Petite Mia: Hoxton

[Dead Wood]

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Fuck me.  This was grim.

This is such a horribly subjective process. I gave someone a bad review on here a while back, who had something like 270 postive AW feedbacks. But for me she was an utter shocker.  And I have shagged SO MANY working girls. My view must surely be right? Surely? ☺

But really – this girl is simply not a good service provider. No. Don’t do it.

I got in early doors – usually my tactic. Subliminally I don’t like the idea of following on from a gang of Somalian taxi drivers. No offence, lads.  Perfectly good coms. Nice flat in Hoxton.  But she was utterly vacant and detached. I paid for an hour but was in and out inside 35 mins. Drugs? Trafficked? Or just utterly disinterested/lacking in 'va-va-voom'?

And yes – she has had some kind of major surgery on her spine. Sorry – but this is simply not my thing.

Anything remotely positive…? She is very petite, which I like. And she does exactly what you tell her to do, which is good. I came like a train on her tits. Which are quite saggy.

Someone in a recent review of this girl made an analogy with Shy Tiffany. They are so far apart that I am not even going to attempt to respond to this. But YMMV. See above!

NOTE TO ADMIN - OR A HELPFUL MODERATOR

I’m actually long time forum member Phillipo, but I’ve lost my login details.  Here’s what happened:

- I decided to change my profile name to from Phillipo to Dead Wood

- But while changing my name – which you helped me to do - I made a mistake with my email address on my profile settings, so i'm not able to receive the email confirming the change etc

- Is there anyway I can get access to my Dead Wood profile?  I am strangely fond of all of my reviews, and was looking forward to adding to my count. Don’t ask me why.

- if not, i will totally understand. And have to up my reviewing rate to get back in the game.

(Dead Wood – my favorite TV show featuring a brothel. I planned for my avatar to be famed brothel owner Al Swearengen. Yeah….delusional, I know)

[Sinz]

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[hackman51]

Thanks for review. Yes Deadwood was best tv show ever

[Brazilian Martian]

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Fuck me.  This was grim.

This is such a horribly subjective process. I gave someone a bad review on here a while back, who had something like 270 postive AW feedbacks. But for me she was an utter shocker.  And I have shagged SO MANY working girls. My view must surely be right? Surely? ☺

But really – this girl is simply not a good service provider. No. Don’t do it.

I got in early doors – usually my tactic. Subliminally I don’t like the idea of following on from a gang of Somalian taxi drivers. No offence, lads.  Perfectly good coms. Nice flat in Hoxton.  But she was utterly vacant and detached. I paid for an hour but was in and out inside 35 mins. Drugs? Trafficked? Or just utterly disinterested/lacking in 'va-va-voom'?

And yes – she has had some kind of major surgery on her spine. Sorry – but this is simply not my thing.

Anything remotely positive…? She is very petite, which I like. And she does exactly what you tell her to do, which is good. I came like a train on her tits. Which are quite saggy.

Someone in a recent review of this girl made an analogy with Shy Tiffany. They are so far apart that I am not even going to attempt to respond to this. But YMMV. See above!

NOTE TO ADMIN - OR A HELPFUL MODERATOR

I’m actually long time forum member Phillipo, but I’ve lost my login details.  Here’s what happened:

- I decided to change my profile name to from Phillipo to Dead Wood

- But while changing my name – which you helped me to do - I made a mistake with my email address on my profile settings, so i'm not able to receive the email confirming the change etc

- Is there anyway I can get access to my Dead Wood profile?  I am strangely fond of all of my reviews, and was looking forward to adding to my count. Don’t ask me why.

- if not, i will totally understand. And have to up my reviewing rate to get back in the game.

(Dead Wood – my favorite TV show featuring a brothel. I planned for my avatar to be famed brothel owner Al Swearengen. Yeah….delusional, I know)

Ian mcshane made that character his own al swearengen

[LLPunting]

Sorry to hear you had a bad time.
I was about to book but if she's already worn out perhaps it's time to move on...  that's a shame

[Sinz]

That's the same with me, I tried booking her last week no luck.

But this review has instilled doubts, thanks for the warning OP.

[puntingpumping1920]

She's on my hot-list, but she's always available . I have suspicion she has back to back bookings.
 
Thanks for the review OP. Your review brings more perspective than the positives

[mrhappypants]

New Starter / Philipo,

From the note of surprised dissapointment in your review I think you missed some important information and qualification that has certainly been spelt out in previous reviews and comments (which, taken together, provide a balanced view in my opinion).

I encourage anyone thinking of visiting to read the reviews and comments carefully before deciding to book.

[Dead Wood]

New Starter / Philipo,

From the note of surprised dissapointment in your review I think you missed some important information and qualification that has certainly been spelt out in previous reviews and comments (which, taken together, provide a balanced view in my opinion).

I encourage anyone thinking of visiting to read the reviews and comments carefully before deciding to book.

Fair comment Mr HP.  I should have stressed the YMMV element to all this. Which we all know only too well...!

And my profile is 'back in the saddle'. All's well with the world. 

[LLPunting]

Welcome back Philipo/Dead Wood.

Had a blowout Bank Hol today, see other reviews, and mini-me was on a mission to leave me very frustrated.  After 2 encounters I was still feeling the need to unload and I was still hoping that all was not lost with Mia.

Managed to get an evening appointment and was on my way for some nosh in the Hoxton area when Mia's receptionist txted to ask if I wanted to come earlier!  Bolted down my chow and headed round to Mia's sharpish.

Sad to report that it's definitely a case of YMMV, Mia received me with a beaming smile of recognition and we picked up from where we'd left off.   
There were a couple of times when she drifted away, sadly when mini-me had too and this ol' bugger was trying to get him back in the game.     The smart thing would have been to have Mia reanimate me with some OWO but I was fixated on snogging and shagging her.     When he revived I tickled her fancy and she re-engaged but mini-me was a fickle b@stard tonight; towards the end she took the initiative a couple of times to perk his attention with a new level of DFK or hugging me close and licking my ear in an impassioned way.   

The one surprise earlier on was that when she gushed it was most definitely an emptying of bladder, and a very copious and warm amount it was too.  It didn't stop us carrying on to a couple of new things possible only for those with small hands...   
My apologies to the next client for the sodden mattress, perhaps she swapped rooms, alas I'm guessing not as she simply straightened the drenched coverlet on the bed before I parted.   

Anyway, as MHP said, please read all the encounters and consider your chances before diving in with expectations.  Knowing my luck I just used up my winning lottery ticket   

To admins:  If you'd rather this was reposted as a separate review (Positive) then let me know.  I might say what I did with my hands 

[mrhappypants]

Tricky this - providing balanced rebuttal commentary based on further meetings to a legitimate negative review. 

I would also appreciate Admin's guidance.  At present I generally add to my original review.  Is this preferred?

[InstaPunt]

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Fuck me.  This was grim.

This is such a horribly subjective process. I gave someone a bad review on here a while back, who had something like 270 postive AW feedbacks. But for me she was an utter shocker.  And I have shagged SO MANY working girls. My view must surely be right? Surely? ☺

But really – this girl is simply not a good service provider. No. Don’t do it.

I got in early doors – usually my tactic. Subliminally I don’t like the idea of following on from a gang of Somalian taxi drivers. No offence, lads.  Perfectly good coms. Nice flat in Hoxton.  But she was utterly vacant and detached. I paid for an hour but was in and out inside 35 mins. Drugs? Trafficked? Or just utterly disinterested/lacking in 'va-va-voom'?

And yes – she has had some kind of major surgery on her spine. Sorry – but this is simply not my thing.

Anything remotely positive…? She is very petite, which I like. And she does exactly what you tell her to do, which is good. I came like a train on her tits. Which are quite saggy.

Someone in a recent review of this girl made an analogy with Shy Tiffany. They are so far apart that I am not even going to attempt to respond to this. But YMMV. See above!

NOTE TO ADMIN - OR A HELPFUL MODERATOR

I’m actually long time forum member Phillipo, but I’ve lost my login details.  Here’s what happened:

- I decided to change my profile name to from Phillipo to Dead Wood

- But while changing my name – which you helped me to do - I made a mistake with my email address on my profile settings, so i'm not able to receive the email confirming the change etc

- Is there anyway I can get access to my Dead Wood profile?  I am strangely fond of all of my reviews, and was looking forward to adding to my count. Don’t ask me why.

- if not, i will totally understand. And have to up my reviewing rate to get back in the game.

(Dead Wood – my favorite TV show featuring a brothel. I planned for my avatar to be famed brothel owner Al Swearengen. Yeah….delusional, I know)

Won't be long until her fluffy comes to her defence

[puntingpumping1920]

Won't be long until her fluffy comes to her defence

 
They already have

[InstaPunt]

 
They already have

Lol, funnily enough it's exactly the member who I was thinking of. Although now he tries to be strategic about it.