Been lurking for a few months, but thought I would break my posting duck with a couple of reviews of my most recent experiences starting with a fairly lousy experience at First Paradise in Fareham. My first, and last, visit to a massage parlor.
Price: £120 for one hour
Services: massage, OW, protected sex in doggy and missionary, HJ
Location: 1-2 minute walk from Fareham train station, in a run down looking block of flats.
Comms: When I first called to book everything seemed OK, called and checked availability for 1:30 and was told it was OK and to come on down. 1:15 comes and I get a phone call from the Madam barking "where are you?" After reiterating that I had booked for 1:30, she was OK, but it was clear that she had not been listening when I initially booked about 30 minutes prior.
The girl: Slim Chinese lady that I would put as early 40s. Not particularly attractive, but not ugly either. English was poor so any kind of conversation was rather awkward and difficult.
The service: Started with a fairly standard back massage, it was fairly light but never really sensual or erotic. Just a bog standard massage that lasted too long. Eventually was asked to turn over at which point she stopped to swig some mouthwash as she explained that she was a smoker so wanted to freshen her breath (though there was no kissing at all). After a quick bit of handywork to get me hard, it was on with the condom for some Oral, which felt pretty good to be fair, but lasted all of 60 seconds before she decided to invite me to fuck her in doggy for a few minutes before moving on to missionary, went in for a feel of her tits while doing this but was told they are "too sensitive."
After a while pounding away she starts doing the whole fake moaning etc while pulling the most ridiculous faces, was it meant to be erotic? I don't know but she looked like she was having a stroke, totally took me out of the moment as I had to try to stop myself from laughing. I had to pull out and asked her to jerk me off to completion, which to be fair was pretty good.
Was offered more massage, but the experience was so poor I just wanted to leave.
Would I return? Despite the fact that these places usually change girls every week, I would say definitely not. Poor VFM and a lackluster service.
Think I will stick with traditional WGs.
Tel No: 07500 654299
