Author Topic: Classy Mia (Nuru / Hot Stone Massages, OWO) in London N22 (Bounds Green)  (Read 8801 times)


10 review(s) for Classy Mia (7 positive, 3 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline tantraman

Now, I love a good FBSM, and an authentic nuru massage is as rare as a brass monkey’s bollocks! So many girls state (lie!) that they do nuru, but just use ordinary massage oil or even goddamn Johnson’s Baby Oil. Thanks to good ol’ UKP reviews, I discovered a real nuru masseuse (with extras!) in Classy Mia, whom I’ve visited several times already this year.

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Logistics:
I’ve found Mia hard to pin down. She’s independent, and so she’s never answered her mobile when I’ve tried, but eventually responds to texts, hours later. I also had to resort to organising one meeting via AW messaging, which took several days of back-and-forth. So, for me, she’s never been a last minute punt, but I’ve had to book her usually a day or two in advance.

Location:
Mia works from her a well-kept and spacious rented flat, which is a 5 minute walk south of Bounds Green tube station. I’ve usually parked for free on the road (which is only controlled for two hours between 1000-1200 on week days). The block has a discrete side entrance, away from the main road.

Looks:
Mia is not necessarily a head-turner, but I do find her attractive as a MILF. She is certainly the girl in the photos (below) … and you can appreciate that she is a tad stout, but in a firm and muscular way, as opposed to fat … chunky tits, chunky ass, chunky thighs … all good as far as I’m concerned.

Services:
I’ve seen Mia for both her signature nuru and hot stone massages, which have cost £100 and £70 per hour respectively. As Mia is a WG otherwise, every session of course includes full services, but I’ve never requested more than OWO to finish, and so can’t comment beyond the post-massage oral relief.
Nuru Massage
Being the real nuru deal, Mia uses the proper Japanese seaweed-based nuru gel, which she tells me costs £25 per bottle, which is used entirely for one B2B massage, hence the extra charge for nuru. Fair enough! Nuru gel also requires warming, which she prepares before each booked appointment.
The session starts with a shower together, I believe to get our bodies properly cleaned and warmed for the nuru slipping and sliding. The cubicle is a bit pokey, and the assisted shower isn’t particularly sensual, although I do get to soap up her tits and ass, and she does the same with my back and butt … but sadly leaves my inevitable erection alone.
The nuru massage is carried out on a rubber sheet on a double bed. I lie prone, and Mia drips hot gel down my back, sack and crack, and over my legs. She then gloriously slips and slides all over ... Mia probably has a method and routine, but I just lie there in bliss, variously feeling her firm hands, strong arms, heavy tits, soft belly, stubbly pussy and thick thighs … all slather all over me. She also turns around, and uses her gelled ass for some neat back-sliding, slipping up-and-down between my shoulders to legs. Nuru gel can get chilly within minutes, but Mia ensures she keeps lots of hot stuff always flowing between us. For a FBSM guy, nothing beats nuru B2B massage!
Probably half-way through the session, Mia asks me to turn around, and sits astride me cowgirl (but cock and pussy inches apart). She slaps hot gel all over my front, and drips it down her deep cleavage, allowing me it massage it over her soft tits. And again, she slips and slides all over, forwards, backwards, sideways, back-to-front and up-side-down … this time I can not only feel but also see her use her every body part against every one of mine (including moments of tit-wanking and bum-wanking). Mia gets face to face quite a bit, and we lip-kiss a few times, but I don't push this further. During all this, she also allows me to fondle her body all over, and my hands naturally gravitate to slip-and-slide over her tits and ass.
With probably 10 minutes to go, Mia then checks that OWO is all I want and nothing more. By this time, I’m desperate to unload anyway! She wet-wipes my goods dry, removing all the gel … and then starts much-needed-by-this-point oral relief. This is good … Mia slobbers and spits everywhere inbetween my legs, keeping up eye contact, alternately suckles each testicle, licks her wet tongue up-and-down my shaft, gobbles my tip and sucks down most of my length. Her hands are also still massaging the residual nuru gel around my stomach, thighs and gooch. I doubt I last more than a few minutes by this time. I warn her that I’m about to cum, as I know she doesn’t do CIM … quite skilfully she seems to sense the approach of my first spurt, and pops off my cock just in time for me to shoot in to the air. She then continues to wank/massage the rest of my cum out. Once done, Mia wet-wipes me clean, and she then spends usually another 5 minutes or so lying by my side, bodies still gelled together, chatting, cuddling and winding me down.
After another shower (defo needed, as nuru gel leaves a sticky residue … you won't be able to explain that away to the OH!), we sort out the cash and parts ways until the next time. I should say that Mia does not clock-watch at all … each time I’ve visited, I’ve always been there for at least an extra 20 minutes, as there’s always been friendly chat and banter before and after the hour’s massage, which has always been for a full hour and no less.
Hot Stone Massage
I report on this for fellow massage connoisseurs. This is a proper massage, and Mia conducts this on a professional massage table with face-hole. The hot stones are prepared before your arrival, and are used to provide an actual therapeutic hand/stone massage to your back, ass and legs … and then a little bit to your front. Not sensual as such, but actually quite soothing and relaxing, if you like that sort of thing. There are no marks left on your body (as towels are placed as barriers to the hot stones). The extras are of course still on offer, so near the end of the hour, we adjourn to the bed for OWO as above. I guess the timings would be different if you wanted more services for the £70. 

Conclusion:
Mia is currently my only nuru girl … I love nuru … so she can only be Positive, and indeed I've become a regular. Although I'd be happy with HR from any FBSM girl, the bonus for me with Mia is that she does good OWO (and more, if you want).



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« Last Edit: June 17, 2017, 07:01:34 pm by tantraman »

Offline LLPunting

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Nice one Tantraman,
I saw Mia a few times a few years back for Hotstone and can totally echo it's a proper massage.   :thumbsup:
The extras afterwards for me weren't best as we didn't click that way, she didn't enjoy too much RO and she wasn't that energetic in sex so it didn't feel very passionate for me.  I would still say positive and recommend for those like OP who want a great masseuse who can deliver the extras and it will be a case of "how hot can it get" depending on your chemistry.   :thumbsup:
Mia speaks great English and chatting with her was very easy and friendly. Sadly at the time some idiot was making her life awkward so she was wary of punters.

Offline Bassman

I've never had any response from her. I've not seen her green light at on for a while/ever. Her numbers always showing, but like I said. Calls and texts go unanswered.


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Her Adult Wank feedback always puts me off seeing her. Bunch of gushing sad blokes declaring their undying love for some chunky looking old bird just makes me think fuck right off.

Offline nickleupip

She does enjoy giving a massage and she is definitely good at it. Question is do you really want an overweight woman sliding on top of you?

As far as sex is concerned, bear in mind, she does not enjoy it.

Offline MP778

thanks for the review, i saw her a couple years back just for normal full service and it was not too bad, just about positive.  looks like massage might be good.

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As far as sex is concerned, bear in mind, she does not enjoy it.

Does this come across at all during the session? I'm guessing it does. That's a shame. Less likely to book her now.

Offline tantraman

I've never had any response from her. I've not seen her green light at on for a while/ever. Her numbers always showing, but like I said. Calls and texts go unanswered.

Yeah ... Mia's comms have never been good. :dash: As I mentioned in my review, she's never answered calls to her mobile, and I've only ever managed to eventually connect via text or AW messaging ... and the to-and-fro can take hours or even days. This hasn't mattered to me too much, as I have always intended to book her days in advance.

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Yeah ... Mia's comms have never been good. :dash: As I mentioned in my review, she's never answered calls to her mobile, and I've only ever managed to eventually connect via text or AW messaging ... and the to-and-fro can take hours or even days. This hasn't mattered to me too much, as I have always intended to book her days in advance.

I usually like to book days in advance too. But never had a reply to a text. I may have messaged her on AW and never got a response either. In fact I'm sure I have. I'm. It fussed. I'd rather not fuck someone who is making it blatant she doesn't like it.

Offline dubhcarr

I like Mia something to do with Fkkn her and praying to jesus at the same time   :D

Offline nickleupip

Does this come across at all during the session? I'm guessing it does. That's a shame. Less likely to book her now.

It comes across in a sense that for example when she massages her eyes light up but any other intimacy and you can feel that she is just bearing it for the money. Uncomfortable during kissing, ro, touching and so on.

I understand that all wgs really do this for the money, but I want the girl to enjoy it too. Many do, and they are my regulars.

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It comes across in a sense that for example when she massages her eyes light up but any other intimacy and you can feel that she is just bearing it for the money. Uncomfortable during kissing, ro, touching and so on.

I understand that all wgs really do this for the money, but I want the girl to enjoy it too. Many do, and they are my regulars.

I'm with you on that. Seem to be hard to find though.

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Sadly, she has now left the uk. I never got to see her.. Shame... The search continues!!

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Sadly, she has now left the uk. I never got to see her.. Shame... The search continues!!

Oh dear. What are the sad blokes who were in love with her going to do now? She had quite the little fluffy fan club.

Maybe she can charge them for Skype chat?  :lol:

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Sadly, she has now left the uk. I never got to see her.. Shame... The search continues!!

Oh, that's a damn shame indeed! :( I'll now have to start my search again for that rare beast ... a proper nuru masseuse.

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Oh, that's a damn shame indeed! :( I'll now have to start my search again for that rare beast ... a proper nuru masseuse.

when you find 'the one' please make sure you share!! Cheers in advance  :thumbsup: