bustysquirtermilf - Hertford

[Whoisarrypotter]

I thought I'd post a review as I just lost me punting virginity today.
I'm not sure this Is good for me you know as I've just blown my money ( and my load) already so I'm now brassic yet I'm still scouring A/W to look for a punt for tomorrow that I can't actually afford. Shit this is an expensive habit plus I've lost time when I should should be watching me kids and I'm lost in the world of window shopping for wg.
So here is the one I chose.
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No face pics but I decided not to be shallow and give it a go.
She was an older lady but had had a stunning body and very pert natural breasts.
After a bit of owo she got on top and fucked me really hard and what can I say she lives up to her profile name she squirted countless times while on top covering my cock and my belly with her pussy juice.
I had to finish up In missionary as for some reason I can only cum in that and doggy.
So she's based in Hertford she does definitely squirt one thing though she does bareback (not a good call) but for any out there who are into it and she does mmf threesomes with her partner I didn't partake in these but again there may be fellas out there who do 85 quid for half hour doesn't clock watch clean place shower before and after available.
I was surprised I lasted the half hour seeing as I hadn't bashed the Bishop for a week so don't know if it was first punt nerves or I didn't really fancy her I don't know.
But this hot weather is not helping as I see hot girls in short skirts everywhere and now all I want to do is go for for a punt.
Any way newcomer out.

[Steely Dan]

Strange first review.  Bash the Bishop - OMG is it 1985 again?

Why start with a barebacker?  Do you have a death wish?

[finn5555]

Strange first review.  Bash the Bishop - OMG is it 1985 again?

Why start with a barebacker?  Do you have a death wish?

Why so critical  don't you see blokes like this do us a favour of who to avoid 

[Badvicar]

Why so critical  don't you see blokes like this do us a favour of who to avoid 

Hardly doing us a favour, as she's widely known as one that BB's. Only a blind person wouldn't know different. It's an advert anyway surely.

[finn5555]

Hardly doing us a favour, as she's widely known as one that BB's. Only a blind person wouldn't know different. It's an advert anyway surely.

You miss the point the OP reports on a BB skank so you can avoid her unless of course you want to fuck her 

[Badvicar]

You miss the point, it's obvious she's a BB'r. Fairly certain HP has already given her his sauce, but no review link showing. If anyone read her profile they would know her proclivity, not a blinding light revelation, is it? Steely pointed out its odd to first post about a BB'r, not that it was a big fucking secret.

[Badvicar]

Apologies, it's only 6 months she's been advertising BB. But as you haven't punted or reviewed for a couple of years, you probably aren't up to speed in the region. Apologies again.

[finn5555]

Apologies, it's only 6 months she's been advertising BB. But as you haven't punted or reviewed for a couple of years, you probably aren't up to speed in the region. Apologies again.

You in love with her 

[Whoisarrypotter]

You miss the point the OP reports on a BB skank so you can avoid her unless of course you want to fuck her

This was actually the point I know most say no to bare back but some do and some also like mmf cuckold thing
It was supposed to be helpful.
It was more about the squinting for me as I thought it a myth.
All comments are taken on board though I will be a bit less niave about this stuff cheers

[tarkus]

You miss the point the OP reports on a BB skank so you can avoid her unless of course you want to fuck her

This was actually the point I know most say no to bare back but some do and some also like mmf cuckold thing
It was supposed to be helpful.
It was more about the squinting for me as I thought it a myth.
All comments are taken on board though I will be a bit less niave about this stuff cheers

Ah, the mythical squinting prossie, rarer than unicorn shit they are.

As for girls who squirt, I've met loads, WG's and civvies. Ain't nothing mythical about it 

[Badvicar]

You in love with her 

Your inability to grasp basic arguments and concepts is incredible. Quit whatever shit you're doing.

[nervous colin]

 There is a lot of vicar bashing going on at the moment, and not just in this thread! People seem to be mis understanding him for some reason

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yep, been there, done that, no idea how they are not indexed together but the numbers do not add up.
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[finn5555]

Your inability to grasp basic arguments and concepts is incredible. Quit whatever shit you're doing.

I guess you must be 

[Badvicar]

You in love with her 

Looking like a prick Finn.

[Badvicar]

I guess you must be 

What the fuck does your nonsensical bollox even mean? Utter nonsence.

[finn5555]

There is a lot of vicar bashing going on at the moment, and not just in this thread! People seem to be mis understanding him for some reason

He talks bollocks and takes the I am mightier than thou stance 
maybe the religious bit has gone to his head 

[Badvicar]

Quote the posts, Finn. I'll take the Pepsi test. Only call out dodgy fuckers. If you can string some kind of rational sentence together.

[Badvicar]

He talks bollocks and takes the I am mightier than thou stance 
maybe the religious bit has gone to his head 

And you think that previous posts make you untouchable. No real input in two years. Jog on. Only twats feel the need to use emotes, as they are not bright enough to use words.

[finn5555]

And you think that previous posts make you untouchable. No real input in two years. Jog on. Only twats feel the need to use emotes, as they are not bright enough to use words.

Aggressive.... maybe you should lay off the Pepsi  or you another keyboard warrior 

[Benjboy87]

Unfortunately the badvicar has the I'm a twat  syndrome. All he seems to do is post negative posts on here. Discouraging people from make fututre reviews.
He calls people like myself dodgy having never met me.
Although he does hide behind a laprop/computer/phone. If he spoke to people in that manor face to face I suspect he would not have much teeth.

[Simplysimon]

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a younger Teresa May?

[Badvicar]

Finn and Barebackenjoy, can get as feisty as you like. Doesn't change the fact BBenjboy is dodgy and Finn is batting now in the wrong camp. 

[Benjboy87]

You still can't answer what makes me dodgy? Since when is it your job to police the site?
Why can't you answer the dam question?

[Badvicar]

As I've said many times, I don't police this site. The folks that know, have seen you and judged, and your new mate Finn. You pointlessly keep throwing the "site police" shit up. It's just your pathetic try at a smokescreen.

[Benjboy87]

And yet you still haven't answered the question you moran.

[Badvicar]

Your posts and your regression to the stance continually that I'm trying to police the site. It's just a slight of hand, so keep playing that card. It's been shown worthless many times. Are you trying to police the site?

[Badvicar]

And yet you still haven't answered the question you moran.

What's a moran, you moron?

[scutty brown]

Strange first review.  Bash the Bishop - OMG is it 1985 again?............

Could've been worse....tossing the turnip, choking the turkey, croaking the carrot........

[scutty brown]

Ah, the mythical squinting prossie, rarer than unicorn shit they are.

Sorry, you're wrong, I've shagged a few Romanians with boss eyes. They can't afford the glasses when they're young

[finn5555]

Finn and Barebackenjoy, can get as feisty as you like. Doesn't change the fact BBenjboy is dodgy and Finn is batting now in the wrong camp.

Batting in the wrong camp what you on about?

[Mabbsey]

Your posts and your regression to the stance continually that I'm trying to police the site. It's just a slight of hand, so keep playing that card. It's been shown worthless many times. Are you trying to police the site?

In the interest of fairness.... It's "sleight" .

[Benjboy87]

I think it's become plainly obvious that the badvicar still has failed to answer the question as to why I am supposedly dodgy. His entitled to his opinion but that opinion has no fact based substance. Clearly he has control issues.

[Badvicar]

In the interest of fairness.... It's "sleight" .

Thank you Mabbsey.