Now, I love a good FBSM, and an authentic nuru massage is as rare as a brass monkey’s bollocks! So many girls state (lie!) that they do nuru, but just use ordinary massage oil or even goddamn Johnson’s
Baby Oil. Thanks to good ol’ UKP reviews, I discovered a real nuru masseuse (with extras!) in Classy Mia, whom I’ve visited several times already this year.
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External Link/Members OnlyLogistics:I’ve found Mia hard to pin down. She’s independent, and so she’s never answered her mobile when I’ve tried, but eventually responds to texts, hours later. I also had to resort to organising one meeting via AW messaging, which took several days of back-and-forth. So, for me, she’s never been a last minute punt, but I’ve had to book her usually a day or two in advance.
Location:Mia works from her a well-kept and spacious rented flat, which is a 5 minute walk south of Bounds Green tube station. I’ve usually parked for free on the road (which is only controlled for two hours between 1000-1200 on week days). The block has a discrete side entrance, away from the main road.
Looks:Mia is not necessarily a head-turner, but I do find her attractive as a MILF. She is certainly the girl in the photos (below) … and you can appreciate that she is a tad stout, but in a firm and muscular way, as opposed to fat … chunky tits, chunky ass, chunky thighs … all good as far as I’m concerned.
Services:I’ve seen Mia for both her signature nuru and hot stone massages, which have cost £100 and £70 per hour respectively. As Mia is a WG otherwise, every session of course includes full services, but I’ve never requested more than OWO to finish, and so can’t comment beyond the post-massage oral relief.
Nuru MassageBeing the real nuru deal, Mia uses the proper Japanese seaweed-based nuru gel, which she tells me costs £25 per bottle, which is used entirely for one B2B massage, hence the extra charge for nuru. Fair enough! Nuru gel also requires warming, which she prepares before each booked appointment.
The session starts with a shower together, I believe to get our bodies properly cleaned and warmed for the nuru slipping and sliding. The cubicle is a bit pokey, and the assisted shower isn’t particularly sensual, although I do get to soap up her tits and ass, and she does the same with my back and butt … but sadly leaves my inevitable erection alone.
The nuru massage is carried out on a rubber sheet on a double bed. I lie prone, and Mia drips hot gel down my back, sack and crack, and over my legs. She then gloriously slips and slides all over ... Mia probably has a method and routine, but I just lie there in bliss, variously feeling her firm hands, strong arms, heavy tits, soft belly, stubbly pussy and thick thighs … all slather all over me. She also turns around, and uses her gelled ass for some neat back-sliding, slipping up-and-down between my shoulders to legs. Nuru gel can get chilly within minutes, but Mia ensures she keeps lots of hot stuff always flowing between us. For a FBSM guy, nothing beats nuru B2B massage!
Probably half-way through the session, Mia asks me to turn around, and sits astride me cowgirl (but cock and pussy inches apart). She slaps hot gel all over my front, and drips it down her deep cleavage, allowing me it massage it over her soft tits. And again, she slips and slides all over, forwards, backwards, sideways, back-to-front and up-side-down … this time I can not only feel but also see her use her every body part against every one of mine (including moments of tit-wanking and bum-wanking). Mia gets face to face quite a bit, and we lip-kiss a few times, but I don't push this further. During all this, she also allows me to fondle her body all over, and my hands naturally gravitate to slip-and-slide over her tits and ass.
With probably 10 minutes to go, Mia then checks that OWO is all I want and nothing more. By this time, I’m desperate to unload anyway! She wet-wipes my goods dry, removing all the gel … and then starts much-needed-by-this-point oral relief. This is good … Mia slobbers and spits everywhere inbetween my legs, keeping up eye contact, alternately suckles each testicle, licks her wet tongue up-and-down my shaft, gobbles my tip and sucks down most of my length. Her hands are also still massaging the residual nuru gel around my stomach, thighs and gooch. I doubt I last more than a few minutes by this time. I warn her that I’m about to cum, as I know she doesn’t do CIM … quite skilfully she seems to sense the approach of my first spurt, and pops off my cock just in time for me to shoot in to the air. She then continues to wank/massage the rest of my cum out. Once done, Mia wet-wipes me clean, and she then spends usually another 5 minutes or so lying by my side, bodies still gelled together, chatting, cuddling and winding me down.
After another shower (defo needed, as nuru gel leaves a sticky residue … you won't be able to explain that away to the OH!), we sort out the cash and parts ways until the next time. I should say that Mia does not clock-watch at all … each time I’ve visited, I’ve always been there for at least an extra 20 minutes, as there’s always been friendly chat and banter before and after the hour’s massage, which has always been for a full hour and no less.
Hot Stone MassageI report on this for fellow massage connoisseurs. This is a proper massage, and Mia conducts this on a professional massage table with face-hole. The hot stones are prepared before your arrival, and are used to provide an actual therapeutic hand/stone massage to your back, ass and legs … and then a little bit to your front. Not sensual as such, but actually quite soothing and relaxing, if you like that sort of thing. There are no marks left on your body (as towels are placed as barriers to the hot stones). The extras are of course still on offer, so near the end of the hour, we adjourn to the bed for OWO as above. I guess the timings would be different if you wanted more services for the £70.
Conclusion:Mia is currently my only nuru girl … I love nuru … so she can only be
Positive, and indeed I've become a regular. Although I'd be happy with HR from any FBSM girl, the bonus for me with Mia is that she does good OWO (and more, if you want).
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