Profile reads good, pics look ok, even read some decent reviews.
Was it to be a good time? Was it fuck! Worst punt ever!
Was kept waiting for 20 mins AFTER time was supposed to start.
Shit comms after arriving a few mins early too. Nowhere to park and no help from her with that either.
Nice, clean, if a little busy area, apart from her place (you wont need a number - just look for the house that needs a good buff and paint out front).
Inside was clean and tidy enough, although there was not a single curtain open, even in rooms we did not go.
Size 14 figure? Lol! I think it must be a typo....More like 24! Cellulite city. Wocky central.
French kissing? How about Duck pecking - JUST!?
Hair was neck length, not long - ok maybe I'm being picky about that, but just update / be truthful!?
Tits were the best feature, although again, not 36" Fs as stated, they were 40+" C's at very best.
Personality? Easy going, bubbly, sexual - re-read as "Lazy, looks like a bubble (a big one) sexual(turn-off)
Hot classy blonde? Business trips and dinner dates? I'd be ashamed to be caught down the chippy with this bird.
Pure filth in the bedroom? Make that "...in the knicker department!"
Crap, half arsed, tooth scratchy blowjob, I had to stop her after a few mins, as I feared she would wear it away!
Don't know what she had been "Just getting sorted", which was the first text I got back, 5 mins after I got there, but it certainly wasn't a good fanny washing as it stank of fish. Didn't bother sticking my cock up it as, on further inspection (with a very careful breathing technique) it had spots, lumps and bumps around it, may have been skin tags, acne, could have been warts. Whatever was going on down there, Peter wasn't going potholing today.
Ended up tugging myself off over her mouth, after she agreed to swallow, but dodged most of it at the last second.
Left after 15 mins, payed for 30.
Well pissed off!
What a waste of time / money / spunk.
Minus a bazillion, grillion squantillion out of 5.
My advice? ...don't bother - you'll have more fun fucking an infected gimps dead hamster.
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