Bunya Thai Massage, 182 Manchester Rd, Oldham, OL9 7BN
07482 527354
External Link/Members OnlyI was working at Oldham today, and afterwards popped into this place on spec. The result was the most astounding massage I've ever experienced. The girl who massaged me was the most skilled I've met yet and is well worth a visit just for her manipulative skills.
Location
On the main road from the M60 into Oldham. I used a small carpark at the end of the terrace, which probably belongs to the nearby pub. The building is a small converted shop which from the outside looks run down with faded pink signboard, windows and doors occluded by posters. Indoors is a different story, compact but clean and tidily furnished with two massage rooms downstairs, at least one more upstairs. No showers in the rooms. There is a shower in the toilet, but using it would mean trailing through the waiting room.
Staff
Varies between two and four, I was given the names of three:
Taya - day off
Sala - a stunningly beautiful slim girl around 5'3", with brown hair. Thai, but looks Chinese-European mix with almond face, pale skin and eyes to die for. Unfortunately she was prior-booked for two hours with some guy who came in with a leer which made him look like the village perv.
Da - a hardbody Thai girl with muscles, shoulder length black hair and the biggest firmest looking tits I've seen on a thai girl. She came to me straight from entertaining another customer, and her face was flushed with that healthy glow you seen in girls after heavy exercise. Oh-ho I thought.....
The massage
Cost £30 for an hour (Two hours would be £50)
We used one of the downstair rooms. They use bed-size massage tables, proper ones not the crap folding ones.
Da asked me: "Soft, medium or hard?".
"Medium" I replied. Thank god I did because hard would have been
hardShe started at me feet and worked up to my neck, systematically tweaking twisting creaking cracking and jabbing every joint (including every toe) and pressure point. She's clearly trained in some form of TCM, or maybe martial skills. Five times she knelt on my legs and threw her full weight on my back - each time jerking multiple vertebrae free. My legs were pulled over my back in multiple ways, everything was stretched and turned, she found the knots from my past dislocated shoulder and she pummelled shit out of it. It hurt
it really fucking hurt, but in a good way: the endorphins kicked in and it was almost like being in a dream. If you can imagine the weirdest physiotherapy position possible, she probably did it to me. The more it hurt, the more relaxed I felt.
After around 30 minutes she switched to more conventional flowing massage with oil, but even then she was targeting obvious skeletal and muscle issues. After another ten or so minutes, the magic words "turn over". Partytime I thought.......but no, more legbending and stretching and pain. Then the magic words: she looked at me, grinned and said "massage? another £20". So I gulped yes, and the wanking commenced, her muscles bringing things to a happy conclusion.
Once we'd finished I asked about "other services". She said she would go topless, but didn't say how much. Fully nude £50. I asked about FS but she seemed too embarrassed to answer that one.
She also explained that part of the pain was due to the strength needed to try and relocate the knotted tissue in my shoulder - but that didn't explain the ferocity elsewhere. Believe me,this girl can grip and squeeze like a vice, and the pain she can produce is exquisite, but the net result is my back feels the freest it has in years, and at the moment my shoulder - for once - doesn't hurt. Definitely a plus.
I'll be going back again, only question is whether I could survive the pain of a two hour session, or would I be better off with a four hander with Sala as well? I'm slavering at the thought of them both naked.....
