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Offline Harryson

Yes, I’ve been a few times. 100% legit offering with no hint of extras. However, she is one of the best therapists around, IMO, so well worth going if you are needing a strong massage.

Offline KingCrowley

Any recommendations for a decent massage with a footjob ending around Kings Cross tomorrow? I was planning to see Linda in Bayswater but she is away at the moment. Thanks in advance

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Texted enquiry about available massage options received quote for 60/120 for 30/60 mins of sex, owo, massage, no kiss.
Popped round but the middle-aged Thai lady that opened the door was a little skittish, was not dressed to impress and didn't have looks that were easily admired so apologised and left.  No sign of the cleavage either.

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Recently had another lovely visit with Tina at Leisure Suite (External Link/Members Only). Definitely no clock watching and as a petite Asian GND aficionado, she's just about perfect.

Offline Murphy87

Has anyone been to see Sky in Covent Garden? I'm intrigued.

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Has anyone been to see Sky in Covent Garden? I'm intrigued.

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If you didn't before asking, it's always worth doing a search on here first. Stick furanomassage into the search box.

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There are times I'm tempted to set up a Let Me UKPunting That For You website... :lol:

Offline Mikeb

Has anyone been to see Sky in Covent Garden? I'm intrigued.

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She used to do B2B etc but has gone legit apparently. She used to have profiles on Massagesme and sensualmassages if I recall correctly.

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If you didn't before asking, it's always worth doing a search on here first. Stick furanomassage into the search box.

I did do this before posting and nothing came up for me, which why I put it here. Possibly did it wrong....but didn't jump in without trying. Appreciate the help, pal.  :cool:

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One for deeper pockets to try:
Ukrainian Luina
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120ph for "Tantric massage is very erotic, during the massage you can touch me, massage me gently, hug me and gently kiss my body except privates.
I will start with proper massage to relax your muscles and then do the erotic part."

OWO +50
FS +100

Though the physical package on offer isn't exactly premier league.   :dash:
But hey!  Slava Ukraini!  Maybe she's funding drone purchases.

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Anyone have intel on this lady - External Link/Members Only - she has that Eastern European look that I like. Text her but she gave nothing away, I am tempted to TOFTT.

Curiosity got the better of me on this one. Had an outcall with her, 80 for an hour. She asked for extra 50 for HR and 100 for B2B. Wouldn't budge on the prices. Not sure if anyone else here has seen her but 180 pounds for a b2b session is wild.

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Recently noticed in South Wimbledon (postcode sent) in block near tube.  Several VS ads also linked to same address but at 110/120/130ph price points about various Oriental hotties using a few numbers.

If you're going to check out this lot check the ads and respond to the cheapest and confirm services and extras.

Gumtree response was 90ph and supposedly included FS, RO, OW but OWO +10.  Called on another day and pricing only included b2b/HR.  Possibly can bargain depending on dearth of business.

English was accented but ok to discuss options.
Pics sent via WhatsApp suspect.

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Saw this one recently.
80 for 30 minutes. Lovely tight body. Fantastic c cup breasts and big nipples. Stripped at the start. Fairly erotic massage (ie don't expect any aches to be addressed), and then fairly quickly to cc swipes. Some prostate massage, and some body slides.... And with the flip, more massage, and body slides. Stood up and turned around on the massage table and teased my cock while I was staring up at her pussy from below.
Finished the job fairly quickly by sitting down on my chest, while being close to my face but clearly controlling access.
Worth a visit if you want a competent sexy HR/b2b from a very tight Ukrainian women.

Offline lazydog87

I have been trying to find info on this lady anybody got nay? I have tried communicating but very slow, maybe she has another job?

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I have been trying to find info on this lady anybody got nay? I have tried communicating but very slow, maybe she has another job?

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She's also on here - External Link/Members Only and OnlyFans

Offline lazydog87

Thank you. I think I will give it a go tonight but I have a feeling it's more to sell her OF

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She's also on here - External Link/Members Only and OnlyFans

Seems to be one of a raft of newbies on that site titillating one with Only Fans  content. 

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I have been trying to find info on this lady anybody got nay? I have tried communicating but very slow, maybe she has another job?

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She's also on MR
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Astounding chebbage
OilyTW potential not much

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Only just noticed this thread  :dash:
A well pukka thread, thx @sparkus  :hi:
Looking forward to scrolling through 21 pages or so

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Only just noticed this thread  :dash:
A well pukka thread, thx @sparkus  :hi:
Looking forward to scrolling through 21 pages or so

I've not enjoyed any indie FBSM action in years. Must rectify that.

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The two women look amazing tbh, street view shows a pharmacy where their listed address is so I'm curious...

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The two women look amazing tbh, street view shows a pharmacy where their listed address is so I'm curious...

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She is a good one. Poor massage but great boobs, naturals. She also does oral, but protected.


Offline rods_n_cones

First meet with one of the Osterley girls, Amanda in Northfields.  Is she in her 50s? Almost certainly.  Does she have at least one kid?  Definitely.  Does she have grandkids? Probably.  That said, she keeps herself in pretty damn good shape considering her age.  A few stretch marks and a little extra fat on her belly but otherwise a very nice shape to her.  Butt is reasonable although a bit flat, a big of sag to her A/B cup boobs, long black hair and a face that was probably a lot hotter when she was younger.

She does not waste time, that's for sure.  She sensed I was game, so stockings were off in 10 minutes, dress in 15, knickers and bra in 20.  Flipped after 15 minutes.  She let me suckle her sagging boobs which I think she really enjoyed because when I got two knuckles deep in her pussy, she was very wet (after which she said no fingering, or at least that's what I think she said; her English is atrocious).  About 25 minutes in she moved into 69 for the wank and I blew shortly after while munching on her stubbly box.  Not my most amazing performance, but I'll take it.

I think she tried to revive junior after her shower with a lower body massage that we never really got to the first go around, but he was having none.  Younger punters, if you don't mind a fit Asian granny and you hustle things along, you're likely to get two pops in.

Anyway, I'd say a positive experience with my first certified Chinese GILF.  Full review to come...

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Think I need to pay these Osterley girls a visit even though it is a bit far out. I'll have to look around for a link and see if Amanda is working soon.

Just read your review, great stuff. Was hoping the 69 was a blowy too but sounds like a great punt either way.

First meet with one of the Osterley girls, Amanda in Northfields.  Is she in her 50s? Almost certainly.  Does she have at least one kid?  Definitely.  Does she have grandkids? Probably.  That said, she keeps herself in pretty damn good shape considering her age.  A few stretch marks and a little extra fat on her belly but otherwise a very nice shape to her.  Butt is reasonable although a bit flat, a big of sag to her A/B cup boobs, long black hair and a face that was probably a lot hotter when she was younger.

She does not waste time, that's for sure.  She sensed I was game, so stockings were off in 10 minutes, dress in 15, knickers and bra in 20.  Flipped after 15 minutes.  She let me suckle her sagging boobs which I think she really enjoyed because when I got two knuckles deep in her pussy, she was very wet (after which she said no fingering, or at least that's what I think she said; her English is atrocious).  About 25 minutes in she moved into 69 for the wank and I blew shortly after while munching on her stubbly box.  Not my most amazing performance, but I'll take it.

I think she tried to revive junior after her shower with a lower body massage that we never really got to the first go around, but he was having none.  Younger punters, if you don't mind a fit Asian granny and you hustle things along, you're likely to get two pops in.

Anyway, I'd say a positive experience with my first certified Chinese GILF.  Full review to come...
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Offline rods_n_cones

There was no BJ, she was just in 69 position so I could eat her out while she was jacking me off (for a short time, unfortunately!)

I don't want to oversell Amanda; she is definitely ready, willing and able, and if you've got better game than me I assume you can have fun with her for the full 60 minutes and get up to all sorts of shenanigans.  However, she is no spring chicken, so if youth is important to you, you might look elsewhere.

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Saw this chick.

Price was £130 for one hour. Professional massage then B2B and HE. Foot fetish was allowed and included in the price. I didn’t enquire about any other extras.

It’s the girl in the pics. Zero make up on so doesn’t look anywhere near as good. Big natural tits which looked a little saggy.

Overall underwhelming experience, though she did do a good job of alleviating the pain in my neck and shoulder after injuring myself in a lapdance at a strip pub recently.

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Offline Murphy87

Texted today. Going tomorrow for 1 hr B2B with HE for £100. Will report back

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Looks interesting and quite close to work for me so might give her a try soon. Thanks

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Looks interesting and quite close to work for me so might give her a try soon. Thanks

No probs, if you go please let us know.

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Offline Saltnpepper

It's a bait and switch Chinese flat.

No, I actually took the plunge on this one and boy oh boy I was glad I did. Massive tits and the massage was top notch. I'll review soon.

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No, I actually took the plunge on this one and boy oh boy I was glad I did. Massive tits and the massage was top notch. I'll review soon.

Actually I am wrong, I got mixed up with another joint who constantly put ads up. Looking forward to your review.
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No, I actually took the plunge on this one and boy oh boy I was glad I did. Massive tits and the massage was top notch. I'll review soon.

Was it just a massage + HR?  Other extras offered/priced on arrival despite what's on the advert?

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Actually I am wrong, I got mixed up with another joint who constantly put ads up. Looking forward to your review.

No probs buddy

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Was it just a massage + HR?  Other extras offered/priced on arrival despite what's on the advert?

It was with B2B massage and HR I did 30 mins, I'm quite new to the massage game so please excuse me if I get certain terms muddled up.

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It was with B2B massage and HR I did 30 mins, I'm quite new to the massage game so please excuse me if I get certain terms muddled up.

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Decided to drop by this older lass when passing by recently, encouraged by reviews ( :drinks:).  Was also listed in VS at the time.

Photos are true to the portly bird you meet.  She is not thicc, she is fat with an over-hanging pot and a developing fupa necessitating a bit of a rummage to part the way to her puss.  Pleasant demeanour, good English.  Flat clean and tidy if a little cluttered with furniture in the lounge/treatment room.  Once on premises she offers either protected FS+OW in her bedroom or massage+HR options on table, no distinction in price.  No mix and match.  Use of hot oil and hot stones to her credit but her actual massage technique was pretty unimpressive, not actually working tension she identified.  She will take pleasure from your digits dipping and drenching but doesn't actually do much of a skilled job with the HR.

Disappointing and not VFM based on this encounter.

Found another Brazilian matron in the same area who is much more amenable to mutual pleasure and also has a massage table (and certificate on the wall).  Will return to fully sample before reporting.



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Yes, though not recent - Neutral.

Must have been 60 minutes but vague memory that FS was £60 or £80 additional cost so total was £120 or £140.

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About a ten minute walk from the railway station - all uphill! Residential street with loads of cars parked - no restrictions seen.
Terraced style house set back one row of houses from road. Access via an alley - felt suburban safe - surrounding houses laid out around a communal green space - it means as you walk up there's a lot of potential for others to notice your coming and going.

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Basic residential address, yapping dog(s?) were shut in another part of the house.
Upstairs, shower offered in a very basic bathroom. Spare bedroom with combination of cushions on floor - seem to remember there was a massage table folded up but not in use(?) - think she bolted the door once we were inside the room.

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Opened door, dressed down in leggings and sweatshirt. Eastern European, in her thirties, 5'5", short hair, curvy figure with additional pounds in a few places. Started out quite brusque but became friendlier across time. I don't think that photo is of her but may be wrong ...she was dressed down when I saw her - maybe it is her but very glammed up/filtered.

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FS - arranged/agreed before massage started.
Started with a very mediocre massage - no evidence of any training - before turnover and a slow OWO, SP stripped off, put a condom on and slow CG to finish. No rush, full time used.

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Yes, though not recent - Neutral.

Must have been 60 minutes but vague memory that FS was £60 or £80 additional cost so total was £120 or £140.

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About a ten minute walk from the railway station - all uphill! Residential street with loads of cars parked - no restrictions seen.
Terraced style house set back one row of houses from road. Access via an alley - felt suburban safe - surrounding houses laid out around a communal green space - it means as you walk up there's a lot of potential for others to notice your coming and going.

Accomm
Basic residential address, yapping dog(s?) were shut in another part of the house.
Upstairs, shower offered in a very basic bathroom. Spare bedroom with combination of cushions on floor - seem to remember there was a massage table folded up but not in use(?) - think she bolted the door once we were inside the room.

SP
Opened door, dressed down in leggings and sweatshirt. Eastern European, in her thirties, 5'5", short hair, curvy figure with additional pounds in a few places. Started out quite brusque but became friendlier across time. I don't think that photo is of her but may be wrong ...she was dressed down when I saw her - maybe it is her but very glammed up/filtered.

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FS - arranged/agreed before massage started.
Started with a very mediocre massage - no evidence of any training - before turnover and a slow OWO, SP stripped off, put a condom on and slow CG to finish. No rush, full time used.

Recommend Not on what I experienced
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Oh wow thanks for the info Diver Ted I think I'll give this a swerve then as I do like a good massage. Appreciate it.

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Jessica, Thai, Mitcham.

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She advertises infrequently and briefly when she's not working elsewhere in a "legit" shop.  Comms very intermittent.  Works from her own place which is the main reception room of a 2-up-2-down terrace in Mitcham.  Sturdy, electric powered massage table though no apparent heating pad.  Clean laminate flooring, plenty of space.  She prefers to keep the off/way down low.  Curtain halves the room from her cluttered sleeping area.

Attractive faced, tubby Thai matron with a good few inches of belly, shapeless ass and dry, smooth skin.  Around 5'2 and 40+.  Possibly fake tits as they are a little hard  but full in the hand, tipped with mid-brown nubs not particularly responsive nor a source of pleasure for her.  English is pretty good and she'll engage in conversation.  "Typical" divorced/separated Thai that's been here for years.
If she puts a condom on the table she's up for sucking and a ride, if she doesn't you may get a pretty artless b2b that she may not want to remove her underwear for with no particular enthusiasm, sensuality or creativity in using her body to excite you.  Unshaved below.  No RO allowed, limited external diddling permitted.  OWO may be available but will cost more than 20 extra though skills and brevity don't warrant it.  No A play.  Everything must be done silently to avoid housemate becoming aware.  Very much a YMMDV.

Strong hands but massage wasn't characteristically Thai and not skilled enough for the price.  Uses up about half the time on massage before a few light touches to sac suggest the transition, didn't get any more sensual.  Ultimately, if she's in the mood, a perfunctory fuck if you must drain the sac for 80 quid.  Plenty of other (better) options in nearby areas of Croydon, Streatham, Tooting, Wimbledon et al.
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Jessica, Thai, Mitcham.

Thanks to Saltnpepper for capturing ad details  :drinks: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=409630.0

She advertises infrequently and briefly when she's not working elsewhere in a "legit" shop.  Comms very intermittent.  Works from her own place which is the main reception room of a 2-up-2-down terrace in Mitcham.  Sturdy, electric powered massage table though no apparent heating pad.  Clean laminate flooring, plenty of space.  She prefers to keep the off/way down low.  Curtain halves the room from her cluttered sleeping area.

Attractive faced, tubby Thai matron with a good few inches of belly, shapeless ass and dry, smooth skin.  Around 5'2 and 40+.  Possibly fake tits as they are a little hard  but full in the hand, tipped with mid-brown nubs not particularly responsive nor a source of pleasure for her.  English is pretty good and she'll engage in conversation.  "Typical" divorced/separated Thai that's been here for years.
If she puts a condom on the table she's up for sucking and a ride, if she doesn't you may get a pretty artless b2b that she may not want to remove her underwear for with no particular enthusiasm, sensuality or creativity in using her body to excite you.  Unshaved below.  No RO allowed, limited external diddling permitted.  OWO may be available but will cost more than 20 extra though skills and brevity don't warrant it.  No A play.  Everything must be done silently to avoid housemate becoming aware.  Very much a YMMDV.

Strong hands but massage wasn't characteristically Thai and not skilled enough for the price.  Uses up about half the time on massage before a few light touches to sac suggest the transition, didn't get any more sensual.  Ultimately, if she's in the mood, a perfunctory fuck if you must drain the sac for 80 quid.  Plenty of other (better) options in nearby areas of Croydon, Streatham, Tooting, Wimbledon et al.

Nice one LL, spot on especially about her shapeless arse 😆