Author Topic: Sexy Irish Milf of near Waterlooville Hampshire  (Read 6029 times)


3 review(s) for Sexy Irish Milf (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

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Extras £50. Worth reading the irrational text on her profile about the extras but no metter, she was open to my advances!
I had not realised the size of the extras before I booked already but I had a fabulous time.

Emails for contact OK but she only send me 4 digits from her postcode and my satnav needed all 6 to make a destination, she then sent the full postcode with instructions where to park. All OK. Not IN Waterlooville but in a village close by. Allow time. I confirmed on the day and set off using WAZE. I was early to arrive and that was fine.

I was stunned. Great smile, great welcome, chatty Irish brogue but what whoppers and they were not floppy, but firm and ripe like the cherries I gave her but bigger! To me they looked like more than 40 inched and large. Although I said not to dress up she was bursting out of her bra and also wore suspenders, knickers and stockings. All off very soon but she kept on her stockings. Slim down below, slight belly but not in any way a BBW down below although the rear view was great. Her glasses not a problem

She asked me to wash or shower after my hot drive and even then wetwiped mister happy.

I said no to a massage and said I preferred a snog and embrace.

She smelled and tasted fruity from her own cleaning and disinfecting work.

Standing up snog snog feel feel and as usual mister happy soon rose to the occasion.

She did have plenty to say in her anecdotal chatty Irish mode but I kept her mouth full. Snog snog. I could not get both nipples into my mouth at the same time, that is how firm they were. I went down on her and she tasted or orange. I sucked and fingered until she writhed and moaned and orgasmed. I offered her a taste of her own juices, laughter.

I got another laugh when I asked if she was vegetarian and off she went, an Irish Dyson. This was one of the best blows I ever had, she edged and edged and broght me back from the brink. Then 69 with her on top and I sucked and held her boobs while she sucked. Heaven.

I asked her want position and she said doggy so up I went and in an edged her for ages and then over in to mish so I could snog at the same time. In the end I had past the point of coming so pulled out and asked for her suggestions. She leaned over me and tucked mister happy between her boobs and oiled him. At the same time she sucked and rubbed and tugged, all gently and for ages until I came buckets all over her and at my request she licked my lollipop clean. (More giggles).

This was one of the next ever in recent times. Skilled, enthusiastic and younger than her years in looks and behaviour.

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Offline mh

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Extras £50. Worth reading the irrational text on her profile about the extras but no metter, she was open to my advances!

I'd never have seen that profile come up since I exclude bareback in all my searches, so I had never seen that ridiculous wording about charging for bareback just to discourage STI-infected teenagers from wanting to spunk in her. She clearly doesn't realise that the biggest growth in STIs right now is among the over-50s...

Did the £50 get you the unique "eyeball cum" service, or only bareback?  :sarcastic:

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"eyeball cum" service


 :lol:, I remembered a local girl (before I used to punt). Had this happen to her, several times.   

After that point she stopped doing free blow job, in the park.

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I'd never have seen that profile come up since I exclude bareback in all my searches, so I had never seen that ridiculous wording about charging for bareback just to discourage STI-infected teenagers from wanting to spunk in her. She clearly doesn't realise that the biggest growth in STIs right now is among the over-50s...

Did the £50 get you the unique "eyeball cum" service, or only bareback?

I did mention the irrational text re extras in my review. I did outline the grand finale in my review, no eyeball mess.

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I did mention the irrational text re extras in my review. I did outline the grand finale in my review, no eyeball mess.

Then unless you stayed overnight I'm none the wiser what you paid £50 for as the highest other extra for BB was £45!

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Then unless you stayed overnight I'm none the wiser what you paid £50 for as the highest other extra for BB was £45!
aha yes, I paid £45. My mistake.

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No, she does not look like ET, with or without her specs.

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Gross. Bareback and eyeball cum?. She's not right in the head.

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No, she does not look like ET, with or without her specs.

Her pictures say otherwise  :scare:

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No thank you h.p.
Each to thier own deffo not for me...

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do you think that she has a market for the over 50s who want BB?, they all must flock to her??

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Her reasoning is delusional. How can somebody be this ignorant?? Over 50s more likely to be married and not sleeping around? Except with her then? Does marriage protect against infectious diseases? YOU DON'T KNOW THEM FROM ADAM, THEY ARE SHAGGING YOU BARE LOVE  :dash:

Carrying on like this is going to end badly for her health. I guarantee it. Look how many feedback she has on AW, and that doesn't include all the guys calling her phone. You cannot play Russian roulette like that and win every time.

OP you are a very reckless geezer.

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 :vomit: have a look at her feedback, she has actually replied to a punter she cancelled on by saying she was very ill at hospital the night before. I dread to think what with.

Offline TallnHung

Great rack.
Shame about the frankly fucking stupid bareback!!!

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Someone called Paddy has joined and just reported that she had a car crash, perhaps she should have looked where she was going

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Someone called Paddy has joined and just reported that she had a car crash, perhaps she should have looked where she was going

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If you had cum in your eye you’d probably crash too  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Interesting, apart from the BB :(.  She's down in Bournemouth next weekend as well. Ticks all my boxes although is a tad larger than I normally go for although all is covered by the £100 hr, no extras.

The holiday in Bulgaria sounds a real steal for the price. Will def look into that further and ask questions if seen next w/end..

Thanks for the review HP :).

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Thanks for the review HP :).

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thanks for the kind words CS, note that my review was last summer, June 2017.

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thanks for the kind words CS, note that my review was last summer, June 2017.

Yep I did see James had resurrected it HP. I'd like to think she hasn't expanded that much since then. Her AW profile is active and reading her blog she's not been doing very well with her touring even in B'muff in Feb but is still coming back on the 20th so 2 weeks time not next w/end.

Will def try and get to see her. Those jugs look right up my street and are just asking for a cock between them. Fingers x'd it'll be mine :).

Thanks again ).