Author Topic: Sergei in the picture!  (Read 61211 times)

Offline winkywanky

Nice work if you can get it  :cool:


He's probably only there because he's gay  ;).

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Of course in olden times he'd have been a eunuch  :scare:.

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Offline PatMacGroin

Nice work if you can get it  :cool:

Looks to me like he's doing someone's hair. You can just make out someone sitting on  chair in front of him. That black rectangle shape visible coming off his shoulder is probably a comb or hair dryer or something. Definitely looks like a photo taken at some sort of organised photo-shoot, fashion type thing. Looks her best in those green swim suit shots, IMO.


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But only one rating in a year, and that 8 months ago?  So what`s the catch?

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I meant to post these into this thread.

This girl seems to have managed to create a profile with something to include in all the best UKP threads. Unintentionally good marketing?

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She looks gorgeous. It must be fake with that price and offered services.
Anyone willing  to try as she lives far from me ?

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Domination (giving)
Face Sitting
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Offline tantraman

Thanks to Hour_man and Bella's pussy shot :hi: ...

We got ourselves a cheeky little Sergei shot  with this batch of private pics :lol:

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Oops think Sergie accidently posted his own face picture

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He's very lucky it's not a clearer photo.

(I've very nearly posted personal info here on UKP while trying to attach images taken from WG profiles. Very easy to do when you can't preview the images, only seeing them once you have confirmed the posting.)

Offline Metalgear2018

Oops think Sergie accidently posted his own face picture

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Might not be an accident. I think he wants a bigger slice if the pie.


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...either that of the F-stop...

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Oops think Sergie accidently posted his own face picture

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A pic improvement with a washing process and playing with the lights in Gimp   :D

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Offline winkywanky

Well done, you got it better than I did.

You could probably recognise the guy in Lidl now  :D

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I routine run phone numbers for massage ads on Gumtree through WhatsApp to see if the image shows anything promising.

Yesterday an Asian massage service where the pic is of a bloke and while he's 'Asian' he's not exactly Chinese...

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Everything about this one, the composition, scanky mirror covered in .... something and her bloke who's taking the picture trying and failing to hide in the background.

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There a similar look to these guys. Are they all related?

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There a similar look to these guys. Are they all related?
Yes... All Class A cunts through and through - it's in their DNA.

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 :lol: tbf, that could be a photographer! The background roll, lighting stand and DSLR camera looks like she's in a studio.

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2 phones on the side, plus the one he's holding. Could be a couple of SPs that's he's running.

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Is that the shadow of his dick and balls on the wall? Kinnell!

Offline PatMacGroin

Is that the shadow of his dick and balls on the wall? Kinnell!

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Once you notice that you can't unsee it. Now each time I look at the photo I can't help but laugh. Those few sporadic, but very long,  pubes coming off the shadow ball bag!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Once you notice that you can't unsee it. Now each time I look at the photo I can't help but laugh. Those few sporadic, but very long,  pubes coming off the shadow ball bag!

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I was staring for ages thinking it was some kind of crap ruse then... yes, suddenly 8==D

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I was staring for ages thinking it was some kind of crap ruse then... yes, suddenly 8==D

It's a bit like those old magic eye photo's. You have to squint, with unfocused eyes, while hoping on one leg. But once you see it, you realise it was always there!

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Sorry to disagree but isn't that actually another shadow of her bra?  It starts from her feet.....

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We're just having a larf Potty.

Offline PatMacGroin

I was expecting someone to say they still can't see it. So I prepared this editied image. The big kid inside just couldn't pass up this opportunity to draw a big cock and balls!  :lol:

I wouldn't be surprised if Banksy's earliest works were not so different from this  :D



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