Sexy Masseuse Jess - Sherwood

[Tonyalmond]

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This visit took place about 2 weeks ago & i'm sure some of the Jess fans may choose to chastise this review but I speak as I find.

I'm a fan of massage with HE rather than full service & I have looked at Jess a few times but with mixed reviews on her size etc I've always declined as big girls don't do it for me.

Communication to her credit was very easy & it appeared she had pretty much most times free which I'm not surprised based on my visit.

I arranged a 60 min visit with assisted shower at 1:45pm, cost £70.

I arrived at the postcode Jess gave me & text her as she asked me to do this to get directions to where she was.

At 1:40pm I opened  the white door with the pink flower picture facing you, rang the buzzer & stood waiting in the small corridor.

Approx 3 mins later two women walked through the door, one absolute huge beast munching a kebab asked me who I was here to see, I advised Jess & was asked to follow them up the stairs & sit in the chair at the top of the stairs & Jess wouldn't be long.

I sat there & started to panic a little thinking that beast looks a little like one of Jess's picture on her profile but surely it can't be her, in the AW profile pics she looks extremely pretty & some of the pics she looks a little chubby but surely not the size 20+ beast I've just met who was roaring & out of breath only walking up the stairs with her kebab........

My worst fears confirmed......it was a Jess she walked out approx 1:55pm & showed me to the room.

Fuck, do i bolt or do I go through with it.......I went through with it!

I usually relax & drift away with the world during my massages but I just couldn't the thought of Jess rubbing her body all over me made me feel tense & if I'm honest a little sick.

At one stage she climbed on the table & i train daily so I'm about 17 stone myself but I was holding onto the sides of the massage table thinking this fucking table is going to collapse any minute with about 40 stone straddling it.

Jess could definitely sense I was not into the massage whatsoever & I was showered (alone) & out of there by 2:35pm.

She tried the happy ending & I grunted a little after about 5 mins into it & I squirmed a little & thank fuck she asked me did you just cum? I said yes sorry I never produce much fluid & sat up, she fetched me a towel & I could not wait to get showered & out of there.

Apologies if this upsets any Jess fans but guys she is huge & those facial pics of her are photo shopped to the maximum.

I know I haven't talked much about the actual msssage & the feathers at the start of the massage but I wasn't concentrating whatsoever on the massage merely thinking how I could escape.

It's fair to say I'd rather spend my £70 in the kebab shop she visits than ever returning.

The negative review is based on the fact I feel her profile pics & description are completely misleading!!

If she would of said Hi I'm Jess at the bottom of the stairs when I first saw her with the kebab I would of 100% bolted......why I stayed I'll never know??

To try & restore my faith in massages I have seen heavenly Holly & s Karen from Worcester since which were both fantastic & very positive (reviews to follow).

[Turtle Z]

In my review of her I did say the following....   "however, she is substantially bigger than her profile might suggest. She claims to be a size 14, in fact she's an 18 or 20 and had I been into BBW's then I may have enjoyed the massage more"

She is fucking massive and the problem is that with so many positive reviews it's easy to dismiss a single punter telling you how it actually is.

[Tonyalmond]

Totally Turtle & you're 100% right, when you're looking at reviews common sense tells you to go with the majority although as you say the minority is probably more often than not more accurate.
How Jess has so many positive reviews fuck me I'll never know, I'm still waking up in the night having hot sweats 2 weeks on!!

[Sureshot]

That review was fucking hilarious gutted for you tony, its been well over a year since i saw her and she was big then but not as horrendous as she sounds today. Maybe shes giving favours to the kebab shop owner

[kingkong69]

Can't really  do a wg  heavier then me

[Turtle Z]

I'm still waking up in the night having hot sweats 2 weeks on!!

Yes, I still have flashbacks of following that big fat arse up the stairs.

[sireel]

The misleading pics are totally out of order, but if you can lay there with your eyes shut though, she does do a good job, of the massage and the HJ, best prostate massage i've had too. Mind you, i did go a year or so ago, so maybe things have changed, or grown.
Don't be tempted by the '4 hand' option though: her mate was off her tits on speed or something. Smelled of BO, and made me feel like a turkey she was oiling up for the oven, while manically staring the whole time. Can't remember her name, but i think i noticed her offering FS on V.street a while ago

[Tonyalmond]

I hear what you're saying Sireel but at at a 'premium' price of £70 do you really want to be lying with your eyes shut dreaming that it's someone else........
I guess we're all to blame though as we keep paying these premium prices to either complete & utter munters or a poor service.
These girls should be rated, put into groups/leagues & only be allowed to charge based on their ratings, you'd never pay £60 a ticket to go & watch Mansfield Town play football but you'd happily pay £60 to go watch one of the top premiership teams. These girls would have to up their games then & stay out the kebab shops if their livelihoods relied on it!!