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External Link/Members Only Melanie
£120 for 30 mins
Waste of time and money. Saw Melanie earlier this week after being impressed with her profile. Looked like she had a nice complexion, reasonable height, good body and face. In reality she is short, dark, facially unattractive and her tits are the definition of bolt-ons but she does have shapely gym-toned legs and flat stomach. What swung it for me though was that she's Swedish by nationality, clearly not of the blonde blue eyed kind but of Brazilian descent. Never punted a Swedish girl, never been to Sweden, never driven a Volvo. Other than Bjorn Borg, ABBA and Ikea don't know what to expect.
Good telephone manner, excellent English with a nice-ish almost almost sexy accent. Clear directions to her place which is a massive flat at the top end of a busy road off Oxford Street which Melanie shares with others and I heard at least one other girl there. I didn't ask about the other occupants as I got the impression she didn't want to discuss it.
Explained that I'd showered about 1.5 hours before arriving at her place so only needed to wash my hands. Returned from the bathroom, undressed and then Melanie walked up right up to me, had a certain look in her eyes and and was about to lean in for what I thought was a kiss and then stopped. So I go in to kiss her and she moves her head so I thought "No kissing then". But to be sure I asked Melanie "Do you kiss?" "No baby, not in half hour bookings. My one hour booking is a complete service" WTF!
So I kissed her shoulders and the top of her breasts and she responded as if she was a virgin. I should have walked but was worried that I wasn't going get my money back. She said to get on the bed and I started to kiss her nipples. "Ooh be careful". "I've hardly fucking touched them" should have been response. Instead I asked "Are they sensitive? "Yes but I like it gently. You can do it when I'm top". Slight pause before adding "If you want me on top". Things are going from bad to worse.
She bagged me and started giving a blowjob which felt like she was only going through the motions, no passion or enthusiasm at all. Then she got on top and started riding me and so I thought I would lick her nipples as she had said. She deliberately starts bouncing her tits so I can't get my mouth anywhere near them and I gave up. Then after varying her cowgirl position and moving one hand on to my cock, for that tried and tested trick to make punters cum more quickly, she says "Let me know when you're going to cum". Must have been a couple of minutes in. At this stage, I'm now thinking about work stuff and things that I've got to do when I get home. I adjust my position by sliding down down, grab her arse with both hands and pump the shit out of her. She closes her eyes, bites her lip and lets a massive moan and within another minute, it's all over.
I decided to lie on the bed before hitting the shower and ended up engaging in some small talk and astoundingly, I found her quite easy to talk to. Almost as if she thinks I don't realise that been fleeced - real Jekyll and Hyde stuff. Before I know her alarm sounds. She stops talking looks at me and expects to make to take the initiative and say something. There's an awkward silence and Melanie asks if I would like to take a shower which I did. Got changed and left
Take her off your Hotlist if she's on there, add to the Blacklist if she's not. I wouldn't even do her if I met her in civilian life. May have to review my strategy of working through my Hotlist and stick to the tried and tested for now.
