Exciting Elle more like unexciting Elle, on tour Newcastle (city centre)

[Simmo87]

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Price £100 1 hour incall

Location. Chain hotel, with car parking 50m away


Comms, A bit ropey, reason probs to do with below review

About Elle, she is one of the girls in her gallery pictures. 

About the meet, I entered the room to find it a bit funky smelling, and looking like a bomb site from the gloom of the closed curtains. I sorted out the paper work and went for a shower. I should of made my excuses and left then but I thought I give Elle a chance. There was at least 6-8 used towels on the  batheroom floor.

Elle's GFE is Elle giving you a few light kisses then covering your cock in cold lube and wanking you off while avoiding eye contact, tried reverse oral she told me her clit was sore, tried fingering her told her fanny was sore.

mangered to get a bit of OWO from her, which she put a little bit of effort into, but was still lack lustere at best.

I couldnt be arsed anymore so I got her in doggy on the egde of the bed banged away from 10-15 mins till I came.

Cleaned up, and fucked off 15 mins early.

By the state of the bin and bathroom, I was the 4-5 punter that day (booking made for early afternoon)

Chance of me rebooking NIL 

[MasterChief]

Sorry you had a stinker, sounds like one to avoid

[Mansell]

Thanks Simmo, sounds very poor.

[hopeless2712]

One off the list. Certainly worth avoiding

[Saleboy]

Nearly booked her the other day but got a hunch she was not the real deal. Thanks for the review..dusty diary me thinks

[simonthesimples]

OMG, thank. She was one of the Leeds elite I believe, and when all that nonsense irrupted on UKE, I cancelled my booking.

I was just beginning to reconsider because she looked so hot in that skoolie thing. However, now I definitely won't bother. Thanks.

[FLYING BLUE]

Sorry to say it bur im not surprised somehow.

[jonjo29]

Thanks for that. I nearly booked a duo with her and her mate. Saved a few quid

[Simmo87]

Ive seen other girls in the group and they were good, seems Elle might be the 'bad apple' in the group or a little bit clueless on how to be a decent escort.

[The Outsider]

Ive seen other girls in the group and they were good, seems Elle might be the 'bad apple' in the group or a little bit clueless on how to be a decent escort.

That could be right, but I've heard you don't even exist.   

[Saleboy]

Booked her last week and then cancelled when my preferred escort got back to me so cancelled which she acknowledged. Then got a nasty text to my phone on the night of the cancelled booking. I would personally not seek to see her again as her attitude stinks she has a lot to learn not least in life never mind escorting.

[Kev3773]

Booked her last week and then cancelled when my preferred escort got back to me so cancelled which she acknowledged. Then got a nasty text to my phone on the night of the cancelled booking. I would personally not seek to see her again as her attitude stinks she has a lot to learn not least in life never mind escorting.

Why would you book her when only 4 days ago you wrote this.
"Nearly booked her the other day but got a hunch she was not the real deal. Thanks for the review..dusty diary me thinks" 

[Saleboy]

I did ask to book her on AW email then cancelled it fairly quickly afterwards having read some stuff on uke, which she acknowledged. I should have explained that more clearly in previous post but she still texted me on my private phone on the night of a booking that was never fully agreed/confirmed and got aggressive.

[daviemac]

I did ask to book her on AW email then cancelled it fairly quickly afterwards having read some stuff on uke, which she acknowledged. I should have explained that more clearly in previous post but she still texted me on my private phone on the night of a booking that was never fully agreed/confirmed and got aggressive.

How did she manage that, you're surely you wouldn't use your normal phone to contact a prossie who was involved with outing.   

[Saleboy]

any chance of moving on and just accepting my feedback here rather than getting at me! I would like to contribute but if I am not welcome then it's no problem.
Private phone means exactly that no one else sees it.

[daviemac]

any chance of moving on and just accepting my feedback here rather than getting at me! I would like to contribute but if I am not welcome then it's no problem.
Private phone means exactly that no one else sees it.

Nobody's getting at you I was just pointing out the pitfalls of using your normal everyday phone that could be linked to your 'normal' life as against using a 'burner' punting only phone not traceable to anyone.

Accept advice or spit your dummy out makes no odds to me.     

[FLYING BLUE]

I sent an enquiry to another girl in this group (not realising it was the same group as Leeds Elite) and received such a snotty bollocks reply in response, that it made me wonder how the hell they get any business at all.
Worth remembering that they are banned from UKE as well as here (although they have appeared again on UKE albeit in another incarnation)

[Simmo87]

I was going to book another girl in the group, if thats their attitude I think I will take my cash elsewere.

I thought maybe Elle was the bad apple in the group, seems like there might be more than one bad apple!!

[NotTooOld4It]

She's 'curtailed' her visit to Newcastle. Maybe she read this review.

[daviemac]

She's 'curtailed' her visit to Newcastle. Maybe she read this review.

She read this review all right, a while ago and tried to claim it was fake. Did herself no favours at all.     

[Simmo87]

She claimed that I don't exist!   

[daviemac]

She claimed that I don't exist!   

Did somebody say something       

[datwabbit]

This was probably the agency but not using the name.

They must do ok for business but always end in drama. They cannot keep calm when criticised and escalate things.

If this was a success then they'll be back. I mean, what happened to breeze the playmate.

[mcgee121]

Thanks for the review, she seems like one to avoid.  I was interested in her because she allegedly does anal.

[Reeson69]

any chance of moving on and just accepting my feedback here rather than getting at me! I would like to contribute but if I am not welcome then it's no problem.
Private phone means exactly that no one else sees it.

Just ignore the fuckwit who's too thick to understand your private phone explanation.

[daviemac]

Just ignore the fuckwit who's too thick to understand your private phone explanation.

Care to explain who you're referring to.