FANTASY COURTESAN - mudchute

[Brazilian Martian]

Yhhh tryin to hide frm ur mama

Its not my fault she ordered a spicy indian

Ok Mr patel

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[Marmalade]

I have this profile for 1 year or so now and from beginning i ve tick the option to hide my verification pictures ,also i ticked to not share my profile or my content to any other website and many others and i don't know how happend to be taken that picture. I am a whore but i am not stupid.

Well dear let's just admit you are maybe a little bit stupid. You asked AW not to share your content with other websites which means they don't use it to advertise, not that people can't browse it from google or UKP or even the Daily Mail (though I don't wish the Daily Mail on you). If you have 'private' photos that simply means people have to pay ten bob or whatever you charge plus AW commission to see them. Not too bright if you really want to protect them (in which case you wouldn't post them at all -- any malicious person, even another prossie, could circulate them). Finally if you had hidden your verification picture when you posted your profile I do believe it would have stayed hidden -- not because AW are angels but because it's an automated process. You probably posted it and then hid it afterwards, which is a bit like posting your pictures to the newspapers and then if they lose them saying you won't send replacements. Once it's on the 'Net it's on pretty well for good. We're not cycbersleuths or criminals or opposed to prossies, we just do what we do as responsible customers protecting the customer's interest. We don't "out" anybody -- and by the way, your post about that was a bit incendiary -- we simply report what the prossie herself posts or does on a booking.

You might have been doing it for a while but you nprobably need advice on other things (consider this advice a freebie). As we're not here for that purpose I sugest you join Saafe and hang out with some other prostitutes on line so you know the ropes a bit better in the future. For now, probably nothing much will come of it so best suck it up and move on.

[scutty brown]

Fuck me she's ROUGH  ..............

Strangely enough I find her quite attractive. Considering the photo angle is wrong and the lighting is shit, I think she looks OK.
If I were in London I'd see her.

[mrx007]

With all this great publicity I thought she's a "must see".

However, thanks for the photo, all I can say is "off the hotlist":

UKP saves me money again.

[James999]

not because I am ugly.

I'm with the others, I've printed your pic off and stuck it in the window, replacing the picture I had there of a Pit Bull, to scare burglars away 

Fuck me she's ROUGH 

She looks hideous

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[BillGoldberg]

She will be loving this,no such thing as bad publicity...

We know there are punters who will spend 200ph to sleep with absolute dogs,so this one will be quids in I reckon

Not to forget the 'connoisseur punters' with 'high standards' that'll gladly shell out £250 for the 'privilege' of banging a horse faced tranny

 
 

 

[claretandblue]

I'm with the others, I've printed your pic off and stuck it in the window, replacing the picture I had there of a Pit Bull, to scare burglars away 

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She genuinely will think she is stunning,the specsavers crew will be blowing smoke up her arse morning,noon and night 

[James999]

So let me get this right, she's claims to be a "Courtesan" she's Romanian and looks like that 

[Brazilian Martian]

So let me get this right, she's claims to be a "Courtesan" she's Romanian and looks like that 

Her fan club will tell you she's one of the good romas

[Dildoman]

Is a bit messy this off topic , I can't say that is a review page anymore, shame that  some of the lads didn't  kept  the review how has to be and to move the discution  in other area how  is for other prossies.  I guess she really is doing some competition  between wg that some of the guys hate her for serious.  Come on lads ,afraid that she will steal your grils work ?

[Brazilian Martian]

Is a bit messy this off topic , I can't say that is a review page anymore, shame that  some of the lads didn't  kept  the review how has to be and to move the discution  in other area how  is for other prossies.  I guess she really is doing some competition  between wg that some of the guys hate her for serious.  Come on lads ,afraid that she will steal your grils work ?

Who the fuck made you a moderator ?

[Dildoman]

  .here is come.  Based on what I see on here,   she is the only one what have such off topic and has moved her verification photo in a review.

[Brazilian Martian]

.here is come.  Based on what I see on here,   she is the only one what have such off topic and has moved her verification photo in a review.

You have not even been here two months but your telling us what we can say and what is off topic. Go and white knight somewhere else

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[Dildoman]

Really, have a look how many guest are here every day ? I been a guest  for a while now. What's funny that the guests number  are much more big than the members number who are online.

[Dildoman]

Anyway  I am to old for this shit  . I am here to look and to find prossies  and to f ck  them and after come with a accurate review based on my experience, is not what we have to do all?

[Sinz]

Anyway  I am to old for this shit  . I am here to look and to find prossies  and to f ck  them and after come with a accurate review based on my experience, is not what we have to do all?

well half of what you say does not make any sense... could be the Google translate you are using

[SamLP]

I wouldn't mind seeing her if she was £80ph, but not at that rate.
Sounds like a good punt though.

[Type_O_Negative]

I wouldn't mind seeing her if she was £80ph, but not at that rate.
Sounds like a good punt though.

Same here. I wouldn't say she is ugly. Abbott from Labour Party is.

But what put a smile on my face is the fact some here were so bloody quick to say she is ugly or rough. And then I looked at their reviews - fuck me they shag the true ugly dogs 

[Brazilian Martian]

Same here. I wouldn't say she is ugly. Abbott from Labour Party is.

But what put a smile on my face is the fact some here were so bloody quick to say she is ugly or rough. And then I looked at their reviews - fuck me they shag the true ugly dogs 

Now let me address your comment as it's clearly a shot at me, when i review I always post a picture and face pic of the woman is question. Also when they are not that attractive I clearly state that, I call it straight down the line I'm not the type to blow smoke up their ass or rant and rave about a prossie 

[Dick4snowqueens]

Happy to disappoint  you. I have account for a month or so...but I never cared  to much  what you guys  are doing here to log in or to write  something and happy to disappoint  you for the second time, I didn't  demanded  anything  how did you say , I had the intention to write  it before.  I will need some popcorn now  "cinema time " . 

If you didn't care before --why comment now. What a dummy!!
Enjoy your popcorn and the money you have gotten from your fluffy white knight reviewers

[BillGoldberg]

Same here. I wouldn't say she is ugly. Abbott from Labour Party is.

But what put a smile on my face is the fact some here were so bloody quick to say she is ugly or rough. And then I looked at their reviews - fuck me they shag the true ugly dogs 

 

[claretandblue]

Now let me address your comment as it's clearly a shot at me, when i review I always post a picture and face pic of the woman is question. Also when they are not that attractive I clearly state that, I call it straight down the line I'm not the type to blow smoke up their ass or rant and rave about a prossie 

+1 if ive shagged a dog im not afraid to say so,unlike others...

[claretandblue]

Not to forget the 'connoisseur punters' with 'high standards' that'll gladly shell out £250 for the 'privilege' of banging a horse faced tranny

 
 

 

Dont be coy you helmet,whose the horse faced tranny?

[BillGoldberg]

Dont be coy you helmet,whose the horse faced tranny?

 

You should know Tranny banger

(unless you were blindfolded)

 
 

[Marmalade]

Is a bit messy this off topic , I can't say that is a review page anymore, shame that  some of the lads didn't  kept  the review how has to be and to move the discution  in other area how  is for other prossies.  I guess she really is doing some competition  between wg that some of the guys hate her for serious.  Come on lads ,afraid that she will steal your grils work ?

Listen, douchebag. You're new on here and seem to have nothing better to do than sing the praises of a prossie or two. WRONG MOVE. UKP IS THE WRONG SITE TO BE A LAPDOG LOSER FUCKWIT.

Read the rules. Bottom of the page. As for accusing us of being afraid of someone 'stealing' 'our girls' work, you are a fucking idiot: we don't pimp anyone, and if you do you'd better fuck off pretty quickly. Don't insult us. And don't play to the prossie audience.

Cunt.

[Dildoman]

I am not the only  one what say that some "Sergey" have accounts here  , so,  whats the problem ? I can't say about Sergey but others can, I understand . Smell s fishy .

[Brazilian Martian]

I am not the only  one what say that some "Sergey" have accounts here  , so,  whats the problem ? I can't say about Sergey but others can, I understand . Smell s fishy .

I've just reported you, as i'm sick of reading the crap that you post, you're either a troll or white knight i doubt I'm the only one who is tired of your rubbish.

[finn5555]

I've just reported you, as i'm sick of reading the crap that you post, you're either a troll or white knight i doubt I'm the only one who is tired of your rubbish.

Agree he is a cock 

[mcgee121]

Shame she doesn't work weekends.  She only works 3 days a week so certainly doesn't overwork herself.

[Brazilian Martian]

Shame she doesn't work weekends.  She only works 3 days a week so certainly doesn't overwork herself.

Well she could not of been that busy as she had two profiles at the same time

[mcgee121]

Well she could not of been that busy as she had two profiles at the same time

   Be real, you would smash on the low though?

[Brazilian Martian]

  Be real, you would smash on the low though?

Nope I dnt find her attractive at all, plus she's shown her true colours she had two profiles trying to drum up business and white knight herself so as Duncan says

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[king tarzan]

Same here. I wouldn't say she is ugly. Abbott from Labour Party is.

But what put a smile on my face is the fact some here were so bloody quick to say she is ugly or rough. And then I looked at their reviews - fuck me they shag the true ugly dogs 

There all on this thread 4 of them

1) has no reviews at all yet thousands of posts all virtually chatting shit

2) who makes every effort trying to get me banned fucked up many of my positive threads with his bitching nonsense but i take comfort in analysing that he is teriible looking who goes to rank minghers and any half decent looking women he has tried to see have ignored him completely because of his terrible physical appearance and his terrible attitude is on this forum for all too see, I have noticed trying to instigate trouble for me again on other threads very recently!!

3) who is critical of this ladies looks yet he goes to trannies and also too has a nasty looking standard in women..
As they say birds of a feather flock together.

4) the other criticises my reviews as bullshit and has ruined also my positive reviews with his bullshit because because of his face does not get welcome deep tongue snogs as I do!!

She has a right to be fearful of repercussions of her identity showing regarding her family and friends but it's her stupid fault for putting it in public domain..

[mcgee121]

There all on this thread 4 of them

1) has no reviews at all yet thousands of posts all virtually chatting shit

2) who makes every effort trying to get me banned fucked up many of my positive threads with his bitching nonsense but i take comfort in analysing that he is teriible looking who goes to rank minghers and any half decent looking women he has tried to see have ignored him completely because of his terrible physical appearance and his terrible attitude is on this forum for all too see, I have noticed trying to instigate trouble for me again on other threads very recently!!

3) who is critical of this ladies looks yet he goes to trannies and also too has a nasty looking standard in women..
As they say birds of a feather flock together.

4) the other criticises my reviews as bullshit and has ruined also my positive reviews with his bullshit because because of his face does not get welcome deep tongue snogs as I do!!

She has a right to be fearful of repercussions of her identity showing regarding her family and friends but it's her stupid fault for putting it in public domain..

Let me guess who  .

1) James
2) BM
3) Bottle avatar guy
4) Maybe me.  But DFK is not essential for me so not sure about that.

You shouldn't take your positive reviews seriously or any review you do for that matter.  The purpose of any review should be to help other members not to score points.  To be honest, I find probably 90% of women shaggable; some just for quickies like Fantasy Courtesan and obviously I would just love to fuck the dimes but they are few and far between or are overpriced imo.  I think you're too quick to give girls a stunner rating.  I liked your english-playgirl review and after some comms with her she seems like she would be my type but opinions are like assholes when it comes to looks.  The only thing I took issue with you is on your £20 test thing but you're your own man so you can do what you want.  The other thing that is annoying about you is that you try to normalise sex; what one needs to do to get enjoyment from sex is very different for different people.  The kind of stuff you do would bore me to death but that doesn't mean I think you are wrong for liking it just that my proclivity for liking certain sexual acts differs from yours.

It might be better to PM the members you have an issue with instead of holding grudges.  You'll never be able to squash any beef with them if you don't show them any respect.

[Brazilian Martian]

There all on this thread 4 of them

1) has no reviews at all yet thousands of posts all virtually chatting shit

2) who makes every effort trying to get me banned fucked up many of my positive threads with his bitching nonsense but i take comfort in analysing that he is teriible looking who goes to rank minghers and any half decent looking women he has tried to see have ignored him completely because of his terrible physical appearance and his terrible attitude is on this forum for all too see, I have noticed trying to instigate trouble for me again on other threads very recently!!

3) who is critical of this ladies looks yet he goes to trannies and also too has a nasty looking standard in women..
As they say birds of a feather flock together.

4) the other criticises my reviews as bullshit and has ruined also my positive reviews with his bullshit because because of his face does not get welcome deep tongue snogs as I do!!

She has a right to be fearful of repercussions of her identity showing regarding her family and friends but it's her stupid fault for putting it in public domain..

Looool poor physical appearance ok. You are a real clown ask yourself why do most of your threads end up in the deleted section.

As for saying that guys are jealous of you because you get kissed by prossies, I hope you know there is a major difference between punting and dating. You seem to think that you're Asian Richard Gere

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[king tarzan]

Looool poor physical appearance ok. You are a real clown ask yourself why do most of your threads end up in the deleted section.

As for saying that guys are jealous of you because you get kissed by prossies, I hope you know there is a major difference between punting and dating. You seem to think that you're Asian Richard Gere

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I never said anything about kissing prossies

It's the tranny standard you go to
The minghers

Very cleverly trying to deflect hey!!

[Brazilian Martian]

I never said anything about kissing prossies

It's the tranny standard you go to
The minghers

Very cleverly trying to deflect hey!!

Where are the poor physical appearance comments now, why dnt you post a chest pic up. I don't really care if you think the prossies i visit are attractive, I punt for myself not for your approval. As for the others you mentioned in the thread I have more respect and time for their posts than any of your posts and reviews combined.

It's funny how you decided to white knight this prossie who had two profiles running at the same time. Anyway back on your house

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[Marmalade]

It's funny how you decided to white knight this prossie who had two profiles running at the same time.

How is it funny? Most of his posts get deleted by Admin, mostly for just that kind of thing and other bollocks. We should congratulate him on slipping through the net. 

[James999]

Back off the Queen Tarzan or he will be after you with his king size mango and want to suck your lion bar like a peach or whatever shite the twat spouts 

I love the way he talks such bollocks and then gets upset when people deride his reviews and don't take him seriously, I wouldn't even trust his view on Trebor / Polos as I doubt he'd realise one has a hole in it 

Fuck kows why he decided to white knight a romanian munter, perhaps he wants her to stick her king size lion bar up his crusty mango 

[finn5555]

Looool poor physical appearance ok. You are a real clown ask yourself why do most of your threads end up in the deleted section.

As for saying that guys are jealous of you because you get kissed by prossies, I hope you know there is a major difference between punting and dating. You seem to think that you're Asian Richard Gere

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Those tattoos are shit 

[Marmalade]

Even the drug dealer who gives him hallucinogenics is doubtless pulling a fast one. 

[mcgee121]

Those tattoos are shit 

His tats look kind of cool imo, he would definitely stand out in a crowd (not my thing though, I don't have any).  He also has the perfect physique imo which is lean with a bit of definition.  Not sure I would risk posting photos on here where I could possibly be identified in the future.

Do you do a lot of cardio BM to get your abs?  Or are you just naturally lean?

[Marmalade]

The tats are highly identifiable so I'm not quite sure, if they are actual personal photos, wtf Martian is doing by potentially outing himself in such a manner...    ?

[Brazilian Martian]

His tats look kind of cool imo, he would definitely stand out in a crowd (not my thing though, I don't have any).  He also has the perfect physique imo which is lean with a bit of definition.  Not sure I would risk posting photos on here where I could possibly be identified in the future.

Do you do a lot of cardio BM to get your abs?  Or are you just naturally lean?

Cardio, circuit training, weights. Sorry to go off topic but I had to address tarzan because he keeps on talking nonsense about physical appearance, I'm not worried about being recognised as my face is cut out on purpose.


As for finn you are entitled to your opinion, I've been tattooing since the age of 19 and all my tattoos have meanings none of them are flash designs so you will not see anyone else with my designs

[Brazilian Martian]

The tats are highly identifiable so I'm not quite sure, if they are actual personal photos, wtf Martian is doing by potentially outing himself in such a manner...    ?

The pics can't be seen by none members, plus it's not like I walk around top less, plus I doubt that any of my friends use this forum.

[Bassman]

Lol.

His thread is something else.

BM, good work on the tatts man. If you ever hit Japan let me know how it goes lol. I've been through it lol. About time I got some more work done. Unfortunately my guys have waiting lists that are way too long for me. I try and squeeze in after hours time these days, where possible.

Ive actually forgotten what the thread was about. This is the one that BM called rough right? Yeah man she is rough. I wouldn't be able to get it up for that. Only chance is if I went in not knowing what she looked like and was horny as fuck, hard on already at work apon entry lol. She actually looks like one of the cleaners in my building. Who you could call a whore as I caught her cheating on her husband (also a cleaner) with one of the younger male cleaners. Not nice!

I understand though that there are guys for which that isn't a problem or even find her attractive. We all have different tastes....

[Type_O_Negative]

Cardio, circuit training, weights. Sorry to go off topic but I had to address tarzan because he keeps on talking nonsense about physical appearance, I'm not worried about being recognised as my face is cut out on purpose.


As for finn you are entitled to your opinion, I've been tattooing since the age of 19 and all my tattoos have meanings none of them are flash designs so you will not see anyone else with my designs

Now it would be easy to recognize you on the streets of SE London. And believe me we live on small planet Earth. I don't think it was a good idea but of course it was your decision.

[claretandblue]

You should know Tranny banger

(unless you were blindfolded)

 
 

Your talking shit as usual,I havent banged any 250ph trannys,horse faced or otherwise 

[scutty brown]

..........4) the other criticises my reviews as bullshit and has ruined also my positive reviews with his bullshit because because of his face does not get welcome deep tongue snogs as I do!!................

But your reviews ARE bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And personally I've no interest in tickling tonsils - too many things to catch, especially if they've been sucking monkey cocks

[Marmalade]

The pics can't be seen by none members, plus it's not like I walk around top less, plus I doubt that any of my friends use this forum.

Sorry mate    and prossies????  unless you always keep your shirt on. Not a good move in my opinion. I think you'd actually be best advised maybe to ask Admin to delete; but your profile, your i.d., your choice, etc etc