Ok decided to try a Thai girl. Kinda wish I'd had a wank instead would of saved my cash and used my left hand for a change.
External Link/Members Only0.5 hr Incall booking £80
Looks 9/10
Venue 9/10 simply to find nice size room, there was another person in the other room must of been sitting in silence as only heard them when she took cash out of room.
Services 4/10 everything was covered and she has kissing discretion on likes list, she pecked my nipple but anytime I tried for some lip action she turned away.
Communication 5/10. Emails were replied to the next day, phone is the way forward replays within minutes.
Value for money 4/10. Not really, gave me a 10 min massage that was focused more on my arse with baby oil, the amount of time she spent squeezing it she should of just taken the plunged and fucked it to break the boredom... As it would of atleast made an impression.
The blow job was covered and half hearted, after reading previous reviews that her skills were amazing I Was looking forward to the human dyson, more like a knacked Henry Hoover on its last legs, no suction no tongue action on the tip of the cock and never took more then a third down and seemed to be going thru the motions and rushing me on.
Sex was cowgirl with far to much lube, she should be tighter then she is at first glance, but she isn't, and seemed to be at some weird angle to stop me going balls deep, that lasted one minute, then missionary for 2 mins , then reverse cowgirl for 30 seconds which she was totally awful at as she was doing the weird angle thing again and nearly lost balance and fell off the bed, even that would of been more exciting. Then on to cowgirl again, she then gets off and says your time is up..... And try's to finish me off with a hand job, to this I say no get on my cock and make me cum.... Ride it like you own it.. She gets on and try's the slow shit again not this time love, I use the firmness of the bed to my advantage and managed to fuck the shit out of her and come within 2 minutes, she cleans me up and mumbles abit, I get dressed and I'm in out in 22 mins......
Would I book again, hell no, she is good looking, but everything is half hearted and mechanical, and there's no chemistry or banter as she will struggle to understand anything but basic English.....
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