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External Link/Members OnlyI booked her for a 90 minute session about 6 weeks ago and have been thinking about the session since then and deciding what to do.
We met at a dayuse hotel near Euston, which was convenient and didn't need a key for the lifts.
She was on time, joined me in a glass of wine, but it went downhill from there as she announced that there will be no OWO, I let this pass as she does list CIM & Swallow on her at discretion column, so I asked about these options as she was lapping on my covered erection & she went balistic on me. Accusing me of being disrespectful and being a chancer and saying that she could no longer continue the meeting. At this point we were 25 minutes into a 90 minute meet and she stands up and starts to get dressed; I politely enquire about a partial refund and the tirade starts again. It served its desired purpose, making me want to get rid of her, damn the money.
She grabs her bag and the remainder of her stuff and storms out, I sit on the edge of the bed wondering what just happened, I pour myself another glass of wine and try to process the last half hour, then I start to get dressed and get all my shit together.
This is when I am unable to find my punting phone, which is a year old Samsung Galaxy 6, which i relegated to this duty when I got a new iPhone 7, I look everywhere for it and it is nowhere to be found, I had it before she arrived, as I texted her the room number. So I call the number of my punting phone, and she answers, I recognize her voice and ask her to return the phone and that I will wait for her. She immediately hangs up.
45 minutes later I find a public phone, has anyone noticed how expensive these things are now, and call her work phone, she answers and I ask her why she took my phone and, would you believe it, she starts screaming at me for invading her privacy.
So, there you have it, after around 18 years of punting on three continents, my absolute worst punt ever.