Author Topic: Aka aka Helen aka Cameron of London W2  (Read 427 times)

gruff5b

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I was considering Asta, but thanks to your feedback avoided wasting £180 on the usual Eternity eternal photoshop madness!

Instead, I went for Aka last week - I suppose that silly name is a drole reference to aka Helen and Cameron? I was expecting the usual photoshopping, but when she opened the door I was truly shocked by her obesity :(  they say "huge tits, big everywhere" (usually), but she was *really* huge everywhere. Shame, cause she has amazing eyes and underneath the blubber, I think there's actually a pretty 25 year old girl looking to emerge. I

Oh, well, I thought, she does have amazingly large hooters, so let's make the best of it. She agreed to my filming request, but wanted £100, rather than the usual £50. I coughed up on the strict understanding of a refund if she carried out her threat to delete it later if she changed her mind.

I am normally tolerant of some puppy fat, as it goes with large breasts. But due to losing my dick in all the blubber, I lost my hard on and had to fake sex for the sake of my movie. I also faked a cum shot by flicking moisturising cream over her. Maybe she was insulted by my lack of ardour for her figure, because she drew our 1 hour booking to a close at 35-40 minutes and practically chucked me out the door! (no, I wasn't rude or insulting in any way, other than losing a hard on).

While I was in the shower, without asking she tried to access my phone to check my movie didn't reveal her face (I had done my best with camera angles etc). Luckily, my phone was protected by a PIN, but I was furious with her lack of respect for my privacy (all my personal data is on my phone). But I told her to just be patient and let me dry myself and put on my clothes before I put in the PIN for her to check the movie.

Fortunately, one camera shot briefly showed her face in profile and so she deleted the whole lot (again, without asking me first) and returned my £100 - that return of the £100 was the only upside to the experience, as there was no way I wanted a recorded of that horrible 40 minutes and definitely no way I wanted to fork out £100 for the "pleasure" :(

OK, to even out this negative on Aka aka Helen aka Cameron, check out the 3 positive reviews I have just put up for stacked gals in London, or close by.

Happy (stacked) punting! :)