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Author Topic: Lovely@melissa!xo. moody and mediocre, pimlico  (Read 1499 times)

Ecy29

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In call at her location, 100 quid for 60min.

Location not bad, tho she could have tidy up her place more. It felt like walking into a uni student dormitory room.

The photos are accurate. I'd rank her 7/10 in terms of looks. Yes she likes to keep her glasses on throughout the session. I saw other reviewer liked her nerdy look, if that's your thing.

The enhanced bxxbs are good to look at but I'd say average for touching.

She offers B2B massage and I'm a big fan of it, so I asked to spend "more time on massage". It was one of the worst B2B I've experienced. She hardly put any effort into it and wanted to finish the massage after 10min. Oh well.
I'd suggest you lads to skip the B2B.

OWO. Not bad.
she put on the cover and mount me on top. Started with a slow sensual riding- I liked that, probably the best part of the session.
Then followed with missionary and doggie. She complained about me entering too hard. That's a first. I admit I'm not particular big in size and she complaint about that? WTF

Ended around 35min. Afterwards she became a bit more talkative. Started to complain about a bad day, she is in a bad mood etc. bad weather.
Hello, where is the basic service attitude? We all have our bad days but don't take it out on a client?

I called it a quit and left early. Probably won't return.

Offline johnstrong

I saw this girl last July and she's simply a con artist. Made me realise what a mug I am-giving my hard-earned cash to a whore like her.

Offline dalek37

I saw this girl last July and she's simply a con artist. Made me realise what a mug I am-giving my hard-earned cash to a whore like her.


Second that, saw at a hotel around the same time, a very dirty whore.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2017, 06:11:22 pm by dalek37 »

mcgee121

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Started to complain about a bad day, she is in a bad mood etc. bad weather.

So she gave you the real GFE then  :lol:.  She does have a sexy look about her though (in the pics that is).

Offline PLeisure

I saw this girl last July and she's simply a con artist. Made me realise what a mug I am-giving my hard-earned cash to a whore like her.
Second that, saw at a hotel around the same time, a very dirty whore.

Why did neither of you review at the time ??  :rolleyes: :unknown: - you make yourselves look foolish by piggybacking your negative experiences off someone else's review...

Offline S_holmes

Foolish? You diplomat you!! I say cuntish, and detracts from any credibility their remarks may have had IMHO

Offline Cunning Punt

Why did neither of you review at the time ??  :rolleyes: :unknown: - you make yourselves look foolish by piggybacking your negative experiences off someone else's review...

Makes them look leeches.

I fucking hate it when members who don't contribute anything suddenly chip in on a negative review and say "yes, that was my experience as well".  :dash:

If both of them had done a negative review, they'd be more of a stain against this WG's reputation and it could have save the OP and others some money and a crap experience.  :angry:

The two of them have been members for almost 2 years, yet only 1 review between them, and it's interesting that both joined UKP on exactly the same day:rolleyes:
« Last Edit: May 26, 2017, 12:01:16 am by Cunning Punt »

Offline PLeisure

Yes, noticed the registration dates for these two toads; intriguing coincidence, hmmm...

OP, sorry you had such a poor experience. Had these lowlifes submitted their own reviews - assuming they actually punted - you would have been pre-warned  :angry:

Offline dalek37

Wow what an attack! Cool guess will keep schtum next time.

Offline PLeisure

Wow what an attack! Cool guess will keep schtum next time.
Don't flatter yourself; no-one's attacking you. You're simply being identified for what you are  :drinks:

Offline Donald Fuck

The number of negative reviews seems to be on an upward trend, which is not encouraging.

Quite a few punters here used to be fans of LondonLucy before she quit escorting. She now only does massage and is back in St James for a while. On a previous stint in Victoria I booked her for old times' sake and she really sorted out my muscles before we moved to the "hand relief" part. I'm planning a return, once my body is restored at least to being able to walk properly. Age is a bugger, sometimes.

DF