External Link/Members Onlyphone 07734622848 (note this phone number appears to have previously been used for a parlour in Surbiton)
I wanted to see what this new place was like. Phoned, quickly answered and booking made. In the event I arrived 15 minutes late due to the volume of traffic on the M6, but no problem.
Newly refurbished shop in the South Shore shopping area (227 Lytham Rd, FY1 6ET). Parking was OK today, but it can get busy on sunny days.
Was met on arrival by "Lolo", a Thai lady in her 30's with a physique not out of place at a sumo gathering. Brown hair, dressed in a brown uniform smock and black tights. Paid my £30 and was taken downstairs to the basement massage room. (There are several rooms downstairs, the other three have toilet door "engaged"-type locks, but are not toilets - they are upstairs. I think they are trying to ensure privacy.........)
Lolo turned the lights on and left while I stripped, the room was lit by changing colour disco lights...ye gods. I laid down, closed my eyes and waited. She returned, killed the disco lights and switched on a low level lantern and fan heater (the room was cold).
I was asked "firm or soft"? So I requested firm. I was doused with enough cold baby oil to keep a chip fryer happy, and got a swedish style massage that was all forearms and thumbs. I yelped when she hit a strained muscle, so she hit it again, decided it was tight and needed massage.....and ignored it and went elsewhere. Started at my back and worked downwards, little artistry and little actual beneficial effect. No sensuousness at all. Ten minutes in the receptionist came in, had a good look at my naked bollocks and handed Lolo some kind of music device, after which we enjoyed something like "100 best hymns played on a monophonic synth". After around 20 minutes she asked me to roll over. I did, and she turned the light down to almost darkness. Oiled up my chest, abdomen and upper legs and did a kind of rotating massage designed to give me a hard-on. Which it did, despite myself. So I agreed to the £20 extra for "FULL massage" and let her wank me. Funny experience, she nearly brought me off and then switched to other areas. I always take a long time, and I wasn't sure if she was playing games and trying to delay my ejaculation, or whether she was knackered and had given up due to a tired wrist. Anyway, she had a second go and I could see by her reaction she wasn't quite prepared for the size of the emission when it came. It was quite a good orgasm as well......I lay there shaking for almost five minutes. While she was manhandling me I'd shoved my hand up her tunic and was playing with her large tits (no bra, big nipples). I tried to get my hand down her tights but they were pulled up high, and underneath was a set of immobile spanx biting into her jellyroll which defeated my fingers.
After a cleanup she massaged the soles of my feet and then my carotid arteries (maybe she thought I was going to faint...)??
Anyway, she promised that "next time it can be B2B". Given the size of her not sure I'd want to risk that...two of us on a flimsy folding massage trolley could be a fate close to death. Having said that, I reckon FS could easily be on the menu - if you like tubby thai women this girl is for you.
On the way out she introduced her receptionist "Mimi", a young girl with a decent body but badly acne-scarred face who she says "doesn't work". I don't believe a word of it - Mimi grinned slyly as Lolo said it. There is another girl working there but absent today: "Nolly".
Mixed feelings about going back: the massage was crap, but the ejaculation was good. The building is good (though a bit public) and I reckon Mimi could be shaggable. I wonder what Nolly looks like
