Author Topic: West London: Posh English Tart  (Read 6768 times)


3 review(s) for Poshenglishtart (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline samson02

I'd seen Joanna some years ago.  She'd been fantastic and I always wanted a return match.  Time passed and for various reasons it took several years.  In the meantime we had both grown older with all that implies.

Comms: Excellent.  I called. No reply but within 30 seconds she had returned the call and all was set up for a few hours later.  All good.  She gave me the room number as I arrived as arranged.

Venue: A better than average hotel in west London.  I breezed in without a problem.  It was busy.

The cost: £300 for 90 minutes.  She's put her rates up substantially since my first visit and I must say I hesitated.  She was something like £220/250 for two hours when I first saw her which was a bargain at the time.  She now charges £400 for two hours.

Jo: An attractive and blousy MILF who is definitely very horny.  But she's aged and I think she'd had her implants re-done.  I'm not a fan generally and specifically these are - to my mind - awful.  Like orange balloons with a sprayed on nipple.  Not at all erotic.

The action: Frankly there's no holding her back.  She goes for it from the first minute.  Within five minutes of my arrival she was squatting against a wall, working a dildo in her pussy and me thrusting little Samson in her mouth.  Good times.  I exploded quite forcefully.  The rest of the action was made up of cowgirl, toyshows and loads more oral.  She's better at oral than anything else and my second pop was another cim.  Give her top marks for trying to get a third out of me.  But - here comes part of the neutral- she broke off several times to check her phone "Just seeing if my daughter has messaged me".  "No you aren't, you're looking to see if you can get another punter in after me" I didn't say because I'm a coward and wanted another blow job.  "Ok" I said.  This happened two or three times.

Last time I left on cloud nine.  This time it was more of a damp squib. 

She's certainly raunchy and goes for it but I've given this a neutral because:

1. The price.
2. The phone checking.
3. Those blown up balloons.

Return visit? No thanks.

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Offline king tarzan

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20 years back certainly a HOTTIE!!
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Offline The Film Director

Probably her duo partner:

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Bournemouth ..... 39 yrs old ...... £400/hr ...... 'quality never comes cheap'   :lol:

Offline Sparta Prada

She's been around for a long time. I remember meeting her years ago - a long time before I knew of UKP - and all I can remember was her just being batshit mental and using a toy to make herself squirt.

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Bournemouth ..... 39 yrs old ...... £400/hr ...... 'quality never comes cheap'   :lol:

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Offline expeller

Saw her years ago when she used a flat in Pimlico. She certainly liked her share of orgasms then!

Offline Borabora

She's been around for a long time. I remember meeting her years ago - a long time before I knew of UKP - and all I can remember was her just being batshit mental and using a toy to make herself squirt.

"squirt" eh? I hear you say....care to elaborate??

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"squirt" eh? I hear you say....care to elaborate??

You want me to elaborate on how Posh English Tart squirts beyond what I described? Not sure I can help you any further...

Offline samson02

She's been around for a long time. I remember meeting her years ago - a long time before I knew of UKP - and all I can remember was her just being batshit mental and using a toy to make herself squirt.

Just about sums her up...