not even considering seeing any ts girl. Just ones that could easily pass as a hot female. Anything else and I would not be interested in doing anything with them

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It would seem that I am secure enough with my sexuality to know that men do nothing for me,

Clearly not as you want a bloke to fuck you up the arse  :dash:

If he puts a bit of make up and a dress on he's still a bloke  :crazy:

Offline HARD-FUCK

Clearly not as you want a bloke to fuck you up the arse  :dash:

If he puts a bit of make up and a dress on he's still a bloke  :crazy:


Looks like I'm not the one afraid of my sexuality to try new things

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Looks like I'm not the one afraid of my sexuality to try new things

Well you clearly are, as you say you're straight yet want to do homosexual things, clearly you are afraid of your true sexuality, just come out and be done with it, you might be a happier person  :music:
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Looks like I'm not the one afraid of my sexuality to try new things
My sexuality doesn't want a bloke fucking me up the ass, and nor (I expect) does James. Nothing to do with being afraid of my sexuality, but everything to do with knowing what my sexuality is - and its not gay. You clearly don't recognise your gay sexuality for what it is.

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I'm not remotely interested in guys or sex with guys.
 I would like to receive anal

Have you thought about talking to your Mother about this, as you sound very mixed up and she may be able to help you  :unknown:
« Last Edit: June 24, 2017, 12:14:27 pm by James999 »

Offline HARD-FUCK

My sexuality doesn't want a bloke fucking me up the ass, and nor (I expect) does James. Nothing to do with being afraid of my sexuality, but everything to do with knowing what my sexuality is - and its not gay. You clearly don't recognise your gay sexuality for what it is.


I disagree. If I was attracted to blokes and wanted to fuck blokes then I would openly admit to being gay. There's no shame in it especially in this day in age.

Let's put it this way. You can't beat the real thing - a smoking hot woman! I've punted with my fair share. However, I'm just looking for something after all these punts for a little different. Something to keep the punting game fresh. Might love it. Might hate it. But as I've said there's no way I would be booking a bloke or a blokish looking ts girl as I'm not attracted to men. If she can pass for a convincing woman but happens to have a dick, well I'm open to seeing what it's like. All I know is I wouldn't want a big sweaty bloke waving his cock in my face or pounding my ass with it. I can distinguish between a bloke and a ts girl.

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Let's put it this way. You can't beat the real thing - a smoking hot woman!

So why seak an inferior look in a man dressed as a woman, it's not as if women are extinct, the only difference.... your desire for cock  :hi:

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You're the only troll on here.
This is UKPunting, not UKAssBandits

He's now reported you for being homophobic, at least he's started to realise he's gay  :sarcastic:

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The site rules say the OP is allowed to ask about TS. Other members on here shag them too (for the avoidance of doubt, I am not one of them).

The reason this is v. likely a troll is because the question has nothing to do with TS. OP is asking for tips about preparing to receive anal sex for the first time.

Might as well go on SAAFE and ask girls who offer a levels about their first time. Or on a gay forum where these things are discussed. Or do a google search for anal training or something. Why would a thread in the general section of UKP yield any results on this topic? It won't.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2017, 12:40:23 pm by Link7 »

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You're the only troll on here.
This is UKPunting, not UKAssBandits
Sorry to split (pubic) hairs, but a transexual punt is still a punt, and the UKP site rules specifically permit transexual and shemale service providers to be members. There's no denying that the forum is predominantly heterosexual in outlook, but it's not exclusively so.

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The site rules say the OP is allowed to ask about TS. Other members on here shag them too (for the avoidance of doubt, I am not one of them).

The reason this is v. likely a troll is because the question has nothing to do with TS. OP is asking for tips about preparing to receive anal sex for the first time.

Might as well go on SAAFE and ask girls who offer a levels about their first time. Or on a gay forum where these things are discussed. Or do a google search for anal training or something. Why would a thread in the general section of UKP yield any results on this topic? It won't.

Just genuinely wanting to hear from guys who have had first time experiences with ts escorts and if they found it difficult. Genuine question and thought a punting forum would be a good place to ask about punting??? As you say other members on here have posted about ts girls which I have been reading and don't seem to get this level of stick.

So no I'm not a troll and if people have a problem with the content of this post then why bother yourselves over it? Stick to advising and reviewing female escorts for which we are all grateful. I appreciate it may not be everyones cup of tea, but I am trying to get advice from other first timers of ts girls to make a decision as to whether it is right for me or whether I should just go and book another female.

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So no I'm not a troll

Just act like one, pretending to be straight and wanting to be fucked by a bloke  :wacko:

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Just act like one, pretending to be straight and wanting to be fucked by a bloke  :wacko:

Reading other posts on here there are a lot of straight blokes who have seen a ts escort. None seem to have been accused of being a troll, apart from the odd narrow minded person.

If the very thought of this makes you disgusted then why bother yourself over it and keep following/commenting on this post?

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Firstly I should say I'm not remotely interested in guys or sex with guys. Does nothing for me.

 :crazy:..not just a river in Egypt then

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Sorry to split (pubic) hairs, but a transexual punt is still a punt, and the UKP site rules specifically permit transexual and shemale service providers to be members. There's no denying that the forum is predominantly heterosexual in outlook, but it's not exclusively so.

Thank you!

Some people seem to be worrying themselves over this post even though they have nothing to add

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Reading other posts on here there are a lot of straight blokes who have seen a ts escort. None seem to have been accused of being a troll, apart from the odd narrow minded person.

If the very thought of this makes you disgusted then why bother yourself over it and keep following/commenting on this post?

The problem is the inherent contradiction in your first post, which boils down to
"I'm not gay, really I'm not, but I want a dick up my ass".
Put like that your post is either from someone who IS very confused, or else is trying a very poor wind-up troll

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OP you keep referring to these as she or girls, they aren't they're blokes or men or male whatever you want to call them. They even state on their profiles they're male, if you want to shag a bloke or be shagged by a bloke, even one with fake tits, that's your choice and good luck to you, just don't try to make out they're girls.

Gender:   Male TV/TS
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Just genuinely wanting to hear from guys who have had first time experiences with ts escorts and if they found it difficult. Genuine question and thought a punting forum would be a good place to ask about punting??? As you say other members on here have posted about ts girls which I have been reading and don't seem to get this level of stick.

So no I'm not a troll and if people have a problem with the content of this post then why bother yourselves over it? Stick to advising and reviewing female escorts for which we are all grateful. I appreciate it may not be everyones cup of tea, but I am trying to get advice from other first timers of ts girls to make a decision as to whether it is right for me or whether I should just go and book another female.

Did you even read my post? I couldn't care less what your sexuality is.

But your question has nothing to do with punting. You asked for tips on receiving anal sex. What does this have to do with booking a TS escort? You don't want advice about the punt, you want advice on anal training. I suggested places on the Internet where you can find the information you seek. I do not believe you will find it here (so far I have been proven right).

You can review a TS, ask questions about a TS, ask for recommendations about a TS. You aren't asking for any of that. You're asking if taking it up the shitter hurts. 1. The answer is obviously yes 2. For further information about how much it hurts, ask in a place where people are likely to know  :wacko:

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Just genuinely wanting to hear from guys who have had first time experiences with ts escorts and if they found it difficult. Genuine question and thought a punting forum would be a good place to ask about punting??? As you say other members on here have posted about ts girls which I have been reading and don't seem to get this level of stick.

So no I'm not a troll and if people have a problem with the content of this post then why bother yourselves over it? Stick to advising and reviewing female escorts for which we are all grateful. I appreciate it may not be everyones cup of tea, but I am trying to get advice from other first timers of ts girls to make a decision as to whether it is right for me or whether I should just go and book another female.

I'm pretty sure no one could care less whether you want to shag blokes or not ... it's the insistence that they're not blokes and/or it's not gay that winds people up.

Have you ever been present at the birth of a baby? Do you know how the sex of the baby is determined? If it has a cock and balls it's  boy ... if it has a vagina it's a girl. Presence or absence of silicone fake tits is not a factor used in the determination.

Offline HARD-FUCK

Did you even read my post? I couldn't care less what your sexuality is.

But your question has nothing to do with punting. You asked for tips on receiving anal sex. What does this have to do with booking a TS escort? You don't want advice about the punt, you want advice on anal training. I suggested places on the Internet where you can find the information you seek. I do not believe you will find it here (so far I have been proven right).

You can review a TS, ask questions about a TS, ask for recommendations about a TS. You aren't asking for any of that. You're asking if taking it up the shitter hurts. 1. The answer is obviously yes 2. For further information about how much it hurts, ask in a place where people are likely to know  :wacko:


Did you even read my post???

I'm asking ts FIRST TIMERS (which none of you are) how they found their first experience with a ts escort and if after their first time they would advise not just going straight in there without some kind of practise.  I'm asking here because there are first time ts punters on here who are likely to know because this is a punting website - not just for f/m punts.

Furthermore I bothered to list some potential escorts from AW so if anyone had experience good or bad with any of them they could comment.

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Offline Don Quixote

Thank you!

Some people seem to be worrying themselves over this post even though they have nothing to add
The banter on here can be particularly robust, so with respect, you'll either need to develop a thicker skin or re-think being a member. It has to be said that your intial post had all the hallmarks of a wind-up, but if you're genuine then good luck to you.

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OP you keep referring to these as she or girls, they aren't they're blokes or men or male whatever you want to call them. They even state on their profiles they're male, if you want to shag a bloke or be shagged by a bloke, even one with fake tits, that's your choice and good luck to you, just don't try to make out they're girls.

Gender:   Male TV/TS

Of course they state they are male TS because they haven't fully transitioned to female - i.e they still have a cock and balls!

The same way some state Female TS because they are females that haven't fully transitioned to male.


I know they are blokes underneath - as you say the cock and balls are a giveaway. However, they are more female than male compared to your normal bloke with a beard and obviously male features -  and I'm only considering ones that could easily fool you if you were out on the pull in a club.

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External Link/Members Only

As a parting gift, here is the information you seek.  :thumbsup: as I said, it has nothing to do with punting.

Thanks for coming




Offline Don Quixote

:crazy:..not just a river in Egypt then
I see what you did there; clever!

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Goodbye!

Probably will be soon, till you come back with another Troll Nic, what will your next thread be, bareback  :unknown: