External Link/Members OnlyVenue Premises is in Darlo close to the Theatre. Plenty of free parking on the side streets round the corner.
Cost£30 for 30 mins massage, plus £20 for hand job
The EventThis is a first for me. I've been to massage parlours before, but not a "kosher" massage spot with extras. I pushed the door bell and the door was opened straightaway by a 40 something Chinese lady. She was just in the process of writing a "busy come back in 20 mins" sort of notice to put on the door as I arrived. She ushered me to sit down and said "wait 5 minutes". At least that's what I think she said. I waited while she went out back. After a little bit more than 5 mins an attractive younger lady in her mid 20s came out, said hello and asked me to wait in another room. It was the kitchen! I was laughing to myself at the oddness of it all but it was to be discrete as I could hear another client leaving.
After he'd gone she opened the door and took me to a massage room. Asked how long. I handed over the £30 for 30 mins. She asked me, in broken English, to lay on the table and left. So I did. After a little while the 40 something one returned - it was like a carry on film!
She proceeded to give me a massage and I have to say it was decent. I often go for regular massages and she knew what she was doing. What doesn't normally happen in those is the occasional stroking of the balls I was being given. I made some pleasurable groans when this happened to give her a hint. She giggled when I did. I also groped her upper thigh a bit - we both got the point. She then massaged my upper thigh and bollocks - felt like she was teasing them with a feather.
After about 15/20 mins she asked me to turn over, give me a hand sign which looked like she was milking a cow and said "£20 at end". More carry on
She then proceeded to wank me off. It was pretty damn good. After I'd shot my load, she continued to gently milk the old fella, cleaned me up then continued the massage. This was unexpected but good.
I gave her the extra cash and got dressed. A nice hug then goodbye.
In summary - this was one off my bucket list. Not as horny as an escort booking. But if you're looking for a good massage with a bit of extra fun, fully recommended.
