Date: Friday 16th lunchtime.
Booked to see Yo Yo after reading a review of her a week or so ago so thought I would give it a try. The place is in the middle of a shopping parade that spans the Robin Hood island with parking in front.
Called in giving about 20 mins notice and was seen by Yo Yo who is probably mid 40's wearing a summer dress with leggings. I would say she certainly isn't slim about 5ft2 and a size 10-12. Her English sucks which is poor.
Was shown in to a room and asked for a 30min massage, the extra of HE and B2B was offered straight away (25 massage + 20 HE + 20 B2B), her tits were looking tasty through the dress so thought why not give it a go and go for the B2B. She left the room whilst I removed my clothes to stash the cash and was swiftly back to begin.
This is where it began to go down hill. The massage was pretty poor, I do like nice and firm but with a decent massage you expect them to gradually increase the pressure not start kneading your back in random places without any rhythm and full pelt straight away. At this point she was still in her dress but had removed the leggings and was sitting on my back grinding her pussy on my arse which was nice but not pleasant when she is kneading your vertebrae. Another off putting experience was her heavy wheezing breathe, not sexy at all.
Anyway once I rolled over she turned her back and removed the dress, and this is where the deception lies, she wears a heavily padded bra so when she did turn around the titties (which arent bad tbh) were certainly not the same size they were advertised in the dress.
On with the B2B which was also very bad, which smaller tits doesnt really work especially as she does have a bit of a belly and that rubs on you first which kind of doesnt work. As a positive she has amazing soft skin and a lovely wet pussy that she doesnt mind you fingering.
On with the HE which was reasonable, she plays with the balls and also tickles the anus which is a nice touch, her moaning whilst being fingered might be fake but worked for me as I unleashed on her hand and up her arm. This was followed by a wipe down with some wet wipes, got dressed and left drained but certainly not with a massive smile on my face. 45 would have been reasonable but the false advertising for the B2B which was shit ruined it for me unfortunately.
