Hey M,
Nice review, and I recognize a lot of what you say from my own last miserable visit in 2015. I was with her three times in 2009/2010, and she was bloody excellent every time. A great fuck. Beautiful tight pussy, great OWO, lithe, loved sucking cock. An arse to die for in doggy. The whole nine yards. After two hours with her, I would leave smiling, but almost on my knees. She had her own small boobs then, and she really loved pleasing her client. Just grand. She then got a boob job, and somewhere between 2010 and 2015, she got a ridiculous self-regard, and was as full of her own shit as could be. I hate encountering this sort of thing, but it is not unknown, and my way of dealing with it was to resolve NOT to ever go back and waste more time on her. I saw it as a shame, and sort of pathetic, but just wrote it off. I went to see her in 2015 because I remembered her massage was top drawer, and still is. But I also wanted good sex, a good BJ and all the rest as well. Having fucked her before, I did not feel the need to go through it all at the outset, and paid her £140 for an hours full service. Well, it was a disaster. She had no intention of a full service, and declined owo AND sex because - and I quote - she had seen the quack that day and he had hurt her pussy. So no fucking. She then says she no longer does oral in such bookings, so that is out too. Whaaaaaat?!?! By this time, I am naked and she has my oily hard on in her hands and implores me to trust her, because so many of her great clients really love and prefer it. Sounded like shite to me, but proceedings were under way and she had my cock in her hand already. I told her it was a con to take my booking for a full service when she had zero intention of working her old magic on me. To be fair, she gives a mean HJ, with prostate massage, so it did not take her all day. I told her I was pissed off, and that she had basically lied to me, and she patronized me by saying that I had misunderstood. No, I fucking didn't. Anyway, I figured she had bought all her own mini legend, and decided to conduct bookings as she wanted, not as her clients wanted. It happens. It's a laugh that she still bills herself as 38 years of age, when she must be 50 by now. I wasn't in UKP in 2015, so never bothered about flagging my old incident, but it seems she is still pulling this sort of shit, so it's time to speak up. She is years past her sell-by date, and should retire.
As for Brazilian, I think she is. For years, I was friendly with Michelle/Honey, the fabulous Brazilian WG who, at that time, felt Nikola was a complete phoney. Should have listened to her!