The Funniest AdultWork Profile Comment Ever?

[Don Quixote]

I was sitting quietly in the lounge with my beloved; she's watching some crap on the box and I am using my phone to browse AW. I find a new profile, read it, and then start pissing myself laughing, and of course she's keen for me to share the source of my amusement. I get myself of the hook by saying it's a text from a mate, so all is good.
Spot the comedy gold, but make sure that it's safe for you to laugh.

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[mrwhite]

It was the bit about the ex right?

[doodlecrazy]

It was the bit about the ex right?

That did have me likes! Haha!

A bit rambling but quite well written educated girl. If in Edinburgh I'd probably go for a massage

[scutty brown]

probably a Peterhead fishwife, hands hard from gutting herrings

[Courtney]

I was sitting quietly in the lounge with my beloved

...excuse me while I go and be sick.

[Don Quixote]

It was the bit about the ex right?

Yup, it certainly is.

[Zeusthedoc]

Remarkably coherent - a good laugh too

[TommyMoundfrigger]

...excuse me while I go and be sick.

Another comment that contributes nothing to the forum.
Go back and read all of your contributions and see how much you have actually added positively.

[Courtney]

Another comment that contributes nothing to the forum.
Go back and read all of your contributions and see how much you have actually added positively.

Fair enough though to the OP .....the profile was quite funny.

BTW...you seem to be a bit gullible these days to trolling newcomers Piper, at least I can tell what a real moron with a trash review looks like.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=144545.msg1591825#msg1591825

P.S. ....other members think I contribute very well, thank you very much.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=138126.msg1613823#msg1613823

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Fair enough though to the OP .....the profile was quite funny.

BTW...you seem to be a bit gullible these days to trolling newcomers Piper, at least I can tell what a real moron with a trash review looks like.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=144545.msg1591825#msg1591825

P.S. ....other members think I contribute very well, thank you very much.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=138126.msg1613823#msg1613823

Talking in riddles.

Nothing positive.

[Courtney]

Talking in riddles.

Nothing positive.

...yeah..go back to sleep mate. Use the report button over there if you find nothing "positive". ------->

[Happyjose]

So, there's a slight chance her ex might burst in demanding to see receipts for the toys

Sign me up

[FSFlaps]

Spot the comedy gold

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spot the twat who has changed her AW profile name too many times and has had to re-invent one .... she is pain in the arse screwball ...

[Don Quixote]

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spot the twat who has changed her AW profile name too many times and has had to re-invent one .... she is pain in the arse screwball ...

Sorry, I don't follow. Are you saying that they are one and the same person?

[FSFlaps]

I suspect that is the case ...